Bill White Saves America

Kindergarten Lesson

2012-02-13T09:48:00.000-08:00

I heard about a kindergarten lesson that is being forced upon young children that favors Hussein Obama. My friends, WE THE PEOPLE in the patriotic tea party NEED TO WAKE UP and counter this drivel with our own lesson that presents true facts!

The following is a kindergarten lesson that I pray will be introduced in school throughout The Fruited Plain:

Herman Cain, Herman Cain
It rhymes with train
Get on the train with Herman Cain

He’s the man, with the plan
Called 9-9-9
And it’s the time
For 9-9-9

9-9-9 is something fair
It’s something fair
‘Cause Herman cares

Herman cares
‘Cause he wants good jobs
Jobs are good
For the neighbor-hood

Jobs keep Daddy off the streets,
Off the streets
And in-to
Walmart
Walmart is where Daddy’s complete

Herman Cain
The pizza man
Man with the plan
The plan with common sense

Common sense
It’s been missing
From our govern-ment
Govern-ment really sucks
It takes away Daddy’s bucks.

Daddy’s bucks are taken away,
From the private sector
To the public trough

The public trough,
Where moochers get dropped off,
Get dropped off,
To get their checks

Herman Cain
Plays good golf,
He’s plays good golf
‘Cause he likes to play
Likes to play
‘Cause he likes white balls.

Herman Cain
Went to Morehouse
It’s a school,
A school to learn,
We don’t learn
In government schools.

Herman’s great children,
Will go to Morehouse
Go to Morehouse,
We hope that we
Will go to Morehouse
On the Cain Train
Choo-choo!

Please vote for Speaker Gingrich in South Carolina!

2012-01-14T08:53:00.000-08:00

It is a new year and already Hussein Obama is ramming through a thing to raise our national debt ceiling even more. Why? To pay for his anti-colonialist big government social welfare programs that don't help a dang thing and no one in this once-free nation! Isn't Obamacare enough? No! You see, my friends, Hussein Obama doesn't care about you. He cares about his arrogant, imbecilic self! Incompetent, petulant, anti-Christian and with disrespect for the office of the president, the majority in the U.S. Congress and even his far-left staff characterizes just a little bit of this extreme failed presidency and its Euro-socialistic, secular "policies."

I'm frankly tired of it all, but guess what? We have choices and the best choice to end this radicalization of the once-free United States of America is Newton Leroy Gingrich. The honorable Speaker Gingrich WILL stare down the secularists, jihadists and naysayers. Speaker Gingrich WILL bring freedom back to WE THE PEOPLE in the tea party's soil. I urge my friends in South Carolina to support Speaker Gingrich in his quest towards the White House. While I love the honorable Governor Romney and of course, He would make a better president than Hussein Obama any year, Moderate Mitt made some mistakes. For that, WE THE PEOPLE need Speaker Gingrich NOW!

Amen,
Bill

My 12 Days of Christmas

2011-12-22T18:41:00.000-08:00

I have my own 12 Days of Christmas. Yes, I love to type in that word, "Christmas!" I'm going to type it again and again and you, Hussein Obama, cannot arrest me! Here is it: Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

On the first day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me...
A liberal in an Oak Tree.
On the second day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me...
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree.
On the third day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me...
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me…
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me…
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me
8 Callistas-a-milkin’
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me..
9 oil rigs
8 Callistas-a-milkin’
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me…
10 privatized plans
9 oil rigs
8 Callistas-a-milkin’
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me….
11. mops for children
10 privatized plans
9 oil rigs
8 Callistas-a-milkin’
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me…
12 Viagra tablets
11. mops for children
10 privatized plans
9 oil rigs
8 Callistas-a-milkin’
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree

Hebrews for Herman

2011-11-02T04:56:00.000-07:00

I'm sick and tired, but I'm not giving up. About one year ago, Roosevelt and I were one of the very first folk who called on the honorable Mr. Herman Cain to run for president. We now know that it was God and Sweet Baby Jesus who spoke to us one year ago and told us to push the movement forward to get this man in the rightful Republican primary for president of the once-free United States of America. One year later, look at what happened! Herman Cain surged to the top of the polls! This honorable, decent, caring, competent leader is well on his way to the White House! But of course, the lamestream libtard media has painted a huge sign on the man's back that says, "KICK ME!"

Guess what, you elitists: THIS MAN IS GOING TO TEAR Y'ALL TO SHREDS!

We all now know what's going on. Some stupid feminazi moron of a "woman" has accused Mr. Cain of harassment. There's no evidence, not ONE SHRED! But the libtard media is talking about this bogus story every single minute, trying to destroy a real man who CAN AND WILL save this once-free nation from ruin!

I'm not going to waste my breath saying how stupid, how dumb, how idiotic this all is. I think this is worse than what those radicalized lesbian feminists did to Justice Thomas over 20 years ago.

Herman Cain is a man of upstanding and fine moral character. I would put him up against Bubba Clinton and John-John Edwards any day, any minute of the week! Secular socialistic progressives are the ones that the liberal media ought to be examining!

For the love of God and Sweet Baby Jesus, LEAVE HERMAN CAIN ALONE!

Now, I know that Herman love the Hebrews. He wears a pin on his lapel for the rightfully democratic state of Israel. I'm with Herman and every single sane Jewish person on this planet who isn't a naive moron needs to know that Herman will fight for you people and your state. I'm asking the real Hebrews out there to support Herman Cain in his battle against the secular progressive media and in his quest to get into the White House in January 2013.

Amen,
Bill

Why Herman will be president

2011-09-26T04:45:00.000-07:00

OK, let's tell the truth here: Herman Cain listens to Bill White because Bill White has always been right. Why is it that Herman just won the Straw Poll and is easily on his path to the White House? It's because WE THE PEOPLE are sick and tired of Washington's politics as usual. It's high time that someone like Mr. Cain becomes the president because he's not only like us, but he's someone who pulled himself up and has been living the American dream. THAT IS WHY HERMAN CAIN WILL BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! THIS IS WHAT'S CALLED LEADERSHIP, PEOPLE!

My only words of advice for Herman right now are:

ANNOY THE MEDIA!

DOUBT THE NAYSAYERS WHO SAY THAT THE FLORIDA STRAW POLL DOESN'T MATTER!

DO NOT SLEEP, JUST KEEP GETTING OUT THERE AND TOUCH THE PEOPLE, HERMAN! THIS IS YER MOMENT! WE WILL NOT FORGET YOU, HERMAN!

I'm proud to say that I have been on the Cain Train before it left the station!

Amen,
Bill

10 Years

2011-09-11T07:14:00.001-07:00

10 years. Lord Almighty, 10 Years. I'm at a laptop at my church watching FOX News covering the September the 11th ceremonies. My Lord, Delores, 10 years. 10 years since Saddam Hussein with the help of Usama bin Laden struck on our soil. 10 years, honey. I thank Sweet Baby Jesus the my church, beautiful Delores, sons Dale and Kyle got me through that day. Now, so many mistakes have been made since that day. Secular Progressive Socialist-Democrat folk have weakened us, said that we should not bring the fight to those who brought it to us. Yes, with the resolve of the honorable President George W. Bush, VP Richard B. Cheney, Secretary of the Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld and National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice, they fought the good fight, beat the Taliban back, captured Saddam like a rat and killed him. Years later, President Bush's hard work paid off when one of his men killed the helper Usama, who really wasn't the biggest part of the problem.But still, Socialist-Democrat folk came in and still brought us down with the reckless spending which brought on this double dip recession. Those Socialist-Democrat folk wished to take hard-earned dollars from the rightful wars and defense and re-direct those funds to Godless lazy deadbeats. That disgusting Congress that was sworn in in 2007 with Nanny Pelosi and Hairy Reid weakened us. Bawney Frank, Liberal Johnny Lewis, Socialist Denny Kucinich and Communist Berny Sanders showed to people like Usama that we were weak. Yes, we fired a lot of them, but still they run the United States Senate. Then, Hussein "No Jobs" Obama came in, created a recession, weakened the military, took away a culture of life, kicked out God of everything, created an illegal expensive health care "bill," instituted draconian environmental rules and most of all, "he" put us out of work. This is a Kenyan-born jihadist sympathizer who is aiding those who wish to build a caliphate that will extend from Tripoli to Teheran.I'm in my house of worship and I pray for this nation's future. I pray that a rightful God-fearing man or even woman, will take control of this country. I know in my heart that the American folks who make the right decision and bring freedom back to our once-free soil.

Ron Paul

2011-08-29T04:19:00.000-07:00

I love Rep. Paul, but he's wrong on the jihadist threat. In fact, I think Mr. Paul does not appreciate the Hebrews. The Hebrews are good people who need protection from the United States. The honorable President Ronald Wilson Reagan understood this as well as the honorable President George W. Bush. Why would any leader of the free world weaken our defense like Ron Paul wants to do? I just don't get him. We have a few Paulistas in our Tea Party and I personally do not welcome them. If they do not like it, they need to form their own whacko party that Real America will ignore. Ron Paul's ideas are dangerous, pure and simple.

I'm praying that Rep. Paul and "Mr." Huntsman will step down and stop embarrassing WE THE PEOPLE who NEED to remove Hussein Downgrade Obama as soon as possible. With that fact stated, thank the Lord Almighty for those who DO NOT embarrass us including the honorable Rep. Michele Bachmann, the honorable Speaker Newt Gingrich, Mr. Herman Cain and the honorable Gov. Rick Perry. All four of these individuals speak the truth and WILL fight for low/no taxe$, a culture of life and a pro-business environment. I'm proud of these fine conservatives and any one of them will run this once-free nation better than the socialist anti-colonialist Kenyan occupying the White House.

$top the $pending, NOW!

2011-07-27T03:48:00.000-07:00

I'm sick and tired, but not sick and tired enough to stay off of the Internets. I'm sick and tired of Wa$hington $pending my hard-earned dollar$ on handouts to society's deadbeats, abortionists, feminists and seculars. Y'all know something? I'm not surprised. Hussein Obama promised throughout his whole 2008 campaign about the damage he was ready to do on this once-free nation's economy. As rational folk from Real America begged Lil Hussein that 1. the rightful Bush tax cuts were working and it just needed time to continue working 2. the rightful Bush Surge in Iraq was rightfully working, but of course, Lil Hussein didn't want to listen 3. the Republican Agenda of pro-growth, low/no taxe$ brings prosperity to all.

No, Hussein Obama didn't listen. He and his thugs in the campaign and then his administration, the union thugs, enviro-whackos, anti-business folk, Communists/Socialists, feminists, seculars, anti-military folk and far left liberal college professors bought and paid for this "president" and then installed him into office.

Now, we are dealing with this anti-colonialist Kenyan-born Muslim who wishes to raise the debt ceiling and WE THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING NO TO MORE BIG GOV'T SPENDING, PERIOD!

Speaker Boehner has upset me plenty even though I love him. He didn't stand enough with the Ryan Plan and for that, I really feel that Speaker Boehner needs a Tea Party Republican primary challenger to send a message to him. But, if he doesn't hold to his rightful Cut and Cap plan, then he and his supporters are fired next year, pure and simple.

Herman needs the Colbert Bump

2011-05-16T05:58:00.000-07:00

It's a fact that me and Roosevelt were the first people on the planet to endorse Herman Cain for president. I think we knew Herman was qualified for president even before Herman himself knew. Herman just needed someone like me who is always right to tell him.

Now, I don't like that Comedy Central channel with all of its liberalism for the most part. Sometimes I watch it if Mr. Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy are on. But, I want folks to join me in getting Herman on that Colbert fella's show. I know that "Mr." Colbert mocks us conservatives, but a lot of folks watch him. So, if WE THE PEOPLE can get Mr. Cain on that Colbert fella's show, more people will get to see Mr. Cain and give him the bump just like what happened to the honorable Governor Huckabee three years ago.

So now that Mr. Cain listened to people like me and Roosevelt, get behind us and DRAFT HERMAN TO GET THE COLBERT BUMP!

Also, guess what, Roosevelt and me are packing up the 150 and heading to Atlanta to see Mr. Cain make his official announcement for running for president!!!!!!!! WOO-HOO! We will see you there Atlanta!

They got Usama?

2011-05-02T03:40:00.001-07:00

OK, so they say Saddam Hussein's partner-in-crime is dead. Their cousin, Hussein Obama, is now going around making the hit all about him. Me, me, me, me, I'm Hussein Obama and I killed Usama bin Laden - WRONG! This is just a blip on the radar and WE THE PEOPLE can see right through what this installed-president is doing. It's all about next year's election. Look at me, I'm Hussein Obama, a Kenyan-born anti-colonialist who was installed as president that that I can implement Shariah Law on America while naively rushing in members of al-Qaeda through Mexico and Godless/Gunless Canada. Oo-wee! C'mon folks, can't you see that this is a big show put on my 'Lil Hussein?

Why are we forgetting the more important victory that took place in 2006? It was the death of the real mastermind, Saddam Hussein, the man who worked closely with Usama as a lieutenant to carry off September the 11th? Where were you when the world stood still and where were you when Saddam Hussein was rightfully hanged for all of his crimes?

OK, now where's the body? Hmm, I thought so. Y'all can't answer that one. Is Saddam's brother really dead and should we really care if he is? They say the body is at sea. It's probably out there with the real longform birth certificate and college records.

Big deal that we got Usama. He wasn't the real deal. Plus, there are millions of jihadists running around the earth ready to inflict pain on the West at any given moment. WE THE PEOPLE can easily see through Hussein Obama's charade.

Amen and God Bless

You're fired

2011-04-11T04:11:00.001-07:00

Dear Mr. Speaker:
I love you. I mean I really love you. You're a hard-working, God-fearing man who I believed in for a long, long time. WE THE PEOPLE in the Tea Party believed that you would cut out the government spending. I believed that you would promote a culture of life and return God into the government agenda and public screw-els.

But, guess what: you're fired.

What? Bill, you're crazy y'all are probably saying. The folks in church and our NASCAR group had their jaws on the floor when I was telling them that I'm calling for Speaker Boehner to resign. Why? YOU DIDN'T CUT ENOUGH SPENDING! Again, I love you, but I will do anything to see a Tea Party Republican in that Ohio district to remove you because YOU LIED!

WHAT SHOULD SPEAKER BOEHNER HAVE DONE?

ANSWER: CUT THE SPENDING! Cut the spending on Planned Parenthood which is sucking all of us dry! Cut Mediraid! "But, Bill, Defense takes so much of our money!" you dumb liberals scream. WRONG! Our Founding Fathers said that we need a good defense so leave it alone. This country needs to double up in places like Iraq and stare down the jihadists wherever they may exist. We need strong borders to keep the criminals out. If anything, triple up on Gitmo and put more feet on the ground where drugs are running in the South Americas where dictators like Chavez and Castro run the show. We need more good men in North Korea and Iran where they're building nukes! THERE IS STILL AN AXIS OF EVIL AND YOU DUMB COMMIE LIBS WANT TO CUT DEFENSE? WHAT? We need to protect the Hebrews from the jihadists, too and you communist blood suckers want to remove the US of A out of the Middle East? YOU'RE ALL STUPID! WE NEED TO CUT THESE STUPID ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS NOW!!!!! NOW!!!! AND MR. BOEHNER, YOU FAILED ME. YOU FAILED THE TEA PARTY! CUT THE SPENDING! CUT THE SPENDING! CUT THE SPENDING!

I'm praying that the Honorable Herman Cain, Speaker Gingrich, Mr. Trump and the very Honorable Rep. Paul Ryan WHO HAS THE GUTS TO TELL EVERYONE TO CUT THE SPENDING!

GOOD NIGHT!

A revelation

2011-03-24T04:19:00.000-07:00

I don't care if you're shocked: Japan received a message from the Lord Almighty. When the Lord shakes the ground, He's telling you that you must be with Him. It's a reminder. We talked about this in Bible Study and everyone agreed-including Mrs. Flowers. Last night, I went further and since the folks in town think that I'm the smart one, they look up to me. My rightful theory is: Where's "President" Hussein Obama on this? What did he know and when did he know it about this message from the Lord? I have an answer: 'Lil Hussein didn't know because he doesn't pray to the Lord; he prays to Allah.

Now, I'm OK with good folk who pray to Allah if they produce oil for the civilized world. The Bushes love those type of Muslims and so do I. Trust me, Mrs. Flowers and the group gives me heat for this, but at the end of Bible Study, we hug and kiss. But, my theory went over with the group and I now know that I'm right! Everyone in the group gasped because I made too much common sense.

OK, so Hussein Obama once again, messed up on Japan. Now, he's messing up on Libya. Guess what 'Lil Hussein: WE CANNOT AFFORD YOUR UNPLANNED, MISGUIDED MILITARY ADVENTURE! So when Colonel Khaddafy Duck goes back into his palace and begins to form a caliphate, Hussein Obama will have run up his deficit by about 300%. Folks, we owe, we owe, we owe and this "president" just doesn't care. He not only brought up the deficit, but "he" raised taxe$, got rid of a culture of life, rejected the rightful doctines of Bush and Powell and somehow has flushed Pat Boone from popular culture.

A caliphate is coming!

2011-02-12T09:15:00.001-08:00

So the good Muslims of Egypt are celebrating in the streets that they got rid of their dictator and I'm happy for them. I pray that one day we can trade with each other. I guess that they might have some good old-fashioned oil over there and maybe they have some great rugs we can buy. But, I'm sorry folks, that's a dream. You see, we have a weak-kneed "president" who is not staring down the brotherhood jihadists. The Honorable President Ronald Reagan stared down the Soviet Union and Gorbachev with a strong, "Nyet!" Of course Mr. Reagan was going to build the patriot important missile defense system and no Communist was going to tell him otherwise. Mr. Reagan stood at that wall and didn't ask Mr. Gobry to pull that wall down -- HE TOLD HIM TO AND GUESS WHAT? IT CAME DOWN NOT MUCH LONGER AFTER THAT DEMAND!!!!!!!! Now, we have a weak president who happens to be related to these people in Egypt. Do you think he could tell them to knock off the terrorism thing and install a Democracy? NO! Do you know why? Because Hussein Obama is one of those Muslims who backs off from the jihadists. Right now, we are seeing Hussein Obama cutting and running from Iraq. That will leave up a vacuum for Al-Qaeda in Iraq to take over and form a coalition with Iran who will eventually take over Iraq - thus wiping out the name Iraq. Then, they'll form a coalition with the brotherhood in Egypt creating a major caliphate. This caliphate will take over all the other countries in the area stretching from Libya to Oman to the UAE to Jordan and beyond. Folks, we are heading down the path to ruin whereby the strongest will be left standing. My prediction will be an all-out Mideast War in which Western forces will have no choice but to help to protect Israel which will be victim to an all-out shelling involving more than SCUD missiles, but nuclear delivery systems coming straight out of Teheran, Cairo, Baghdad, Amman and Beirut! Once Israel is taken over and called Palestine, there will be a wide caliphate which will join with the Communist Chinese that will have their eyes on Western democracies. Lookout England! Lookout Australia! And look out here on U.S. soil! LOOKOUT!
NOW IS THE TIME TO STOCK UP AND BE READY! Is anyone out there? Y'all are just going about yer DAILY BUSINESS?! WHAT?! A caliphate is being formed and Y'ALL COULD CARE LESS?! WHAT?!
Amen,
Bill

Remembering Ronald Wilson Reagan

2011-02-07T04:43:00.000-08:00

At the time I was recovering from the drink and didn't know that a legend was visiting the right Philadelphia in my state. I only wish I was good off enough to see this man who I learned to love a few short years later. I was a bit suspicious about this man from California. That's where the Communist yippies came from, I thought. So, then I would get to know that Mr. Reagan took these anti-Americans head-on for many years! One of my counselors showed me Mr. Reagan's films, TV commercials and this record about socialized medicine. I was hooked.

As I grew older I loved him more and more. The Honorable President Ronald Wilson Reagan guides me in my life behind God, Sweet Baby Jesus and Bob Eubanks. This man literally saved this country from ruin after the disaster of a man, Jimmah Carter. As a fellow Southerner I am beyond disgusted with Jimmah who still embarrasses this area. Jimmah is a stuck-on-stupid anti-Semite. Anyway, Mr. Reagan cleaned up Jimmah's mess and put us on a path to prosperity and taught this nation to love God, free markets and Kajagoogoo.

I only wish that we had a man like Mr. Reagan in office now -- a man who can stare down Islamo-Fascism. Egypt is falling and what is Hussein Obama doing? He's going to let the brotherhood take over Egypt. Then they'll join Iran who will take over Iraq, Jordan, the UAE and Oman. That is when they try to push Israel off into the sea. The jihadists are coming and too many people are asleep at the wheel. When will everyone in America wake up and understand that we have dictators in the Middle East, Cuba, Africa, North Korea, China and down in Venezuela! Our way of life is being threatened and what are people doing? They're worshipping Hussein Obama, Nanny Pelosi, Hairy Reid and Bawney Frank!

WE THE PEOPLE need to get Lil Hussein to resign and bring back Ronald Wilson Reagan.

The beginning of the end for Obamacare

2011-01-19T08:22:00.000-08:00

The liberal media says that WE THE PEOPLE don't care about repealing the illegal bill known as Obamacare. They say that WE THE PEOPLE aren't dedicated to the core values that made this once-free nation great. They say that WE THE PEOPLE are stupid, uninformed and racist. WHAT?

Attention secular-progressive media: WE AREN'T GOING AWAY! The rightful Republican House will vote to end Obamacare. They said and now they will DO IT! Why? Obamacare covers the needy, the sick, the tired, you idiots thinks. Guess what? I'm tired of hearing this garbage! This illegal bill will go down. But, the Senate is still in Socialist-Democrat hands, you say. NOT FER LONG! Look at that nice Hebrew independent. You stupid Socialist-Democrats scare him away. And then there are a few others who are leaving. ALL WILL BE REPLACED BY RIGHTEOUS REPUBLICANS! AMEN!

When the rightful Republicans vote to end Obamacare, it will send a message to Hussein Obama and every dumb stuck-on-stupid secular progressive Democrat that yer days are NUMBERED!

And you know who will have killed Obamacare? WE THE PEOPLE in the patriotic Tea Party, that's who!

Look at this disgusting liberal mainstream media, giving hell to Miss Sarah and Miss Christine. It's sickening! Trust me, gals, liberalism fails just like Communism. Their walls will collapse in their own political earthquake.

God Bless,
Bill

MLK would have been a conservative today

2011-01-17T05:50:00.000-08:00

It's MLK Day and I'm working. What? You're racist, Bill. I've heard that from all kinds of folk out there on that Twitterverse. Guess what, they're all these dumb lefties from the coasts. They just don't get it. Don't get me wrong-I love Doctor King and do you know why? Because Doctor King would be a conservative. What? You need to check into a mental ward in a straightjacket with yer wrench up your fat butt. Actually that last part doesn't sound so bad, but let's get back to the subject. Doctor King would be a conservative today. "But Bill, the tea partiers would have lynched him because they're a bunch of racists," you SPs would say. Guess what?! Yer all wrong! Doctor King talked about family values, self-reliance and hard work. All those things fall under the Tea Party banner! Sorry, you dumb Communist Doctor Cornel West with yer "Race Matters" crap. Guess what, I'm best buddies with a black conservative here in Mississippi and he and a lot of other African-Americans (notice how I never say colored, Dr. West) don't like yer style at all which is filled with the Nanny State or what we should call, The Nancy State, because that wiccan is still around in big government. Anyway, on this day, everyone should be in school and work because MLK would have wanted it that way. He believed in hard work and self-reliance. Some of my friends and family here in MS say that MLK was a Communist 'cause he was against the rightful Vietnam War. I say that might have been true back then, but as I think about it, he would have changed his mind. I politely tell them that they're wrong and that MLK would be a black conservative like my friend Roosevelt. It wouldn't have taken long for MLK to find out that he was wrong the rightful Vietnam War which was a method to rid the world of evil Communists. So, there you have it, MLK would be a conservative if he were alive today. So let's not remember the MLK of the past. Let's remember what MLK would be today: a good conservative preaching about the family, self-reliance, the FAIR Tax and his love of tea partiers and his commitment to a strong military that is stopping the jihadists.
God Bless and Amen,
Bill

WE WILL BE WATCHING YOU

2011-01-02T14:22:00.000-08:00

It's a new year and a new day in America, land of the once-free, home of a lot of bedwetting whimps. OK, the U.S. House will be under new management thank the Lord Almighty, but there is so much work to be done and that's why WE THE PEOPLE in the patriotic Tea Party cannot back down - EVER!

We already have traitors within our ranks. These eight Godless soon-to-be-former members of the honorable Republican Party voted to get rid of Don't Ask, Don't Tell:

Traitor Number One: Richard Burr of North Carolina

Traitor Number Two: Mark Kirk of Illinois

Traitor Number Three: John Ensign of Nevada

Traitor Number Four: Scott Brown of Massachusetts

Traitor Numer Five: George Voinovich of Ohio

Traitor Number Six: Lisa Murkowski of Alaska

Strong Traitor Number Seven: Olympia Snowe of Maine

Strong Traitor Number Eight: Susan Collins of Maine

These "people" sold out their principles to make things nice for the far-left big government whackos in Congress and this once-free nation.

It is a fact that most of the United States Marines never wanted to touch Don't Ask, Don't Tell. THEY'RE RIGHT! Do you know why? Because combat is a different life than the life of Secular Olympia Snowe who probably gets to shower without any rough women in her home or in the Senate offices in Godless Washington.

None of these traitors knows the life of combat today. The men are close, very close and they don't want someone asking them about how to decorate the foxholes or any other holes or God-forbid, falling in love with them when they need to think about taking out the jihadists. Do you understand, Senator Collins? You Godless secular tool of Hollyweird's David Geffen and Ted Danson?

Those of you up for re-election: YOU'RE ON NOTICE! WE THE PEOPLE won't forget your betrayal. WE THE PEOPLE do not forgive! What makes this country great? It's our men in uniform who take an oath to protect and honor. What do you do, Scott Brown-who I had a lot of faith in? What do you do? You betrayed me! You lied to the nation and Taxachusetts! And what about you, "Mr." Ensign? How do you sleep at night? Yes, I know it's with a transvetite prostitute, but still, how do you sleep at night with a transvetite prostitute lying next to you? Oh, Miss Murkowski! Why are YOU even still there? A rightful Tea Party man of honor and dignity was denied his vote and now denied to serve the good people of Alaska. Miss Murkowski, I will help anyone come up there to defeat you next time out. You are a disgrace.

God Bless,
Bill

Love the sinner

2010-12-28T08:38:00.000-08:00

Now, I love the gays because they're part of life. I even like this Elton John fella who I followed for most of my life. I'm just not comfortable with his personal choices and things that he says off the stage - especially about religion. Now, I hear that he has a baby in the house with his "husband."

"But Bill, Elton and his partner are in love and they'll make great parents. You're so ignorant," says any of you secular-progressives out there.

Well, you have a right to express your incorrect feelings and I have a right to express my accurate opinions so help me God!

Like I said a million times before: I'm not politically correct and I could care less. The last time I checked it was supposed to be a free nation whereby I can say what I want so as long as no one gets hurt. Well, I'm here to say that homosexuality is like cannibilism and that's that. I don't need to say any more than that. It's how I feel and it's a centerpiece of my crusade.

Just because Mr. Elton over there in England, Italy or in that secular part of Atlanta has a "husband" who is lean, muscular, tanned with a square jaw and dresses nice, doesn't make him so darn special and doesn't give him the right to say that God is dead. When he says that, he's committing an abomination and ultimately, treason. Now, he's just some guy who sings and plays piano, so he cannot do as much damage as Bawney Frank. But enough folk listen to what he says where he can contribute to moral decay whereby the gays concentrate on decorating their fox holes in the military to putting up those steamy bathhouses where unlimited sexual debauchery happens.

The Lord Almighty will judge Mr. Elton on his actions. We will see how that one turns out.

My guvna

2010-12-22T04:46:00.001-08:00

First Miss Sarah. Then Miss Christine. Now it's Haley. I'm sick and tired of the far left mainstream media going after women and men of fine upstanding moral character. All over that Socialist PMSNBC yesterday was trash talk about my governor, the Honorable Governor Haley Barbour. Governor Barbour is a man who believes in faith, family, country and Pat Boone.

How dare those secularists Scarborough and his anti-American friends falsify everything Haley meant. Let me explain you traitors: Governor Barbour and hundreds of others like him in Yazoo City knew from the get-go that the Klan lost its way. WE KNEW THEY WERE WRONG AND WOULD RUN THEM OUT OF TOWN! Guess what? You wouldn't know that by watching PMSNBC!!!!!! All you would get is them saying that Haley and the rest of us in Mississippi are racists. WRONG! Come on down here, Mr. Scarborough and meet Roosevelt, a man of color who I have been proud to call my best friend for over 30 years!!!!! Roosevelt is far more dedicated to the Ronald Reagan legacy than you ever will. Plus, Roosevelt is a God-fearing family man who believes in low/no taxe$, a culture of life, honor, duty, country more than anyone at PMSNBC and FOX News combined!

So Haley was looking at the girls rather than listening to Dr. King. It's nature you moron liberals! I was looking at girls, too. You know who was listening? Roosevelt. Today, Roosevelt carries a lot of what Dr. King said and guess what, you idiots: Roosevelt says that Doctor King would be a conservative these days! YES! Dr. King would be for the FAIR Tax, family values and dollars for the churches.

So, where does anyone get off trashing one of this country's best governors ever? It's because Haley Barbour is a Southern white conservative religious gentleman. THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO EXPLAIN THIS! This fine governor grew our state and has fought for fairer taxation, educational choice, jobs and my rights as a businessman. So, GIVE 'EM HELL, HALEY! RUN FOR PRESIDENT AND ANNOY THE SECULAR FAR LEFT MEDIA THAT WANTS TO DO YOU IN!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Why is FOX News Number One?

2010-12-16T15:16:00.000-08:00

The dominant liberal media culture has always been around with Communists like Edward "I never met a Pinko that I didn't like" Murrow through the Cronkite and Rather years all the way up to Socialist-Democrat Party members Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann.

When Rush brought back talk radio, he created an alternative to this dominant liberal media culture that subverted the country through "investigative reporting." Folk like Roger Ailes took the idea to television and brought it to the masses who realized that there is finally a news outlet that they can identify with and the proof has been in the pudding for over a decade.

It's a fact that this has been a conservative center-right nation from its founding. Over the past 70 years, we have had Hollyweird and the left-wing media shove leftist values down our throats with movies and TV programming filled with the enviro-whackos' view of the world, anti-family values, anti-religiousness, anti-businessism and pro-taxism.

It was a disgrace how the left-wing media viewed conservatives like Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Phyllis Schlafly, Antia Bryant and the Rev. Jerry Falwell while giving the Kennedys, Jimmah Carter, Bill Clinton and now Hussein Obama the star-glitzy Hollyweird royal red carpet treatment.

Finally, FOX News came along and called out the leftists onto their red carpet. Let's look at the results: Most of the sane members of this nation watch FOX News and only the blowhard elites in the Godless Northeast and Left Coast are watching the other cable news nets.

Facts are facts and no one can argue with them. FOX News is THE news leader because they tell the truth and the others have a leftist agenda which is harmful to this once-free nation.

Let's look at the recent election night. Who won? What? I didn't hear you, you stupid secular-progressive September 10th fools! OF COURSE IT WAS FOX! And now FOX will be doing something dynamic that no other network can do: they will be picking the 2012 GOP presidential nominee this upcoming year! Stay tuned and watch this unprecedented phenomenon. I cannot wait to see how this unfolds with Glenn, Sean, Bill O', Greta, Ann, Brian, the Dooce and rest of the gang. Take that, you Godless secular-progressive idiots at the other networks!

The New SCOTUS

2010-12-12T13:16:00.000-08:00

I know that y'all know what SCOTUS stands for - The Supreme Court of the United States. I'm here to tell everyone about The New SCOTUS: The Southern Coalition of the United States.

I've been talking about The Southern Coalition for years, but lately, I've seen people giving it a bad rap. Why? They think that the idea is racist. Well, I'm here to tell y'all that the critics are racist. They don't want opportunity for all. They just want handouts for some and those handouts come from the achievers. The Southern Coalition would put an end to all of this nonsense.

Supporters of the Southern Coalition of the United States are not racist by any means. My best friend, Roosevelt is a fine African-American man who is a huge supporter of this coalition idea. WE THE PEOPLE in the South feel that the federal government in Washington has grown way too much and has invaded our decisions down here. This is not about returning to the Confederacy which was right in its day when it came to how the North was using our dollar$ for its own gain. We’re in a similar position today. From Texas to the GA Coast up to Tennessee and down to Louisiana and Florida, we thrive better than the rest of the country. If these great states banded together to say, “We are going to be a force of one where we state the trade issues, currency, health care laws, enviro laws and education.” For far too long, Washington politicians have been dictating a rabidly liberal secular ideals down our throats.

Folk like me and Roosevelt say enough is enough. Enough of Bawney Frank handing out home loans to deadbeats. Enough of Nancy Wiccan Pelosi forcing debauchery down our throats. Enough of Hussein Obama raising taxe$ on us! Enough of Harry Reid telling us that we’re stupid. If you love your state and country, then you would be a supporter of the Southern Coalition of the United States. Am I nuts? I’m nuts about freedom. I’m nuts about jobs. I’m nuts about opportunity. I’m nuts about prosperity for all!

It's time for a new president

2010-11-27T11:50:00.001-08:00

WE THE PEOPLE are lazy. I'm sorry, I love all of you tea partiers who made the dream of ousting Wiccan Pelosi a reality, but where in the Lord's name are you today?! I'm happy that you're shopping and eating because that expands our free privatized market$, but WHERE IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU?
Do y'all know what I mean? As I said earlier, WE THE PEOPLE took back the House, but we failed in the Senate and we failed in removing Hussein Obama from office. OK, so let's not sit on our rightfully fat conservative duffs! Let's get onto these here computers, phones, faxes, bullhorns and shout it out that we have a lot of work to do!

Now is the time to get a solid Republican candidate out there. I love you Miss Sarah, Governor Romney, Vice President Cheney, Governor Huckabee, but where are you? Y'all can enter the race anytime you want, but I'm calling on the Honorable Herman Cain to jump into the 2012 presidential race RIGHT NOW! Whenever I'm in the truck, I try to get Mr. Cain on the radio or find anything I can on this computer. Who is this man and why should he be running? As you can tell from the picture up top, this is a fine African-American man who just happens to be a solid conservative who is as close to one of my other favorite presidential candidates of all time: Dr. Alan Keyes. My best friend Roosevelt - another fine conservative God-fearing African-American male - talked about this idea until 3 a.m. and we are now going to start the movement to DRAFT HERMAN FOR PRESIDENT!
Every night on his talk show, Herman talks common sense conservative values that at least 95% of Real Americans agree with. This man made a fortune with Godfather's Pizza and I know that this great man can make it into the White House and do the same with America! But no one knows Herman Cain, Bill! SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME AND ROOSEVELT! Just follow our lead and you will see a major transformation in history. Herman Cain can easily tear Hussein Obama to pieces in any debate. Herman Cain will easily dismantle illegal health care! Herman Cain will create jobs and kick the environmental job-destroyers out of the country! Herman Cain will stare down evildoers wherever they exist! Herman Cain is a man, patriot and defender of freedom for all who wish to protect freedom.
For far too long, anti-Americans have been calling the shots and are now confiscating our hard-earned dollar$! NOW IS THE TIME FOR HERMAN CAIN! DRAFT HERMAN NOW!

Post Thanksgiving

2010-11-26T17:23:00.000-08:00

I'm still tasting the fried turkey and cherry pie. I love you Delores White. You make me, Dale and Kyle want to grace this earth for another 100 years. I'm thankful for you and your many curves. Dale and Kyle, you're my boys and I love you, but not in that sissy kind of way. What else do I have to be thankful for? For starters, the Honorable Speaker-in-Waiting Representative John Boehner. Sir, you are going to be like Paul Revere riding into the House to tell everyone one that the liberals and higher taxe$ are coming! Once you fight these weak humans to the death, you will bring back the wholesome qualities that made America great.

WE THE PEOPLE are taking our country back. For far too long, we have been living under the shackles of tyranny and oppresssion in the form of illegal health care, high taxe$, environmentalism and Godlessness. I'm sorry to report that it's not enough to have a Republican House. We need a solid Republican Senate, White House, military and Supreme Court. Only then, will we see our lives improve.

Under Hussein Obama, we are furthering our moral decay. Children are on the pill. Fewer folk are attending church. Marriage is dying on the vine by the minute. Our military is being weakened into a pansy operation by turning it into a social playground experiment. They're going shirtless in the Oval Office-thus disrespecting the office more than Bubba Clinton and Jimmah Carter ever could imagine.

It's gone downhill and getting worse. There will be some relief when the Honorable Mr. Boehner rightfully gets the gavel from that witch in January. But folks, there's a lot more work to be done. First off, WE THE PEOPLE need to hold the Republicans accountable. If they cannot control out-of-control spending, then fire them and replace them with real Republicans. Next, we need to work hard to oust every single rotten Democrat out of their jobs. I don't care if it's in Liberal California or Taxachusetts, WE THE PEOPLE can prevail! While all that's going on, WE THE PEOPLE need to get a solid presidential candidate out of the gate and fast! Will it be Mitt Romney? Miss Sarah? Mr. Cheney? Mr. Rumsfeld? Gov. Pawlenty? Let's get this thing started, folks!

So, I hope y'all had a great Thanksgiving. Now, ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS! WE ARE TAKING OUR COUNTRY BACK!

The November Bloodbath

2010-11-01T04:51:00.001-07:00

It is November 1 - one day before WE THE PEOPLE take our country back! I'm going to spare anyone with predictions and write what should happen. Since this dumb secular progressive incompetent September 10th McFly "president' likes to go on TV all the time talking and talking and talking, I'm going to write what he should say on November 3rd in an address to the once-free nation:

My fellow Americans,
Yesterday you have spoken. You have told me that you have rejected my far-left wing agenda filled with illegal health care, weak borders, a tanking economy, secularism, debauchery and a general hate for what made America great.
Effective noon tomorrow, me and my vice-president will resign our offices. The Honorable Speaker-in-Waiting John Boehner may leave his post to assume the presidency. I will hand all of my materials over to this great man who I know will clean up the mess that I created.
Mr. Boehner, you will be sworn in at 12:01 p.m. Eastern Time. At that moment, you will correctly recite the Oath and immediately create jobs, institute a culture of life, make us safe and bring God back into every crevice in America.
At 1 p.m., me and my entire administration will be handcuffed and loaded onto a plane to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where we will stand trial for shoving a radical agenda down the throats of all Americans.
I now realize that I damaged the economy worse than any other president in our history. I now realize that I put this nation at risk. I now realize that I am worse than President Grant, Wilson, Roosevelt, Jimmah and Bubba combined.
I now realize that I sold my country out to the jihadists.
Allah Akhbar,
Hussein Obama

You see, the Obama-Pelosi-Reid agenda has officially failed. This election was a referendum on it and WE THE PEOPLE are now in charge.

God Bless and Amen,
Bill Orvis White

Ode to Glenn

2010-10-19T16:48:00.000-07:00

Glenn Beck is a modern-day Paul Revere who, instead of riding on a horse, is on a patriotic newschannel, warning Americans of the impending doom of Hussein Obama's radical and reckless liberal agenda.

Fortunately, there are enough patriots who are listening to Glenn's common sense presentations.

The results of Glenn's hard work will show up on the morning of November 3, 2010 when folk like me get to take their country back.

Take the country back? From what, Glenn and Bill? Here's our answer: We are taking our country back from those who hate it including HUSSEIN OBAMA, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID, BARNEY FRANK AND RICHARD DAWSON!

When the Honorable Rep. Boehner takes the gavel from that lesbian Communist witch Pelosi, a fleet of F150s will descend upon Washington honking horns with patriots in them screaming for joy! Toby will be singing about rightfully putting a boot in their assess and Glenn, yes Glenn will have a statue erected next to the Washington monument. What? A monument? Yes, a monument, because history will say that Glenn Beck saved this nation from the tyranny of a Godless Kenyan Muslim plant and his filthy helpers in the media and in Washington!

If you read enough of what I put out there on the Internets, I talk a lot about Christian religious freedom. I just went over to this Townhall site and what I read shocked me. Many gays are bashing Christians. This is what I'm talking about people. If you don't believe me, go on over to the eye-popping article.

We will STOP IT AT THE BORDER!

2010-10-15T04:12:00.000-07:00

It's official. We The People in the Tea Party are going to win enough seats to begin the challenge to stop Obamacare! When I heard this, I nearly spit out Delores' cherry pie this morning! Delores says that I have a certain kick in my step and around 9 a.m. I may put off a few calls to spend some time with my bride upstairs if you know what I mean.

I think somehow I made a difference by telling people here in town, at church, at all the rallies about how Hussein Obama is a Kenyan Muslim plant who is hellbent on destroying our free markets to make way for Sharia Law in this country.

Now, I'm hearing and reading that states rights is going to be healthy, strong and ready to fight Obamacare which means this Socialistic plan will fail miserably - giving We The People time to inform our honorably elected congressmen the time and resources to start impeachment hearings.

In a very short time, We The People will get to choose our schools, doctors and F150s that patriotically consume patriotic oil. Taxe$ will be low or non-existent and just about everything will be privatized except for my aunt's Medicare, Social Security, Medicaid and any other assistance that her hard-working husband (who went to Georgia Tech on the GI Bill) earned, dammit!

My dreams are finally coming true and it's because more folk are listening to me. Amen and God Bless!

Jimmah and Billy Got Us Here

2010-09-29T04:14:00.000-07:00

How did we end up here? We ended up here because of Jimmah Carter (not my president). Jimmah couldn't stare down the Iranians who ran all over him. It wasn't until the Honorable President Ronald Wilson Reagan took over and immediately the jihadists went home and we then went into the longest period of economic expansion in peaceful times. It remained peaceful because the world feared us with our expanding patriotic military. That Libyan dictator thought he could stand up to us, but President Reagan stared him down! Now look-that Libyan dictator is now our friend because he couldn't handle the U.S. Then, look at that Communist Gorbachev. Reagan firmly shook his hand and said that he could take them out within minutes with his cache of patriotic nuke weapons.

Over the years there was this Saddam fella who sat on our patriotic oil. One day he decided to take over a friendly Arab country next door where we got our oil. It was President Reagan's friend the Honorable President HW Bush who stared Saddam down and took him out in weeks. Unfortunately Bubba Clinton took over and didn't pay any attention to Saddam who started a nuke program while Bubba was engaging in the sex with that Hebrew girl and other call girls. Now, we're paying the price for Bubba's many mistakes. The twin towers are down because of Bubba and so is our economy.

So, in recent memory We The People must hold Jimmah, Bubba and now Hussein Obama accountable. They are responsible for lost lives and jobs.

Here we are in 2010:

Thank the Lord for FOX News, talk radio and the Tea Party which keeps Big Gov't in check. These three branches of our society are needed now more than ever.

Under Hussein Obama, We the People now have record deficits and unemployment at levels that we have never seen before. Is Lil Hussein doing anything about the mess he got us into? NO! He's fixated on FOX News and Sean Hannity's Hummer. This is the most incompetent, arrogant, selfish "president" in history in which the media drools over.

It's high time to cut taxes and Big Gov't spending, but my Lord please keep your hands off of my Bush-era tax rates, capital gains, small business tax credits, my aunt's Social Security checks, Medicare and Medicaid. Also, please increase the size and scope of our churches and patriotic military.

Bishop Eddie Long

2010-09-28T04:07:00.000-07:00

I first got to know about the Honorable Bishop Eddie Long by way of a trip that Roosevelt and I took to Atlanta about eight years ago. Roosevelt didn't tell me a word about where he was taking me so the whole thing was a surprise. All I remember is that when we got to the Atlanta area, Roosevelt took the wheel of my 150 and headed to this big ole new-fangled church. We went in and here was this massive hulking good looking fella with smooth dark skin who firmly gripped my hand and welcomed me into his house of worship. Before we knew it, we were in a back room in intense Bible study quoting scripture about how God and Sweet Baby Jesus fought for the traditional family unit. It started to get hot in that back room after three hours of reading and discussing so Bishop Long took off his shirt and exposed to us his massive girth. Roosevelt did the same. After they looked at each other, the Bishop and Roosevelt told me to study alone for two hours while they would discuss the scriptures just between two black men.

When they came back to the room, we talked some more about how important it is for the man to be the head of the household.
"When you tell your wife to make cheesey grits for you, you don't just ask," the Bishop said. "YOU TELL HER TO MAKE YOU CHEESEY GRITS!"
"Wow, that was powerful, Bishop," I replied.
"You can call me Daddy," the Bishop said, as he reached over to my tool belt and grabbed one of my plumber's wrenches.
"You see this here wrench," the Bishop said. "This represents the monument to the man!"
"I use that there wrench for everything," I said.
"I can tell, Bill. Now, why don't you come over here and show me how well you use that wrench," the Bishop said.
At this point, I have to cut the story off, but the main thing here is that the liberal media is unnecessarily going after the Honorable Bishop Eddie Long-a man of virtue, integrity, honor and most of all, God. You see that there picture up there with my president? It shows you that with the new Republican Congress ready to take control and Bishop Eddie Long winning his lawsuits, that the United States of America will once-again be a clean, honorable, Christ-centered nation.
Amen,
Bill

The Anti-Colonialist-in-Chief

2010-09-15T07:35:00.000-07:00

This Dinesh D'Souza fella is a great hero of mine. He is coming out with a book that explains Hussein Obama's far left radical thinking. A little bit of the book was put in this magazine called Forbes and another hero of mine, the Honorable Speaker Newt Gingrich made some comments about the article. Both Newt and Dinesh are 100 percent correct. In the Islamist world, it’s the father’s seed that dictates the son’s character, behaviors and actions. With Hussein Obama, it is he who inherited his father’s anti-colonialist/pro-Kenyan views.

If any journalist out there bothered to find the truth, he would discover that this is normal in Kenya where Hussein Obama was born in the early 1960s.

Anti-colonialist/pro-Kenyan views were always taught in Kenya’s madrassahs (schools) in which Hussein Obama attended and then transferred over to in Indonesia.

Many accounts say that Hussein Obama’s father left him early, but true research reveals that his father was in his life as well as scores of Socialist, Communist and Marxist professors and mentors. Some of these mentors were known terrorists. Take for instance Mohammed Aktar Abdul Malik, a French-Polynesian homosexual, Communist teacher who taught over a million children in the main madrassah (where Lil Hussein really went to school) during his time in Indonesia from 1935-1983. Malik hatched a plan with Lil Hussein to one day blend into the evil West. Lil Hussein, Malik and a man by the name of Aquir Lehasha Mokhtar, one of the first al-Qaeda leaders under Usama bin Laden, raised money through several blind terror organizations to fund Lil Hussein's 30-year-plan which started with moving to Chicago and entering the Socialist schools and finally, the evil Democrat machine there. We all know the rest of the story from there. The problem is that now we have a plant at the head of our government and mark my words, the jihadist revolt will reach our shores very soon.

It’s about time that someone like Dinesh touched on this all-important fact. I look forward to the full book on this subject and perhaps, the American people will wake up and see how they were duped by Hussein Obama and his supporters.

More importantly, this is damning information that needs to be leveled against this “man” and “his” installed administration. This is what We The People mean when we say that we are taking our country back from a "man" who was only a failed weak community organizer.

You dumb September 10th McFlys!

2010-09-10T15:55:00.000-07:00

I honor this day to you dumb secular progressive liberals who on this day nine years ago, haven't changed your stupid brains. You all act as if no one stormed our airspace to perform the deadliest act on our soil. On this day only nine years ago, Saddam Hussein was plotting his heinous Godless act on us and what were you dumb liberals doing? You all were sitting on your skinny duffs drinking fine wine and coffee while the jihadists are preparing to invade us. Mark my words, this will happen again, only worse. You all haven't learned a thing since September 11th. That is why I call you September 10th secular progressive liberal McFlys who support dumb Democrat candidates and incumbents. You are all a worse threat to America's freedom and survival than dictators like Hussein.

Now we have our own Hussein, a man who hates the white folk and America. It's a fact, so don't even try to argue with me on that point. Hussein Obama hates America and wishes to turn it into a Euro-Secular "utopia" whereby the big gov't does everything from provide subpar health care to wiping every citizen's (legal and illegal)bottom.

What's going to happen? Well, I'll tell you all what's going to happen. There will be a bloodbath in November whereby that ugly Wiccan Speaker of the House will get on her broom and fly quickly back to the secular left coast where "she" belongs. Brain damaged Harry Reid will be shipped off to a mental institution where he belongs. Where will Hussein Obama go? He will go into hiding as the new Congress comes after him for being the most un-American "leader" that ever "managed" a nation.

You September 10th secular progressive liberal McFlys are going to lose so bad this November, the Honorable Speaker of the House Jonathan Boehner will personally stub his cigarettes in each and every one of your Godless faces.

So, I write on the eve of this important anniversary to remind everyone why our fighting men are fighting over there before the jihadists try to fight us over here again. We are over there to spread freedom! Freedom for all!

Amen,
Bill

Waving the white flag

2010-09-02T04:43:00.001-07:00

So Lil Hussein was on my TV the other night saying that combat operations have ended in Iraq. Here are some basic facts that September 10th secular progressive Democrats just don't get:

1. We're safer with Saddam Hussein gone.

2. We now have access to precious oil that gets SPs (secular progressives) from their visits to the bathouses over to their expensive coffee shops where they buy $5.00 lattes. That in itself is against God and Sweet Baby Jesus - it's a fact, don't argue with me and watch what you're saying.

3. Liberals are able to engage in false drivel on the Internet because our fighting men are fighting the jihadists over there before they storm Battery Park, tackle them and try convert or simply behead them.

4. Hussein Obama's waving the white flag of surrender. Now, the entire world hates and disrespects us (who cares about France-well, I do care about their patriotic nuclear energy-the rest we can forget about). Under my president-the Honorable Pres. George W. Bush, the world respected us because that rightful administration stared down the evildoers.

5. IRAN-They have the bomb and what's Lil Hussein doing about it? Nothing! It will take the Hebrews to end that dictator's nuke dreams.

6. ECONOMY-This is all Lil Hussein's fault. I'm a broken record now, but this installed "president" wrecked this economy with his huge tax increases and outrageous health care boondoggle. Yes, I said, "boondoggle!" So many are out of work because Hussein Obama destroyed this once-free nation with his far left radical ideas.

7. We're better off with a free Iraq. During the Bubba Clinton years, the people of Iraq were under a dictator! Now, they are free because of our fighting strong men and a strong military that was built up by President George W. Bush!

This war on terror was the right thing to do and George W. Bush will go down in history as doing the right thing. In 50 years, He will be remembered as this country's best president! How do I know? Because Dennis Miller said so. Freedom will spread through the entire Middle East and Southwest Asia because of the tough choices George W. Bush made. This freedom will spread like the kudzu that is growing my aunt's backyard.

Beck and call to the Capitol

2010-08-30T04:39:00.000-07:00

Hello all!

I just got back from Washington and I feel revived. Glenn was completely amazing as he stirred up the crowd with his beautiful speech. Sarah looked more gorgeous than ever. It was a day of inspiration as speaker after speaker reminded us that this nation's fabric has been torn apart by leftists who are hellbent on turning us into a land of big government-dependent bed-wetting Marxists.

Roosevelt and myself jumped on a Greyhound filled with Tea Party Patriots. The church on wheels steamed through the fruited plain only to be greeted by thousands of other patriots for a weekend of prayer, love and outrage. This weekend only told me what I already knew: this November will be a bloobath for ultra-leftwing nutcases who will experience serious tough love as they will see their handouts immediately end and righteous folk like us will take our country back!

There was one woman from Kentucky who took my breath away. She's 82-year-old Bonnie who grew up kinda like me in a 1/2-room schoolhouse with a coal-fired burner, wooden desk made from nearby trees and a lady from the town who was teacher and ruled with a Bible and iron paddle.

I also met Gary from Michigan who has lived in Stupak Shakur's district for years. Gary's been out of work for 8 years because of Hussein Obama's jobs-killing pro-Socialist agenda. Some stupid secular progressive protester butted in and pointed out to me that Gary lost his job during the Honorable President George W. Bush's successful regime. I told the secular progressive that it's still Hussein Obama's fault because this administration hates business and Christianity and that's the end of the story, don't argue with a fact.

Bonnie and me both talked and prayed for hours about how this country went downhill the second Hussein Obama screwed up the Oath. I shed so many tears with this fine woman who I ended up calling "Mama" before the day was done.

Next to the time I went to Atlanta for the Tea Party protest a year-and-a-half ago, this was one of the best weekends that I ever had.

Amen,
Bill

Georgia governor contest

2010-08-18T08:54:00.000-07:00

My aunt up near Brasstown in North Georgia has been there her whole life. From time to time, I write about what's going on in the Peach State. This year, they're picking a new governor. It's between a has-been Democrat Roy Barnes versus the Honorable Representative Nathan Deal. Why should I care who my aunt votes for since I live in Mississippi? Well, I think all these great Southern states have a lot in common -- so much so they ought to form something I would call: The Southern Coalition. The Southern Coalition of the United States of America would be a self-sufficient governing body that would decide on its own trade, water issues and social issues. These Southern states could come together to say NO to the gay agenda, NO to Socialized health care, NO to high taxe$ and so forth.

Back to Georgia: The choice here is easy: the Honorable Rep. Nathan Deal is the clear choice to put Georgia on the right track. With so much moray decay in our society, hard-working men like Mr. Deal need to be in top jobs like governor to lead and inspire the people to become God-fearing, self-sufficient, responsible human beings who care about a culture of life. Why would any human being vote for someone like Roy Barnes? I just don't understand it. "Mr." Barnes is one small part of a huge problem that has enveloped this country since the early 1960s when God was kicked out of the schools. Every since that time, so many "men" like "Mr." Barnes have taken the once-free nation hostage and led it down the path to debauchery and Godlessness.
The easy choice here is Representative Nathan Deal, a man of integrity, honor, patriotism and most of all, God.
Amen,
Bill

Protecting traditional marriage

2010-08-05T04:42:00.000-07:00

So I read with great disappointment that this activist judge in California overturned Proposition 8 which protects traditional marriage. A lot of you secular progressives are jumping for joy that this judge was appointed by a respectable legitimate conservative president. Well, sometimes folks that I admire, make mistakes and this is the best example.
While I knew about and respected this judge, he's dead-wrong and stuck-on-stupid. For this decision, he will be greeted by Lucifer in the fiery pits of Hell for opening up the floodgates to unlimited, unnatural debauchery to spread across the fruited plain like poisonous cloned locusts.

Attention Judge Walker, you will be judged by The Lord Almighty who will forever banish your filthy soul along with Wiccan Speaker Pelosi, Brain-Damaged Reid and Hussein Obama to the bowels of evil that no man has ever known.

I don't mean anyone any harm nor do I condone harm in any way. I love the judge, but he will have to answer to a higher power for his actions.

If I were elected president

2010-07-02T13:22:00.000-07:00

If I were elected president, I would propose to end the entire illegal stimulus program, unemployment "benefits," Socialistic health care, Medicare, Medicaid, road "projects" and anything other unnecessary big gov't program.

OK, now that's that done, let's take the money to pay off the multi-trillion dollar debt incurred by Barack Hussein Obama. Next, direct discretionary funding to what government does best: defense. Save any monies left over.

"What? Are you crazy, Bill?"

Yes, I'm crazy about the private sector creating jobs on its own. I'm crazy about the church helping out the needy. I'm crazy about individuals buying their own health care. I'm crazy about free markets. I'm crazy about defending our interests around the world. I'm crazy about protecting our borders and for those who get in, let's put them to work in our military because we are all over the world spreading freedom. Those illegals who got through the fence are good people who can be taught how to protect us. Heck, they can even be paid to protect the very borders they breached and even put them to work in privatized jails.

With all of those monies freed up, we can put every man to work. Where will the ladies go? Well, we can keep them at home to raise our children and all of them can become home schoolers or they can teach in locally-created charter schools. If we followed my plan, America could be free again, but no, we decide to vote for the far-left in this country, thus ruining it.

Amen,
Bill

Some people stand up

2010-06-30T05:33:00.000-07:00

Most days I have lost hope for this once-free nation no matter how much I pray for her future. Then along comes a heartwarming story like this from North Carolina. Let me write this because it empowers me every single time I type it out on this here keyboard, The United States of America is One Nation Under God.

The Founders of this once-free nation believed in a higher power who preached the power of attending church, self-reliance and the ability to tell others what to do with their lives and bodies for the greater good of country.

That there billboard in North Carolina deserved to be defaced because these Atheists are Communists who wish to destroy this nation's freedom to worship wherever one might wish to worship. They also wish to invade our homes in order to take our weaponry, canned ham, Toby Keith CDs and copies of The Limbaugh Letter.

These patriots did the right thing. God Bless them.

Amen,
Bill

The Wedding Planner, Rush-style

2010-06-07T06:38:00.000-07:00

It's obvious that these two are invited over for prayer and pie. I congratulate Rush for finding such a beautiful woman. God is definitely watching over you, Rush and guess what, you deserve it. You pulled yerself up by the jockstrap to get where you are today. You battled the Dominant Liberal Media Culture to tell the country the truth.
Look at ya! You get the last laugh! Those miserable far-lefties must be crying right now.
God Bless you, sir.
Amen,
Bill

They're surrounded

2010-06-03T05:44:00.000-07:00

They're surrounded. The Hebrews are surrounded by jihadists who wish to destroy them. So, is it any wonder that Israel made a move on an unidentified ship near the land that they deserve to enjoy to live upon? Yes, I say. Is anyone with me on this? Certainly not Hussein Obama, who is a plant that will overthrow the once-free nation of the United States of America. Who does Israel have? Do they really have the support of Great Britain? Only time will tell with that new conservative fella in there, but I don't know. What they should know is that they have folk like me to support their right to exist. I take a lot of heat on this around my hometown here in Mississippi so Israel is part of my crusade. I teach the other folk around town and at church that we need Israel. They're the ones who can root out the jihadists because they're closest to them. That's why I always tell my Hebrew friends that they need to go back to the motherland to fight the filth that might push their relatives out to the sea. One day, all the Hebrews will return to this sacred motherland and hopefully invade all of the areas around the country to turn it into a modern Hebrew area. Just imagine if that could happen.

Why are these humanitarian flotillas coming in? I know the answer. They want to kill Israelis-pure and simple. So, what should happen? Yes, Israel has a right to defend herself - especially while this War on Terror (which will last forever) carries on. Now I am hearing that more countries are sending in flotillas. I say Israel should stand up to the world and attack these vessels with everything they have in their arsenals including nuclear weaponry. There is no humanitarian crisis in Gaza. That is a lie spread by secularists, intellectuals, homosexuals and this disgraceful installed-president. So, I have no problem if Israel and her allies attack anything that looks like a flotilla in that beautiful sea which belongs to Israel.

Israel is the key to the United States' and her allies' survival. If we don't have Israel, we will certainly be at risk for a jihadist takeover. That's why it's important to build underground bunkers stocked with necessary items including canned food and a large cache of weapons.

I love oil

2010-05-25T04:31:00.000-07:00

I love oil. There, I said it and it feels good. Oil makes common sense. Wind, solar? What? Gimme a break. Let's be real here, you dumb Secular Progressive Enviro-whimps. You see that bird up there covered in it. It's not sad. It's the sign of freedom. In fact, we should think about replacing the eagle with this fella.

"Bill, you're an honorable man who goes by the Good Book word for word," you might say. "How can you be so insensitive to a poor little bird."

"Guess what, you idiot...birds have meat and in this photo, there's meat under that patriotic oil!" I say!

I know in my heart and mind that Lil Hussein, that despicable self-installed president of this once-free nation conspired with you dumb enviro-whackos to puncture this patriotic oil rig. I know it! Don't question me! I read enough to know that that Communistic group Greenpeace is behind this disaster. They wanted to do this with Lil Hussein to stop the Drill Baby Drill program instituted by my vice president, the Honorable Richard B. Cheney and his patriotic co-workers.

Time will prove that Bill White is right. Bill White was right about The Surge. Bill White was right about the patriotic tax cuts instituted by my president, the Honorable George W. Bush. It's just that Mr. Bush lost his way on very few things like giving seniors health care -- I think that his daddy (who also lost his way) made W do that one. Other than that, the bad economy was Jimmah, Bubba and Lil Hussein's faults.

Any way, oil is here to stay, you enviro-psychos. My 150 loves the oil just as must as that bird up there loves being covered in it. That's one patriotic bird which symbolizes the hard work that patriotic BP is doing for us. Sure, the Feds cannot cap off the oil spew because they can't do it! It's the private sector that can do these things. Government should just be Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard and nuclear-proof museums that house Toby Keith and NASCAR memorablia.

God Bless,
Bill

My Communist Neighbor and other thoughts

2010-05-17T05:44:00.000-07:00

Why should this homosexual woman be dropped from the Supreme Court nomination? Because Newt said so.

My far left liberal neighbor Jared from New York said, "Why do you believe everything Newt Gingrich has to say?"
I said, "Newt knows everything, you Stuck-On-Stupid Democrat from the Godless Northeast who lost all his money on Wall Street and is now stuck in Mississippi with his wife who makes all the money in the house."

OK, maybe I was tough on Liberal Jared, but hey, someone's gotta try to make a man out of him. I mean, I respect the man who worked so hard with all of the other men on Wall Street to make money, but it's like Jared now has no manliness in him. His wife Sharon is a nurse and is the breadwinner. That's wrong. She should be home teaching the five kids they should have had by now.

Anyway, Newt knows everything. Why? Because and that's all I have to say. Well, Newt changed the way Washington did business when Bubba was in the White House messing things up with his job and in his pants. If Newt actually got Bubba to leave town and he took charge, then I know the World Trade Center towers would still be standing today.

Now, onto this homosexual woman that Hussein Obama wants on the Sup Ct. Newt says that she's anti-military because she wouldn't let patriotic recruiters who I see at the mall all the time -- onto that elitist Harvard campus in the Godless Northeast. Oh my Lord is this "woman" just plain dumb! Let me see: the honorable U.S. military wants to make men out of a bunch of pencil neck geeks who read books and this "woman" doesn't want that to happen? Yes, Newt, that is anti-military! We need to find a way to stop this madness!

Here I am in my shed crying for what was once a great nation that had a great military and now we are weakenining it with social engineering nonsense! I pray that the Honorable Senator Orrin Hatch becomes a new firewall to stop this woman.

Thank God for Newt Gingrich for talking common sense.
I wish Newt could meet my Communist neighbor and talk some sense into him, but for now, Jared has me. I'm sure I can fix Jared just like a stuck valve.

God Bless, Bill

I must say something

2010-05-06T03:55:00.000-07:00

OK, I know it's been a while since I posted here. With the Twitterin' and posting on other blogs, I found that I haven't been here in a while. Lately, I have had way too much to say. Delores thinks I need a good fishing trip to my aunt's in Georgia, but it's too hard to just set here and do nothing.

Where do I start? Lil Hussein is up to his old tricks again by starting an oil spill so that we cannot drill here, drill now. Anyone who knows how good companies like patriotic BP and Halliburton are, knows that they don't make mistakes like that-no sir. Companies with hard working men like them have the latest in drilling technology to get the resources that we need to power up this once-free nation. You see, it's such a joke when Lil Hussein and his tree hugger radical supporters talk about wind farms and solar panels. Those dang things never worked. I remember back in the day when I was on the drug and drink, Jimmah Carter tried that solar thing at the White House - what a joke. Now his Islamic parter-in-crime is doing the same thing, but much worse this time by causing an oil spill and then doing nothing about it. I pray that the Honorable Mr. Boehner, the Honorable Mitch McConnell and Dennis Miller investigate Lil Hussein's misdeeds in the Gulf.

OK, then we have this Times Square bomber. Look at how stuck-on-stupid September 10th Secular Progressive Democratic McFlys in Godless New York and Washington acted. They said that they thwarted this dirty jihadist: WRONG! Tell us the truth! Tell us the truth! You morons cannot admit that this cousin of Hussein Obama's from Pakistan was within seconds of blowing up most of New York City! Now, I feel for you New Yorkers after 9-11 and all, but folk like Bill Orvis White will not save you when the jihadist storm Battery Park and take y'all over! No sir, because I'll be saving Mississippi from my bunker filled with canned pork 'n beans, gold, water, weapons and Sean Hannity tapes.

When will y'all get it? I don't think you ever will! We are living in dangerous times and this installed-president is having a party!

I have been calling for this "man" to be removed. Will anyone out there join me? He's an Indonesian Kenyan-born jihadist plant who will have these dirty disgusting filthy people take over America. Very soon, we will be speaking Arabic and taking off time for Ramadan in our gov't-run schools.

America, wake up!!!!!!!

Tax Time

2010-04-12T06:04:00.001-07:00

Here we are in April as patriots and Socialists alike give Washington their dollars. The patriots are informed by watching FOX News and reading the National Enquirer. The Socialists are naive about how their dollars - whether earned or given to them - are spent by crooked Democrats in Congress. It is a fact that Republicans are smart and Democrats are stuck on stupid.

I cried as I figured out my taxe$ on the ole HP in this here shed. If you hear the rumbling under yer feet, it's either the patriotic Tea Partiers marching into town squares across the fruited plain to protest big gov't or it's the Founding Fathers literally rolling in their graves. Those decent men who drew up that document would be in major depression if they saw what today's leaders have done to the Constitution. Nowhere does it say that government ought to provide health care, jobs and money! Nowhere! Don't tread on me! Don't take my hard-earned dollars! I cannot create jobs in my business if Hussein Nobama is taxing and regulating me out of existence. I have to spend more time in this here shed figuring out all of that paperwork. I say, "Hell NO!" and "No more!"

Let the bloodbath begin whereby We The People take back Washington to its rightful owners who are us!

I plan to hop into the 150 to attend these rallies. Yes, I'll lose some business. I have Pedro as my apprentice who can take over on some jobs. But, it's worth every dime lost!

I'll see y'all at the rallies!

The 535 Project

2010-03-15T07:03:00.000-07:00

Glenn has his 9/12 Project so I got to thinking. I want to expand my crusade to this year's elections for Congress. My goal is to flush out every single "Stuck On Stupid" far left Secular Progressive Democrat from the United States House of Representatives and the United States Senate. I'm calling this The 535 Project whereby folk like Bill White work in every corner and crevice in this nation to flush out anyone who says that he's a Democrat. I know that this is "doable" because the majority of this country thinks like I do. I'm a great role model for this kind of project because I'm a hardcore busy businessman who makes the time for family, prayer and most of all, politics. Folks, we must be involved. Otherwise the Secular Progressive morons will take over and force Big Gov't Health Care, Crap and Trade, Secularism and debauchery down our throats. This is a Conservative Nation that cares about life, liberty and the pursuit of happyness. Some will say that this is impossible. I tell them that they're naive. We can have an all-Republican Congress that embraces a pro-life, pro-business, pro-growth, anti-regulation, anti-environmentalism agenda. Please come join me, Bill Orvis White in the patriotic 535 Project NOW!!!!!!!

Remembering 30 years ago today

2010-02-03T04:39:00.000-08:00

I'm Bill Orvis White. It was 30 years ago today on a cold Mississippi night when my buddies and me were drinking too much whiskey. Jebby, Crawford and me were in my daddy's old hangar at a table swigging the bad juice while playing with pistols and saying nasty things. We had the Skynyrd blasting as we then-bearded long haired Southern outcasts shot at beer cans while being mad at the world. We didn't care about nothing. Daddy hated me. Mama was disappointed. My childhood friend Roosevelt, my ole African-American friend who was always on the straight and narrow, was disgusted with how I turned out. In those days, I mocked him for his big ole hair (we all looked funnier in those days than we do now) and he just walked away from me muttering what a disgrace Bill Orvis White is to the state of Mississippi and the world. There I was with my ponytail, Billy Beer hat, torn jeans and flannel looking pathetic. It was Jebby's idea to hop into Daddy's 150 to get even more of the Devil's drink. As "Ramblin' Man" was blasting on the truck's speakers with the gun rack rattling, I spun out on Old Highway 49 into a ditch. It wasn't a deer in the headlights. There wasn't any ice. It was stupid ole me behind the wheel with too much whiskey in my system as I spun this beauty of a truck into a ditch. It seemed like that spin-out was lasting forever as we screamed and screamed. I think we were upside down the whole time! When we landing, I thought it was all over. I was blinded by lights as a figured came towards me. He had longer hair and an even bigger beard than me. This man helped me out as he mumbled something in Spanish. Somehow this savior pulled me and my buddies to safety. Then, he disappeared into the cold Mississippi night never to be seen again. I think we all fell asleep and were found hours later in the wee hours. Sheriff Jackson called Daddy to get me in the hospital as I was laying there recovering with one arm in handcuffs. When I was in that bed crying, I felt the lowest in my life. Just as the Sheriff, doctors and nurses left the room, Daddy took his huge thick belt out and whupped me for 2 hours. That man was sick of me as I was sick of him in my teens and twenties. When it was all over, Daddy made me live in the hangar for two years. During that time, I discovered that it was Sweet Baby Jesus that pulled me from that wreckage. It took me some time, but I pulled myself together. By the way, it was in that small Mississippi hospital where I met my future beautiful bride, Delores Johnson. At first she thought I was a vile piece of white trash (yep, literally with my last name and all). But as she gave me sponge baths, she saw that she could fix me. So, along with the fact that Jesus saved me, so was Delores Johnson. Very soon, I went to Aimco Technical Institute where I found out that I could become a dang good plumber and even got into writing letters. I thought reading was for feminine-looking men from New York City, but recently, I think that's OK with this Internets thing where anyone can read the truth about Secular Progressive, intellectuals and homosexuals. I'm still with my buddies Jebby and Chase who did OK themselves, but joke on me about how I'm on a crusade and into doing this blog thing. I can take it because it is in Hebrews 32:11 where it says, "He who stands up to mocking in His fight for family values, becomes a stronger man."
Stay here and keep reading. My story and crusade is far, far from over.

He always lies

2010-01-30T07:29:00.000-08:00

This Internet things can be a bad and good thing. It's bad because too many seculars get on here shouting about how great it is to drink, do drugs and have homosexual "sex." When I come across such disgusting filth, I pray and cry every single dang time.

The good thing about this Web contraption with all of its pipes is that there are God-fearing Christians like me to fight the far left. This week proves it. Barack Hussein Nobama, our installed illegitimate president who is taking a vacation from history by killing this once-free country, decided to have a meeting with our patriotic self-reliant Republicans. Lil Hussein crashed their party which was going quite well as the Honorable Representative John Boehner was putting down his credit card for a new home tanning machine and a year's supply of patriotic Marlboro cigarettes.

There came Lil Hussein with his fancy Kenyan Muslim (non oil-producing Muslim type) swagger and took to their patriotic podium to chastise these wholesome patriots for doing their duty to Real America--which is by saying NO to big government-run health care, Socialism, secularism, anti-militarism, taxism, homosexualism and environmentalism.

I cried as patriotic Representative Tom Price asked our temporary "leader" what he should say to his people back home when they ask, "Why didn't you do anything on health care?" Lil Hussein bashed this great man by telling Mr. Price that he's an obstructionist and won't play with him on this Socialistic health care thing. Lil Hussein: YOU LIE, AGAIN!!!!! Mr. Price offered all kinds of market-based solutions to your Socialistic program and YOU SHUT HIM OUT!!!!! Mr. Price told Lil Hussein that insurance companies will offer 3% discounts if their members joined a church. He also told this "stuck-on-stupid" president that if Americans proved their allegiance to our military by supporting patriots like Vice President Richard B. Cheney, they will get a special sticker to put in the back window of their patriotic pickup truck, SUV or minivan. These are solid incentives that will solve this so-called health care crisis. Please, what crisis are we in anyway, Hussein?

Mr. Hussein Nobama, this proves that you are not only a liar, but you're not a Christ-centered individual. You seek to destroy patriots like Rep. Tom Price for your own conceited negligent Marxist agenda!!!! The truth is that your plan will tax us all out of existence and reward deadbeats. This is called massive income redistribution and good folk like me and Tom Price aren't going to let this happen. The truth here, "sir," is that you are taking care of your own lefties who are destroying this once-great and free nation. So, what's Mr. Price to do when you lie and tell everyone that he's done nothing. HUSSSEIN NOBAMA: YOU LIE YOU LIE YOU LIE YOU LIE.

I'm calling on Rep. Boehner to move to a speedy impeachment and removal hearing. If this doesn't happen soon, I urge all Southern Congressmen and Governors to hold an important closed door meeting to make a resolution to move towards secession.

God Bless,
Bill

Sorry State of the Union

2010-01-28T05:35:00.000-08:00

I viewed the Lil Hussein "speech" last night with my usual disgust. No, the cherry pie was not thrown at my 19-incher TV in this here shed. I had some restraint. If anyone followed my tweets, some of this is old news.

Where do I start? Lil Hussein put on the worst speech in the history of this once-free land. He is by far the worst president that this entire world has seen - pure and simple. The Community-Organizer-In-Chief (with still no experience) wrote the worst anti-free market/pro-Socialistic speech in the history of mankind. Every disgusting word is based in lies and Godlessness. There was no mention about going after the jihadists and preserving a culture of life. The whole rotten thing was about how he wants to control your life from your health care to education to what government agency you should work for.

The only time my blood wasn't boiling was when I saw He-man John Boehner on my TV. That man is the future and I cannot wait to see how he fights the liberal troika of Wiccan Pelosi, Brain-Damaged Reid and Nobama in the next year. But, my friends, there is a lot of work to do and I intend to strengthen my crusade against Godlessness and Socialism. I will write my Congressmen about how this administration is further destroying our Republic. I for one, WANT MY COUNTRY BACK! Yes, it has been taken away, hijacked by the far left pro-terrorist elements of our society.

Here's my suggestion on what Lil Hussein should have said and it would have only taken may 10 minutes:

I, Barack Hussein Obama, will resign the office of the presidency effective noon tomorrow. I will also ask my Godless Vice President, the Dishonorable Joseph C. (Communist) Biden, Wiccan installed-Speaker Pelosi, Brain-Damaged Harry Reid, my cabinet and every "Stuck on Stupid" Democrat in the House and Senate to do the same. I will call on either the Honorable Governor Palin or Huckabee to assume the role of President of the United States of America whereby a culture of life, liberty and the pursuit of happyness will prevail! We will place God-fearing conservative folk in the House and Senate where they will kill the Socialistic health care plan as well as the dumb jobs bill that I proposed. Next, they will slash taxes and institute the FAIRTax - which is OK, but still might not be enough to stimulate the economy that I wrecked. When I board the government-paid chopper at 12:15pm on January 28, 2010, I will direct the pilot to take me to Guantanamo Prison where I will become a prisoner and allow myself to be waterboarded along my fellow jihadists by the Honorable Richard B. Cheney. I admit that I was a plant-someone ready to overtake this once-free country and turn it into a weak Socialistic nation that is about to lose the important Global War on Terror-which is a war that last forever according to the Honorable Donald Rumsfeld who will re-assume his position as Defense Secretary.

Praise Allah,
Barack Hussein Obama

The Big Court is Right

2010-01-21T08:54:00.000-08:00

I just read on my HP here in this shed that the Supreme Court over there in Washington removed restrictions on corporate contributions to candidates. Whoo-hoo!

I'm tired of how far left candidates whine about how they can't raise money. Do you know why they can't raise money? Because they're liberals who wish to destroy American business with high taxes and regulation. What company would want that? It's that simple. Libs can't raise money because their supporters are lazy, shiftless, gov't-dependent folk who never achieved in life. Conservative, God-fearing candidates are able to raise money not only from patriotic corporations, but individuals who achieved in life. Sorry, you far lefty bedwetters: you can't win. The great thing is that the far left Democrat bloodletting that will take place in November, will be even worse than expected. There will probably be enough momentum to begin impeachment hearings on Hussein Nobama and his far left radical agenda. Face it, you dumb "stuck on stupid" Democrats: Game Over. It's time that this once-free nation return from its vacation from history and place leaders in high places who will give us our country back.

The big court made the right decision because there are some smart men who have what is called Common Sense, decency and a dedication to the Bible in which they swore upon to uphold our Constitution. Unfortunately, we have activist Secular Progressive members on the Supreme Court that seriously need to be removed.

REJECTED!

2010-01-20T04:05:00.000-08:00

Not only is the Pelosi-Obama agenda dead in the water, it's a referendum on Lil Hussein's abysmal performance in the last 12 months. But, guess what folks: This is a brief vacation from history. We all must remember that this is beyond temporary. We have three years at the most to fight Socialism before someone like Governor Palin, Governor Huckabee or Vice President Cheney grabs the top spot in our government. I repeat: This is the longest we have to endure because someone like Rep. Boehner can start speedy impeachment hearings which will lead to a very fast removal in the Senate.

Yes, my friends, we can celebrate as the Honorable Senator Brown votes NO against Wiccan Pelosi, Brain-Damaged Reid and Lil Hussein, but we must be more vigorous. I call on Sean, Rush, Glenn, Mr. O'Reilly, the beautiful Miss Coulter to be stronger in their arguments to simply remove this administration that 95% of the country didn't want in the first place.

Amen,
Bill

Full circle

2010-01-19T04:57:00.000-08:00

It was over 200 years ago when the Patriots in Boston led by our Founding Fathers said "NO" to tyranny of the invaders from the Indians and Secular Europe who wanted to impose huge tax increases and the taking away of religious freedom. Those God-fearing Patriots went to the harbor and made a statement.

Does all this sound familiar? Of course it does! You see, life is that simple. We repeat ourselves. As it says in in Hebrews 9:11, "What thy start and stood up to-shall return henceforth one day."

Here we are in Taxachusetts after more than 200 years of debauchery, statism, taxism and Socialistic rule for the most part (excluding the Honorable Mr. Romney's time in the governor's chair).

Dear Secular-Progressive friends: Your time has come as Camelot takes its final blow. Amen.

Lawyer Up, Boys!

2010-01-05T05:32:00.001-08:00

What in God's name is going on? This scum of the Earth tries to blow up a plane and what does Lil Hussein Nobama do? He LAWYERS UP! That's right. Hussein Nobama and his thug helpers in the highest offices in the land, take this disgusting terrorist off the plane and escort him to a spa, give him massages, call girls and of course, lawyers. They're coddling this terrorist thinking that this SOB has more rights than our son, daughters and Chuck Norris. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE FOLKS?!!! I'm not sure if I can take any more of this. I think Lil Hussein and his buddies pray for the terrorists safety and well-being over all others in this once-free land. This Mutallab fella is lawyering up and he's not talking. He needs to be sent to a bigger, stronger Gitmo whereby he faces a military tribunal for a few minutes, taken down to a dungeon where he is waterboarded to extract vital information from him and then he needs to face a firing squad. These suck-up far lefty looney lawyers are dangerous to our way of life. They have no business even being in this country.

Thoughts on the year and jihadists

2009-12-30T05:22:00.000-08:00

How can I agree with all of the misguided, secular progressive fools that 2009 was a disaster? The answer is that we agree on this for different reasons. Liberals say that 2009 was a disaster because of the effects of the Bush years. I say it was a disaster because "Mr." Barack Hussein Nobama was installed into power and immediately wrecked this nation from the moment he screwed up the Oath at his party (oh, inauguration-excuse me). From that very moment on, this once-free nation started on a path to debauchery, Secularism, Socialism, Taxism, Environmentalism, Anti-Business-ism. Nobama coddled dictators Chavez, Castro, Ahamdinejad and Gadaffi. He traveled too much to places where we shouldn't be sending our president including Godless Norway where he took that silly prize that he should never have earned. The jihadists were empowered by Hussein's waving of the white flag in Iraq and then foolishly putting in more troops in Afghanistan where there is no reason to be there because there's no oil to get at. God knows that we need oil to make our cars run and keep the dang lights on! Secular Progressive September 10th McFlys don't get it. They think that windmills will replace patriotic oil. Guess what, you morons: it doesn't work that way! Lil Hussein is dangerous to America. He commits treason with every breath he takes -- just for being him. He hates America. He hates God. He hates life. In short, he's not leading a Christ-centered existence whereby life is respected. Instead he wishes to give more money to Godless scientists who wish to clone more Secular Progressive mean-spirited folk who wish to give up and let the jihadists invade. This is what happened with that airplane in Michigan. Yes, this is Nobama's fault. I told y'all so! I told you that jihadists are coming here and look at what happened. Nobama failed to protect us, so the passengers had to do Nobama's job. God bless the passengers who jumped that evildoer -- even if those passengers might be liberal. If they are, well then, I'll just have to take back that last line. I wrote it here all along that Nobama is weak. He took over and never got the right people to lead those once-patriotic arms of government that actually worked under the Honorable President George W. Bush -- who stared down the thugs during his eight very successful years. Remember President GW Bush kept us safe. Guess what folks: we are not safe under this installed president who might be a plant from Kenya. Is anyone besides the gorgeous Mrs. Cheney listening to me?

In 2010, I promise to step up my hard work here. I'm on a crusade to take this country back to its religious conservative roots. I'm praying that patriots will dismantle this joke of a health care bill with all of its unfunded mandates, death panels and high, high taxes. I'm praying for Crap and Trade to fade. I'm praying that there will be a bloodbath in our nation's Capitol whereby Wiccan Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Brain-Damaged Senator Reid board helicopters headed to Gitmo where they will face military tribunals for their anti-American, treasonous activities topped off with embarrassing us to the world through their weak actions. I'm praying that either Governor Palin or the Honorable Mr. Huckabee or Mr. Cheney are quickly elected into power to lead our nation to conservative greatness once again.

Dear readers, in my humble opinion, there is no President Obama. We are on a broken auto-pilot program out of Secular Liberal Washington, D.C. whereby Socialism is being implemented with each second. There is hope. The great Southern states are thinking about blocking Obamacare and if Nobama gets even more restrictive, then God-willing, these great states will break away and form a conservative successful country of its own.

God Bless,
Bill Orvis White

'Twas the night before Christ-mas by Bill Orvis White

2009-12-24T06:59:00.000-08:00

'Twas the night before Christ-mas
By Bill Orvis White

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Congress
The crooks were stirring, forcing evil on the land.
Wiccan Pelosi and Brain-damaged Reid, hung by the podium,
Twisting arms and forcing votes.

Our children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While the witch and the retard were hatching their plan.
And Pelosi on her broomstick, and Reid in his dunce cap,
Hoping we wouldn’t notice what they did during our nap.

When out on the Capitol lawn there arose such a clatter,
Patriots sprang from the beds to see what was the matter.
Tea baggers and the faithful flocked to that lawn
To protest this evil from dusk until dawn.

The patriots on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave a new fight to say no, no, no!
When, what to the tea baggers’ wondering eyes should appear,
Dick Cheney on eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
We cheered LOUDLY at the sight of “St. Dick.”
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Patriots! now, Tea Baggers! now, Country first, let’s take it back!
Oh, Condy! Oh Donald! Oh Georgy!
Through the front doors, they would attack!

As dry leaves that Pelosi’s broom,
When they were met with an obstacle of Democrats mounted to the room.
So up to the Capitol the patriots they flew,
With the sleigh full of free market incentives, and St Dick-o-less too.

And then, in a twinkling, the patriots heard on the dome
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As the tea baggers drew in their heads, and were turning around,
Down the Capitol’s chimney St Dick came with a bound.

He was dressed all in leisure suit, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with Halliburton soot.
A bundle of patriots he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they delighted! his shit-eating smirk, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His crooked mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the drool of his chin was as white as the snow.

The patriotic tobacco he held tight in his teeth,
And the stench it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a fat face and big ass belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I cried when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know Wiccan Pelosi’s career is dead.

He spoke many words, as he took to the stage,
Filled with documents, yes, page after page.
And laying his finger on each note,
I knew that we were all going to be in a conservative boat.

St Dick said, “Sorry I had to barge,”
But there’s a new sheriff here,
I’m in charge!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

My pledge to fight

2009-12-23T06:29:00.000-08:00

I will fight. I will fight to keep my way of life. I will fight.

I promise from here on out that I am dedicated to the cause of freedom. Freedom for All! Freedom from the chains that shackle us from Washington. I will fight. From from the tyranny of taxism, secularism, Obamanism, Communism, Socialism and other "isms" that threaten my way of life.

If this means that I must guard the borders of my state, I will fight. If this means that I must protect my property, I will fight. If this means that I must protect my family, I will fight.

You Secular Progressives out there are rejoicing in the celebration of a Socialist victory, but you do not understand the problems that you're forcing upon this once-free land. We will all have to pay for your laziness, shiftlessness, apathy through much higher taxes. It's a fact! Don't believe what this installed-president and disgusting Democratic Congress are telling you. Y'all will learn fast how bad this health care system will be. Yes, Santy Claus, the Soviet Union has come to us and it don't look pretty!

Yes, you September 10th SP McFlys: I VOW TO FIGHT your Socialist agenda.

I will fight to save this once-free country. I will fight for Sean Hannity to keep his SUV. I will fight for the Ten Commandments to be displayed everywhere to preserve our conservative culture which is under attack. I will fight for Rush to keep his drug cache. I will fight for a culture of life. I will fight for good Hebrew Dick Morris to have proper fitting underwear so that he will continue to write his amazing opinions. I will fight for a strong defense that needs to regroup and fight al-Qaeda in Iraq. I will fight for the honorable Richard Cheney, Sarah Palin, Donald Rumsfeld, Michael Huckabee and other patriots to safely return to the top brass of our government and military.

A note to Democrats, Secularists, Humanists and others: You will lose. You will lose bad in 2010. The Real USA is a conservative country and that will be evident in 2010. You will hear from us loud and clear. We will shout it from the rooftops, churches, synagogues and Hardee's dining rooms.

Speaking of Hardee's I saw Sweet Baby Jesus on my Thickburger the other day. I cried so hard, the manager came over and gave me a huge Christmas hug. God, I love the Real America.

I will fight.

God Bless and Merry Christmas

Report Card

2009-12-15T08:08:00.000-08:00

A few months back, I wrote about how Hussein Nobama should have received an "F" for his miserable performance. Bill White was right. Look at what's going on now. I don't need to repeat it. Do I have any advice for this installed-president? Yes. "What?" you ask. Yes: "RESIGN!" Heck, that Socialist loser Al Gore screamed at a church a number of years back that President GW Bush's folks ought to resign, so why can't I call for the resignation of the worst "administration" in this country's history? Voters were bamboozled into this mess and they gave them a chance. They gave them enough time and now the honorable thing to do is resign and call for special elections. Y'all are probably saying that's unconstitutional, Bill. I disagree. If you read between the lines in that great document, you can easily see where it says that if a Secular Progressive president gets installed into power, then the Supreme Court has the option to remove him and call for a special election whereby an honorable Christ-centered man will win the election. See, it's in there and don't disagree with me. If you disagree, then you don't care about this country's future -- tantamount to treason. Yes, I use the word tantamount and my buddy Roger makes fun of me. Roger, listen to me, we're in trouble and we need to remove this president. He's dangerous. He goes around the world committing treason by apologizing to countries like Norway, Denmark, France, Chavez's Venezuela, Castro's Cuba, Ahmadinejad's Iran, Kim's North Korea and much more. When will we wake up and stop this nonsense?

Now, this conceded installed-president gives himself a B-plus. What? That's arrogant, pure and simple -- enough reason to remove him. Before Nobama, taxes were low, a culture of life prevailed, there was a strong military and Toby Keith was invited to the White House.

Please join me in my crusade to save this once-great country.

Merry Christmas, God Bless and Amen,
Bill

Enviro-Nutjobs

2009-12-07T07:58:00.001-08:00

Socialist Denmark is holding some kind of meeting - talking about how the planet is in trouble and that the evidence of global warming is everywhere. As my mama used to say with her Confederate silver ladle that would smack down on her butcher block, "BALDERDASH, BOY!!!!!" I wish my mama were around today to whip these pansy Socialist Danes with their fancy suits, shoes and tiny stupid-looking glasses. I'm sorry my friends, but these Socialists are dangerous to our quality of life. Oh, they think that our quality of life is horrible with chemicals and pollution all around us. Let me tell you something, we're doing fine with our chemicals and pollution thank you very much. I know plenty of people in the good ole US of A who are doing just fine at 98-years-old after smoking on patriotic tobacco while working with fertilizer, pesticides and propane. I've got plenty of evidence right here in my hometown and throughout this beautiful "polluted land." Get over yourselves you stupid secular, Godless nutcases!

Here's what's even worse. We now have an installed Kenyan president who is selling out our economy to these morons by saying that we need to put a limit on how much pollution we spew from our smokestacks. Well, "sir" "Mr." Hussein Nobama, guess what? It costs millions and billions to do all of that. That means if I were a patriotic coal mine or factory owner, I'd have to tell a bunch of my men to go home. Sorry boys, but some Kenyan is making me pay to stop my pollution. I have no money for you. Y'all will have to go home and tell your bride that you can't work no longer. So, here' your last check and y'all can try to live off the land because "Mr." Hussein Nobama's got no money left for you either because his Socialist government went broke.

Gentlemen, there is no global warming. Do y'all remember this thing called global cooling? I kind of remember that - back when I was on the drink. I thought that would be OK since the cold weather would keep my whiskey a bit chillier - which I liked back then. Guess what, you dumb Secular Progressive Socialists in Denmark: Global Cooling didn't happen and now this warming thing is not happening either. Those videos that y'all show with melting ice caps are totally doctored, just like Hussein Nobama's birth certificate. Y'all are exaggerating this thing and for that, you should be tried in a military tribunal. Yes, that's right, military, because this meeting y'all are having is going to cost us jobs not only in the private sector, but the military as well. We won't be able to do testing and the such in our oceans because we might hurt those sea otters. So, we're going to wave the white flag of surrender for a bunch of sea otters? You Danish folk are insane! I don't think you're even from this planet.

I'm sitting here in my shed staring at my KISS "Love Gun" record wondering what that good Hebrew boy Gene Simmons would do. I just wish he would storm into that Denmark meeting, holding his tongue out and tell these pansies that they need to get real jobs like cleaning out sewers or become a righteous Christ-centered Republican in the U.S. Congress.

Anyway, folks, what's going on here? My country has been taken away from me. I'm worn out and on days like this, I don't have much fight. Maybe I'll more energy tomorrow to protest this thing with my tea bags.

Merry Christmas,
Bill Orvis White

THE WORLD NEEDS SERIOUS DICK

2009-12-01T06:11:00.001-08:00

OK, you pornography lovers, stop laughing at my title. Take your filthy minds into church, find God and put it in a clean place instead of the secular progressive gutter that you leave it in. Just remember, Ted Bundy acted the way he did because he was on the drug, drink and of course, pornography.

Now, the world does need more Dick. Why? Because he's right. He's right that our installed so-called "president" is only going into Afghanistan for political reasons. Dick's right! If Dick, the Honorable Governor Huckabee or Sarah went into Afghanistan, then it would be a patriotic act that would deter jihadists from coming to our shores. But, guess what you dumb Secular Progressive September 10th McFlys? The war isn't in Afghanistan. It's in Iraq. Get a map, you idiots! Al Qaeda has always operated out of Iraq under that filthy pig Hussein. Iraq attacked us for our freedom, success and David Hasselhoff.

And noticed how long it took Hussein Nobama to decide to add more troops into an innocent country like Afghanistan? MONTHS! AND MONTHS! "Mr." Hussein Nobama is not man enough to make decisions and for that, he needs to be removed and replaced with a big Dick, Governor Huckabee or Sarah immediately! Is anyone out there reading and agreeing with my words? We're about to have our troops sent into a territory that had nothing to do with September 11th. It's also a territory that doesn't have much value. We need to stick to our guns in Iraq where there is oil for my 150. If we were smart, we would find the money to go into Iran to bomb their nuke facilities. Then, we could control the oil supply because the world runs on oil, not stupid pansy-ass windmills. Jesus is crying at us now because he knows that we're waving the white flag of surrender. We're surrending our freedoms and that's a travesty.

Dick knows that if he were president, he would make a decision and stick with it. No delaying. No waffling. No wishy-washy long, drawn out speeches. Dick would be Dick and those are my thoughts and I will stick with them for eternity.

A majority of GOP voters think ACORN stole the '08 election for Obama | Political Insider#comment-32032

2009-11-19T13:35:00.000-08:00

A majority of GOP voters think ACORN stole the '08 election for Obama | Political Insider#comment-32032

My friend Jimbo Galloway in Atlanta posted this entry on this lefty blog. I just wanted to repeat this here with my response:

Yes, ACORN did steal the election. Secular Progressive September 10th McFlys deny this. They are simply wrong. As we saw with the recent deep investigation conducted by those patriotic heroic filmmakers who exposed ACORN, we know for certain that ACORN orchestrated this unlawful Socialistic government takeover of our government. Let’s not forget that our government was on the right track: the Iraq Surge was working; our taxes were low; our gov’t-run schools were reforming and improving; God was returning to those improving schools; we were winning the War on Terror; market-based principles were gaining steam; jobs were being created. All of this was happening under the honorable George W. Bush, Richard Cheney and Condolezza Rice. Unfortunately the honorable Donald Rumsfeld was unable to complete his second patriotic mission. He was run out of town by the far left press and liberals in government. Anyone who thinks that ACORN is innocent has his head in the sand. I challenge anyone who is man enough to refute this well-known fact.

Now look at what ACORN has done. We have terrorists being invited over onto our soil for tea and sandwiches. They will be within yards of our churches, schools and banks ready to unleash a fiery jihad-one that we have never seen before. When will you September 10th McFlys understand that we once had a strong government led by men of character and principle. Now, we have far left seculars who have hijacked our way of life. I fear for the future.

I just wanted to add to this and say that the future is bleak my Christ-centered friends. That's why I believe good God-fearing folk need to build fortified shelters stocked with plenty of canned food like pork and beans, water, money, guns and the Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity audio libraries.

God Bless,
Bill Orvis White

The daughter that I never had

2009-11-18T09:07:00.001-08:00

Miss Sarah is the daughter I never had.

Let me explain this: the MSM and the far left in gov't hounded Sarah the minute she got into politics. Nothing was found. There was no wrongdoing. The Palins are clean as a whistle.

Now why were these lefties doing this? Because she's a beautiful conservative woman-pure and simple. Just look at that cover of Newsweek. It's sexist and disgusting. There's such a left-wing bias in the media and our current gov't will stoop to any level to bring her down. Don't get me wrong: Sarah looks beautiful in that running outfit. Believe me, in another life, I would let the lust in my pants do the talking. I hear all you dumb secular progressives out there right now: Yuch Bill! You just wrote that she could be your daughter! You're a dumb hick inbred Southern jerk! There y'all go again, pushing those things that are all wrong about us rugged individuals who love God, guns, country and yes, my beloved Toby Keith.

But guess what is happening in the end? Sarah's winning. The Real America loves her. She can overcome lefty Oprah and that pig of a woman Miss Couric. She can fight Barney Frank, Keith Olbermann and Chavez-Lover Oliver Stone to the death. So you stuck on stupid Godless Democrats in the Godless Northeaster (former) United States, you bloodsuckers have no idea what it's like to lead a "pull-yourself-up-by-the-jockstraps" Christ-centered, Hannity-oriented lifestyle.

Sarah Palin is our hope -- maybe our only hope. Sure, the Honorable Michael Huckabee would make a great leader, but Miss Sarah would be legendary. If God-willing, Sarah becomes are fearless leader, we will have a choice as to where to send our children to school. OK, my preference is for the ladies to drop out of whatever job they have and join their stay-at-home sisters and run schoolhouses in their cities, towns and villages. But, the next best thing is to voucherize the Godless, government-run schools. This way, we can CHOOSE where to send our children. Hopefully, all of the children can attend Christian schools thus leaving all public and other private secular schools to shut down forever. Sarah will also fight for our Christian values which are under assualt from Hollyweird and that misfit Perez Hilton. Sarah will say no to taxe$, left-wing extremists, enviro-whackos, anti-war activists and secularists. In short, Sarah will take our country back and I cannot wait for her to do it.

You lefties just hate Sarah, GW Bush, Richard Cheney and Cliff from "Cheers." When y'all extract that deep hate for those who love God, country and our military, then you will see that Sarah is a beautiful intelligent woman with deep convictions.

My solution to the NY terror trials

2009-11-18T05:08:00.000-08:00

I'm floored. Why are we trying terrorists on this soil where thousands perished? Who made this decision? I just found out about this Communist Eric Holder fella. He wants to have trials for those who ultimately wish to destroy us and our freedom. \
Now, I love Bill O'Reilly and he's right that this is a stupid idea, but I have a shocker of an idea: I'm all for bringing them to New York for public beheadings. What Bill? What are you talking about? I'm talking about holding public beheadings just like they do in their countries. Why not? Let's take everyone from Gitmo, usher them to the World Trade Center site and hold the beheadings. Not one of these criminals deserves a day in court. It's still justice by the way. It's just swift justice. While we're at it, we need to look at swift justice for secular progressives who are engaged in ending the life of innocents on this soil. There is no middle ground. When you take a life, you need to give up your own. It's right. It's biblical. It's what we need for world survival. Instead, we adhere to secular Socialistic principles. I'm sorry my Communist liberal friends, that will be the death of us. We need to get back to a culture of life.

Sarah's new book

2009-11-17T06:17:00.000-08:00

I love Sarah and I love her new book. Now, I never read much up until this year. My how things change when you are on a crusade. I'm now going to treat Sarah's new book like my Bible. From time to time, I will refer to it. Right here, I'm going to talk about how Sarah is right on the money when it comes to the fact that we did not get here by accident. The Lord Almighty created us.

It's a known fact that this nation was built upon Christ-centered principles. One of those principles is the fact that the Lord Almighty rose his palms and with a quick flick of both index fingers, created this beautiful planet with what we now have called Life As We Know It.

A little boy in church group named Peter asked me, "Mr. White, did the Lord Almighty also create evil? Why is there so much evil in the world today?"

I replied, "Little Peter, the Lord did not create evil -- that would be Adam's homosexual secular uncle, Steve, who cohabitated with Gary."

"Really, Mr. White?" Little Peter said.

"Yes, and that's why we have evil non-believers today. They either blow up buildings or try to raise your taxes to pay for health care that you didn't ask for," I explained. "Health care is not a right Little Peter. Health care is something that you have to work hard for to earn."

"Would Jesus want health care for the people in his village?" Little Peter asked.

"No, Little Peter. Jesus told the people in the village that if you want to see a doctor, you must work hard by pulling the fat rich healthy people around the town in rickshaws," I told him.

Little Peter said he never heard of these facts. I told Little Peter to try to read between the lines in his Bible. The conversation was cut short when Delores pulled me out of the room to tell me that the damage from the drink gets me going like that. Maybe my bride is right, but I stand by my word and Sarah stands by her word that God created us.

We did not come from apes like all you seculars scream about. It's just not true. But, if y'all want to teach this garbage in our gov't schools, we need to teach Creationism and Intelligent Design right along with it so that these indoctrinated children can make a choice. You know "CHOICE." Y'all scream about choice when it comes to terminating babies, but y'all don't want "CHOICE" when it comes to schools. I mean, that's hypocrisy right there, my liberal friends.
Anyway, I recommend all of you SPs go out and at least try to read Sarah's new book.

Crap and Fade

2009-11-15T12:45:00.000-08:00

Our lecture in church was about this stupid Cap and Trade thing making its way through big bad Washington. We had a few fellas from the power company speak to us about how Cap and Trade is an un-Christian, Communistic, jobs-killer of a bill. We were all shaking in our seats. The evidence that these good men brought to the podium made me soil myself. I was quickly forgiven when Mildred cleaned me up in the Ladies Room. For some reason, Mildred is always ready to clean me up when I soil myself from such damning evidence. There's always a change of clothes and wet wipes in the church closet. "Oh Bill, I know how emotional you are," she always says to me like she's my mama who passed many moons ago. I sure do love Mildred and her country ham.
Anyway, this Crap and Fade thing is bad news. We need to stick to what we do best: use oil and coal.
God Bless and Amen.

One more invited over for Prayer and Pie

2009-11-11T13:13:00.000-08:00

Rep. Michelle Bachmann, you are more than welcome to come over our house for Prayer and Pie. What is Prayer and Pie? Prayer and Pie is something that Delores and I will do for any God-fearing conservative like you who is looking for a connection anytime - day or night.

Rep. Bachmann, you are one of the few voices of reason in this debate over health care. As you know, I feel that health care is something that you earn, not something given to you. Sure, I can afford to get health care, but I choose not to. I choose to keep my earnings. If I have an emergency, I ask one of the doctors at church for advice. If that doesn't work, then I go to the ER. Here's the thing: I can pay for it because I keep my cash locked up with my cache of weapons (aha-not going to tell your pretty face where that is). The point here is that I believe that you are one of the few folks who are standing up to a nation that wants to act like a bunch of pansy bed-wetters.

Mrs. Bachmann, we love you and you're welcome here anytime.

Love,
Bill Orvis White

The Socialist Un-United States of Amerika

2009-11-08T19:09:00.000-08:00

It's over. Yes, it's over. Freedom is officially dead. I don't need to go further with this explanation. Y'all know what I'm talking about here. The Wiccan woman got up there with her gavel and declared freedom dead for all in what was once a great nation. Forget it. It's over. We can't do anything for ourselves. We have been taken over by a bunch of cradle to the grave bedwetters who want Big Gov't to supply us with everything including their brand of air. I'm disgusted. I'm appalled. I'm crying for myself, my wife, my boys and our future.

The longer this huge gov't takeover happens, the longer it will take time for a President Palin or Huckabee to dismantle it. For now, we are in a gestapo state whereby an old Wiccan is going to tell me that I have to get health care for me, my bride, my boys and my workers. They're going to raise my taxes, dictate the type of truck that I drive, confiscate my money and guns.

I'm not talking about the day Lil Hussein is removed from office or the day he actually leaves it in 2013. I'm talking about what I have to live with now. I have to live under tyranny whereby every movement I make is going to be judged by a panel of far left secular progressives with gavels similar to Wiccan Pelosi's greasy gavel.

So why am I putting the disgusting symbol of the Nazis on this page? It's because what's happening to us is the same thing that happened to Hitler's victims. I don't have to go into gory detail. We all know how that turned out. I fear that this can happen again through a huge gov't expansion into our lives.

Me, I choose not to go to doctors. Why? What's the point? It's my choice. Don't force me. Don't tread on me.

God Bless and Amen,
Bill

The Hussein and Jimmah Show

2009-10-13T14:39:00.000-07:00

So the Godless baby-killer way Northern Euro-seculars awarded Hussein Nobama the big ole peace prize. Now this installed-president has something in common with the other secular disaster that nearly wiped the USA off the map, Jimmah Carter. OK, now I hear all you Godless seculars out there saying that, "At least he's better than Bush." For just thinking that thought, you should be imprisoned and hanged after a few days. The Honorable George Walker Bush, the real president-my president, stood up to thugs. Your president, Hussein Nobama coddles them. He invites them over for tea and a game of basketball. Don't you people listen? Don't you people care? The ultra-left Euro-fascists who want us to embrace Socialistic health care, want us to become just like them! How can you just roll over and let this happen? What happened to rugged individualism and freedom? Am I the only one in this once-great country to say no to high taxes and forced health care? Am I the only one who believes that this is One Nation Under God?! This is One Nation Under God -- y'all can repeat with me: Toby Keith said so! Kid Rock said so! Lynyrd Skynyrd said so! OK? Enough!

Both Jimmah and Hussein are naive, Godless and just plain stuck on stupid. They're radical ideas are dangerous to all of the free world's security. If we give "men" of this character such power, I'm afraid our futures are doomed. So, when (it's a matter of when) the jihadists come to our shores, few people will be ready to take them out unless America and her allies act now. We act by removing the current administration and replacing it with one that will protect its citizens. Whether there is a President Huckabee, Cheney or Palin, we can all rest knowing that our freedom to protect ourselves will exist. We will also know that God will be with us. God will be in our churches, synagogues, massage parlors, schools, strip clubs, patriotic gas stations and NASCAR tracks. I know that you're thinking that I'm fantasizing, but I'm not. This can all happen if we take the patriotic tea party folks, band together and take immediate action everywhere. This is what I call taking back our country. We need to take it back from those who love Hugo Chavez and George Clooney. We need to take it back from those who make movies that complain about capitalism. We need to take it back from those who want to kill God! WE WILL TAKE IT BACK! And when we take it back, we will be strong again. The ladies will be at home learning the children. The men will be in the workplace helping to expand our economy.

This cannot happen if y'all just sit there.

God Bless,
BOW

My favorite Hebrew

2009-09-25T13:39:00.000-07:00

I confess that I threw some pretty good cherry pie at the TV in my shed. I'm not even sure why I tuned into the Ghadaffi, Ahmadinejad and Chavez Show. These three stooges made me way beyond angry at that United Nations. Why is this building on our soil? The same soil where thousands of our fellow Americans perished. I just can't understand what went on this week. Why were these murderers permitted to come onto our soil and lecture the civilized world? These disgusting dictators should have been ushered underground, waterboarded, shocked and put before a firing squad with their victims' hands on the guns' triggers. OH MY LORD! What is going on here? There was one man and one man only who stood up to this circus: Benyamin Netanyahu, a man of decency, honor and principle. Why can't he be our president? This man makes me love the Jewish people even more. If I didn't have these dang bad knees, I would fight for the Israeli Army! What a breath of fresh air!

Instead, we got a parade of foolish dictators and weak, weak Western leaders including our very own Lil Hussein Obama, who told the world that he will lay down like a dead dog to appease evil in the world.

Look at what just happened: An evildoer was ready to pull off another 9-11 on Godless New York's soil! WHAT? I know that there are some good God-fearing people up there, but you never hear from them. The MSM drowns them out and treats us to coverage of far left nutcases like most of those dumb women on that "View" show.

Then, Usama bin Laden is out there again ready to strike. The far left picks on GW Bush that he didn't catch Usama. Well, Lil Hussein, you've been in office (and you really shouldn't have been in office) since January 2009: Where's Usama, you moron! Mark my words right here and now: Usama's plotting with his fellow jihadists-ready to take over the world and what's going on? We're asleep at the wheel. Wake up America!

The MSM takes Glenn on

2009-09-21T09:00:00.001-07:00

I had to laugh when I heard that one of the MSM's magazine has Glenn on the cover. When I was in Roy's Gas 'n Go, I saw the silly thing on the mag rack. What a joke. I picked it up and threw it across Roy's counter and into the nacho cheese bucket. Gimme a break with that dumb headline that Glenn's angry. Glenn is far from angry. Glenn only wants what's best for America and her interests. Doesn't anyone get that????!!!! We have lurched too far away from our traditional values in this country. That's why people like me and Glenn are on a crusade to make this country great again with Judeo-Christian values and a strong military. So why oh why is the MSM saying that he's an angry white male? It's because they have an agenda to push affirmative action, sexual promiscuity, drug and the drink on our society. When someone is out there pushing and seeking the truth, the MSM mocks him. It's time for right-ward thinking Christians like me to stand up and say enough is enough. We want our country back.

Where were you on 9-11?

2009-09-10T15:52:00.000-07:00

Eight years. I can't believe it's been eight years. It was eight years ago when Usama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein attacked the then-United States of America. Our wonderful president handled the entire tragedy with grace, class and humble style never before seen in such a leader. My president President George W. Bush stepped up to the plate and hit home run after home run for the next seven years by keeping us safe from the ugly jihadists who tried to tear this great nation's fabric. Those evildoers from Iraq took the previous 8 years to plan and execute this vile act. Because my president's predecessor failed to stop these filthy men, my president took the rest of his presidency to fight them head-on while lowering our taxes and creating a culture of life. My president and his helpers including the beautiful, brilliant and talented Condoleezza Rice, the he-man Donald Rumsfeld, the unbelievable Richard Cheney and many others executed a plan called The War on Terror. The War on Terror is a commitment to destroy the evildoers. That commitment lasts forever. Our brave men who are fighting these rotten people on their own soil are doing it because they don't want to see them on our soil.

The War on Terror falls under the umbrella of The Bush Doctrine which says that we will attack you if we think you are going to destroy us. No, we don't need evidence. Do you know why, you dumb September 10th Secular Progressive McFlys? Because September 11, 2001 is all the evidence we ever need!

The Bush Doctrine and the awesome Patriot Act rose from the ashes of 9-11 to defend and protect us from evil. There is no doubt that these much-needed plans and ideas were successful. Not one terrorist came over here to do anything for the next seven years.

Today, we are vulnerable. The far left says that we tortured. We do not torture. We use enhanced interrogation techniques to extract vital information. God, Sweet Baby Jesus, Dick Cheney and comedian extraordinaire Victoria Jackson are the only ones who know how many terrorist attacks were thwarted over the last seven years of the amazing George W. Bush administration.

Today, we are tearing apart the patriotic Bush Doctrine by wasting loads of money and time trying to find out who supposedly tortured. Who cares? Only Hussein Obama cares because his presidency if miserably failing and he needs stupid things like this to make sure no one is looking while he drives his deficit way up.

Facts: No one handed Hussein Obama two wars and a bad economy. He started it. I said it and it's that simple. Don't argue with me because this is the anniversary of 9-11, a tragedy that happened because "President" Bill Clinton had so much lust in his pants, he put his First Member before country. Why couldn't he be removed? Because that magnificent Congress went soft. When they decided not to remove him, I cried in my cherry pie of course. But, the Lord made things better only a few years later when He gave us George W. Bush, a man who restored dignity, honor, trust and duty back to the Oval Office.

History will show that Sweet Victory happened during the amazing Bush years. We defeated al Qaeda and took down an evil dictator and restored peace and democracy to Iraq.

Today, we are waving the white flag of surrender in Iraq by leaving. It says right there that we are rolling out the welcome mat for al Qaeda to come to our shores. God Almighty protect us from the impending doom!

But today, I remember September 11, 2001, a day that didn't need to happen no thanks to far left SP thinking. While all of the MSM concentrates on that awful day, I will stay focused by spreading the word about who caused this tragedy.

God Bless George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. History will also show that Bill Orvis White was always right.

I'm going to spin Alan Jackson's "Where were you when the world stopped turning?" I'll tell you where I was: expanding the economy by digging for pipes.

Love,
Bill Orvis White

There goes my hero

2009-09-10T04:18:00.000-07:00

So I was watching Hussein Nobama's horrid health care speech last night groaning in pain more than I ever have. No, it wasn't the duct tape wrapped around me knees that was putting me in such pain. It was Hussein Nobama's lie after lie after lie. Do you know what really got my dander up? The idea that this foreign-born installed president is going to tell me that I have to be forced into buying health insurance! How dare someone - especially this man - tell me what I have to do. I hate to write this, but I'm ready to get out of the business. I'm ready to give up and not contribute to the economy. Yep, I'll have to lay off my apprentices Lil Roy Lee, Julio, Hector and Big Dave. They'll have to go out on the street begging for work because Hussein Nobama made it too expensive for me to employ anyone. That's it, I'm out. Now I know how the work working men in our doctor's offices, hospitals, insurance and drug companies feel: THAT'S IT, WE'RE OUT OF HERE. Don't imagine this happening. It will happen! This is no longer a nightmare, this is reality, folks. Wake up and smell the apple pie that my beautiful wife just made.

Now, there are many in that room that were showing defiance last night. Of course, as you can tell from the photo up top that I have my hero chosen for the night. The honorable Representative Joe Wilson from the beautiful state of South Carolina stepped up to the plate and told it all like it is. Now, I love our immigrants if they met certain requirements like Julio and Hector do. They need to be legal. If they're not legal, then they need to come to people like me or Walmart and work for a low wage to keep prices for hard-working customers low. If they don't want to work for people like me or Walmart, then ship them back and tag them to the patriotic Minutemen so they will remember them if they try to cross the border again. So Joe, I'm with you on standing up to the USS' Dear Leader, but you have no idea what good workers like Julio and Hector are. They lead straight lives by only looking at pretty women and they stay away from the drink.

So while the MSM (mainstream media) drools over this ridiculous highly partisan speech, drop by ole Bill's blog here. Everyone who reads this knows that Bill White is right.

THE NEW USS

2009-09-09T10:39:00.000-07:00

The New USS. "What's that, Bill?" you September 10th Secular Progressive McFlys might be asking.
I'll tell you what it is.
It's the new United Socialist States -- and not of America. I'm sorry, but there is no more America. There is no more land of choice and opportunity. Why am I writing this? Have I gone off the deep end? Am I depressed? Maybe I can say yes to all of this. I'm just holed up here in my shed crying like a 4-year-old child while I see what was once the United States of America turn into a nation bent on weakening itself.
Look at what happened this week. Children were indocrinated by an installed and planted president who is ready to take their little hands and lead them down the path of Communistic thought. Then, the day after, this man is going to address this majority far left Congress and tell them that he's going to force a health care system on everyone. Has he even read the entire document? Did y'all know that Big Brother is going to fine you if you don't have health insurance? Hello everyone! Wake up!
I'm sorry, but this is no longer a free society. Am I optimistic that there will be a bloodbath in next year's election? Yes, but I'm still afraid that we won't be strong enough. I'm afraid that even with a solid Republican majority in Congress, these kind folks will still have to the far left. We're seeing it now with this speech.
I'm tired of speeches. I'm tired of this Kenyan-born dictator coming on my TV all the time talking and talking. That's all he's about. Lord knows patriotic Mr. Cheney and Mr. Bush DID. They didn't get up there and talk all the time. They said they would get Saddam. BANG! They did it! They said they would lower taxes. BANG! DONE! They didn't wait for anyone.
Now, we have this president talking the talk.
This isn't America. This is the new USS.

I love Rush

2009-08-30T15:28:00.000-07:00

I love Rush. There I wrote it. Now I'm staring at it. Now I'm wondering why I love Rush Limbaugh so much. I have the answer. I almost never miss his show and I archive just about every thing he's ever done right here in my shed. I subscribe to the Limbaugh Letter and his amazing Web site. The man inspires me. The man educates me. I just realized that I've been ditto-ing since around 1991. I stumbled on this incredible man while on a call to Mrs. Lowenstein's house which was getting flooded by her washer. Mrs. Lowenstein was this nice older Hebrew lady who was at home most of the day wearing either spandex for her aerobics classes or in her tennis outfit ready to play some round robin with the other rich Hebrew ladies. I so respected her. I so loved going over there for calls and wished like crazy she would have more leaky pipes. Unfortunately, my personal pipes were leaky if you know what I mean. Wow, there goes my lust in the pants. Anyway, switched over to the AM station in town and heard Rush. I was blown away. I kept hitting the brakes saying, "Dang, I agree with this!" and, "Dang, I so agree with this!" I hook ever since. If Rush was pushing Snapple, I bought some Snapple. If Rush was smoking a cigar, I would go out and smoke a cigar. If Rush bought some Juicefuls candies, there I was at the local Quickie Mart buying Juicefuls from Rajiv, this hard-working legal Indian man who I still love and talk about Christ with to this day.
Anyway, I sit here in my shed knowing that Rush Limbaugh, thrice-divorced is devoted to the things that make America great: fiscal conservatism, a Christ-centered life and finding painkillers by any means necessary. Heck, I had to do that when my knees first started acting up. Me and Rush knew that doctor shopping was wrong, but we came clean and admitted and asked for Christ's forgiveness. I think in Rush's case, he asked for Dick Cheney's forgiveness, but that's OK! If Rush chooses to have Dick Cheney as his God, then so be it. At least he believes in a higher being, you McFly September 10th Secular Progressives!
So, Rush says that the MSM (mainstream media) are drooling over this Senator Kennedy being gone and all. I agree! It was totally sickening to watch this coverage on my television. Let's face it, Teddy was someone who couldn't control the lust in his pants and was against free markets. We didn't honor Bill Buckley like this or even Ronald Reagan. All I remember of the Reagan funeral was that light in the loafers son trying to get Nancy to stop sobbing so much. This Kennedy thing was way out of control because you know why: the MSM wants a big gov't takeover of health care! Rush is right about this! He says that the Democrats are using Teddy's death to push the biggest Socialistic takeover of our nation, ever!
So I ask, will the MSM honor Senator Hatch like this? Doubtful! No, they foam at the mouth when that racist Senator Byrd assumes room temperature, which he kind of has already, but still, Byrd's a Democrat and the MSM will be in mourning over him. They won't care when patriotic Mitch McConnell leaves this great earth.
I love Rush and I want to shout it from the mountaintops! In Rush's case, he can shout it from his sauna where his belly hangs loose and his cigar brilliantly burns.

The Ole Liberal Lion

2009-08-26T17:48:00.001-07:00

While the media sits around drooling and crying over the passing of Senator Kennedy, I must say my part here. This passing is symbolic in that it shows how one of the biggest supports of Barack Hussein Nobama is going so fast downhill. Kennedy's death is also the death of Big Government.

Only eight months in with this installed-president and look at what he created: recession, job loss, high deficits, higher taxes on everyone, an unsecure homeland, weakened military in Iraq and an even "not ready for duty, sir" military in Afghanistan, coddling dictators, equal rights for the gays, the death of traditional marriage, abortion on demand, God and Sweet Baby Jesus kicked even more out of the schools, a ridiculous energy policy and that's just the beginning.

This pop star president whose star is fading, hasn't even filled a bunch of jobs and then he goes on vacation. That's the icing on the cake. The jihadists are laughing at us as they plan their next attack and I'm afraid it's going to be a mushroom cloud. This will only be Lil Hussein's fault! I know that fat lazy film director Moore will come out and say that it was GW's fault, but that moron couldn't be more wrong.

So back to Teddy Kennedy. Dear Media, stop idolizing him just like Lil Hussein! Ted Kennedy had questionable character and only wanted a big, shiftless government that would only bankrupt the nation. I'm not thankful he's dead and I'll tell you why. He was great to have around so that we can all remember what the failed policies of the Great Society were all about. So, I'm sad on that account. RIP you Ole Liberal Lion.

Tom Ridge: Another Evildoer

2009-08-21T09:31:00.001-07:00

Tom Ridge will be damned to hell for this drivel. GW Bush will be described as a hero 50 years from now after men like Mike Huckabee stare down the evildoers and exterminate them from the planet. How dare this Ridge Monster write about gifted men like Donald Rumsfeld, John Ashcroft, Richard Cheney and Condy Rice in such a vile, disgusting and false manner!

God and Sweet Baby Jesus will send him down to the dungeons of the most fiery part of Hell where he will suffer for eternity! Thomas Ridge: say hello to Hitler, Ted Bundy, Pol Pot and Saddam Hussein. You disgust me you evil human being.

There is no evidence that the honorable Bush team raised the very important terror threat level - none whatsoever! Ridge is making all of this stuff up so that he can sell books. This man doesn't know that he's helping the Hussein Nobamas wave the white flag of surrender thus compromising our national security.

This idiot joins the McFlys of the world including Michael Moore, Al Franken, Noam Chomsky, Gloria Steinem and countless other far lefties who have no problem destroying the fabric of our nation through forced health care, wrongheaded Obamanomics, reduced military spending, kicking God out of the schools and the gay curriculum in government-run schools.

Bowing to dictators

2009-08-05T05:28:00.001-07:00

Why are we celebrating this Bill Clinton to North Korea thing? The ultra-Commie dictator Dear Leader summoned Bubba to come on over for a visit so that he can be used as a puppet to release those girls who work for the far, far, far, far left TV channel run by Algore. Gimme a break. A President Huckabee would have invaded to get those girls out even if they were Commie sympathizers who don't believe in free economic principles. Now that would be classy of a President Huckabee.

Now the MSM is all over this like Bubba's this big hero. I hope FOX and Rush tell the other side of the story. I'm sick to my stomach how they're gushing over this staged event. Everyone knows that Bubba and the Dear Leader are best friends who believe to taking away individual choice and freedom. Bubba wrecked the economy almost as bad as Lil Hussein is doing right now.

Now, onto Obamacare. It's failing big time, thank the Lord Almighty. I'm beyond thrilled to see these patriots confront these phony lawmakers at the town hall meetings. I love every single one of them. As everyone knows, I say, "Take care of yourself!" Don't tread on me to pay way higher taxes for your health care scheme and so-called "green jobs." You're killing us, Lil Hussein!

Next year will be a bloodbath for Lil Hussein as he is already a lame duck leader. He will lose Congress so bad, I can already see the headlines on FOX News. There is no hope for this administration that hasn't accomplished anything and will not accomplish anything in their remaining days. I hope more conservatives are with me here. I'm so optimistic for 2010 and 2012. We will win.

Health care thankfully failing

2009-07-23T05:05:00.000-07:00

OK, I had a bunch of thoughts after Hussein Nobama's shameful speech last night. First off, the installed-president lied. I can't go into it all, but the basic thing to remember here is that trying to insure a zillion people is going to punish the achievers in this great nation. Those great men who worked so hard to get to the top are going to deal with a Soviet-like system whereby the taxman is going to come to their mansions to confiscate their hard-earned dollars to pay for lazy, shiftless, irresponsible people's health care. Sorry, but if you can't afford good health care, then don't even try to get something that you can't afford. I'm one of them! I run a business and I can't afford any plans and guess what? I'm still here and I don't go to emergency rooms and expect handouts. My knees are bad, so I just wrap them up in duct tape when they're hurting. Delores, Dale and Kyle get along just fine thank you very much. If they have anything, we treat it here at home with good old-fashioned remedies. Sometimes folks at church give us good advice, too.

This Sgt. Crowley fella is my hero. He just followed procedure

OK, so Nobama yaps on and on about health care and then he gets involved with the police thing in the Godless Northeast? I think this so-called president is a racist, pure and simple. We aren't white, black, yellow or purple, we're Americans and we shouldn't be exploiting our colors. Obviously this guy who says he teaches did something wrong. First off, I would haul this professor in because most likely he's a Communist. I'm sure there's something that he did that's un-American. I saw him screaming his head off being all disobedient. When the fine police come to talk to you and need to take you in, you act with respect. I have no sympathy for this far left elitist. This has nothing to do with color. Those good police folk need to check his papers just like Hussein Nobama's. I just saw his Kenyan birth certificate and you know, I think this might be true that he's trying to overthrow this great land over to the Jihadists which will complete his One World vision.

So, don't tax my non-alcoholic Jesus Juice. Don't force me to get health insurance. Don't force me to pay for my workers' health insurance. Don't come here and try to take my guns and Sean Hannity tapes. Don't tax me anymore!

Ultra Lib Communist

2009-07-10T05:28:00.000-07:00

Beyond treason. Beyond anti-American. Beyond Secular-Progressive. This is the pinnacle of what's wrong with our great nation: Michael Moore, a fat, secular-progressive, cry baby, bed wetter, anti-Hebrew who spreads so much treasonous information, he ought to be jailed, court-martialed and flogged beyond recognition. This is what happens when a country lets someone like this run rampant without any controls whatsoever.
Now let's add another title to this disgusting animal: anti-Capitalist!!!!
When I heard that he's making another treasonous film about how bad Capitalism is, I almost blew a gasket. This slob has no idea what our great free market system is about. Oh what a minute-this pig does know because he makes millions off of these rotten untrue films. Every one of them needs to be destroyed because they all give aid and comfort to lazy SPs like this jerk and our enemies domestic and foreign. I don't like to say that I hate anyone, but I confess that this man pushes me to hate him. I typically pray for people like this, but this man needs to spend eternal life in Hell with all of his evildoer and Communist buddies.

My and my 150

2009-07-06T18:16:00.000-07:00

I hate to take pictures, but I do like to shoot photos of my 150. It's my pride and joy. Nothing beats a ride in it on a hot summer day with my gun rack rattling in the back along with Dale and Kyle. Oh yeah, I never told y'all about by bloodhound Gomer. He loves it in the flatbed.

The important thing here is that this is a true man's vehicle. It's the type of machine that someone like Governor Palin or Ann Coulter like for in what a real man drives. When I'm in the driver's seat, I think about how much gorgeous conservative women beg for my attention and I'm happly to oblige.

We take this beauty out for hunting, fishing, NASCAR events and tea bag parties. By the way, our July Fourth Tea Bag party was a major success. I heard that there were thousands of others all across the country. What I don't understand is why we still have this far left taxation system in place. With so many people out there who don't want to be taxed, we should have enough power to end the IRS, the Fed and replace most of the bums in Congress and the White House. I know that change is going to come soon with low or even no taxes in a true Christ-centered environment.

God Bless,
Bill Orvis White

Putting her country first - God I love this woman

2009-07-06T04:56:00.000-07:00

She's gorgeous. She's smart. And Delores and I love her so much. She's definitely invited to come over for prayer and pie any time of the day or night. Now that's what I call dedication to the beautiful, honorable Gov. Sarah Palin who is stepping down from her job in Alaska to put her country first. What a woman. What a conservative. I'm beyond choked up right now. I was so overwhelmed by the news of this, I had to talk about it at our prayer breakfast. All of us in the group voted to say that we support Sarah no matter what she decides.
When we got back home, we put FOX News on and some of those commentators were saying that Sarah's a quitter. I cried because they just don't get it. There's a higher calling coming from someone much more powerful than even our installed-president and that person is Jesus. I know he spoke to her just like he did with GW and knowing that, I'm sure that this gorgeous wonder of the world is going to make history. Stay tuned because I think my dream ticket to run this country is going to come true and I don't care if it's Palin/Huckabee or Huckabee/Palin!!!!!! I pray that this will happen soon after God, Jesus and the American people remove this president quickly. I'm sorry, but I cannot wait until 2013 when a new president will be sworn in. The time is now before more damage is done to our Republic. We need Sarah and Mike at the top levels of our government. Here I go again: Abortion on demand, government-run education, the gay agenda, enviro-whackos, secularists, peace at any price crowd, stem-cell research and Hollywood are destroying this nation.

The meaning of July 4th

2009-07-02T19:16:00.000-07:00

I'm pecking away at my old HP with coffee stains all over the side of it. Is it time for a new fancy thing? Naw. You see I care about where my hard-earned dollars go as I reflect on the meaning of July 4th. I weep for this nation that is sliding down a slippery slope of seculars who want to over-tax responsible folk like me. They want to tell me what doctor I have to see and that good folk need to send their naive kids to government-controlled schools where they teach that it's OK to be gay and hate God. I'm on this blog because I feel that Jesus sent me on the Internet to stop this march towards a hideous secular nation that will be hellbent on waving the white flag to Islamists who want to wipe us off the face of the earth. I get on this ole HP and see what those evildoers are up to. As I look at that stuff, I wonder how this installed-president (whose numbers are thankfully falling fast and will be worse than GW Bush's approval numbers) can even think about sitting down with Ahmadinejad, Chavez, Castro, Mugabe and Leonardo di Caprio.
But July 4th is about Freedom and you know somethin', it ain't free! You should be free not to pay taxes if you're like me and can take care of his family. You should be free to teach your kids anything you want at home. You should be free to not see a doctor or dentist if you don't want to and I don't and I could care less about paying for any health insurance. But, I do respect the hard-working people who run the patriotic health insurance corporations. They're good people who don't need government on their backs ready to shut them down with their own Communist plans. I also love doctors who charge you the full price for anything that they charge because they're hard-working patriotic folks who put themselves through years of tough schoolin' -- well I am suspicious of those doctors from those liberal colleges. Oh yes, and I ran into some kid doctors in the past who are against guns - what a bunch of bedwetting Communists.
On this July 4th, I'll be thinking about those who aren't free in places like Iran. You see, even Iran has a bunch of great people who hate that disgusting Ahmadinejad. I know in my heart that they are good oil-producing Muslims who can give us the supplies that we need. Why can't this Godless president think about invading Iran to free those people to work for us? Because Lil Hussein Obama doesn't have the guts to do it! The Gipper would have gone in. GW would have gone in! Huckabee would have invaded while taking the oath and you know what, Huckabee might do that when he's rushed into the Oval Office when takes over after Hussein's fall from grace.
Here we are just a few months into the failure of a presidency and our nation's independence is ready to fall as a result of this dictator's failed Socialistic policies. I have a major suggestion for my favorite he-man in Congress, the honorable John Boehner: Impeach Now! That is the only way we are going to get this country back on track. With his deep rich tan and filterless cigarettes, Rep. Boehner is the man who can stop the insanity in Washington, D.C.
On this July Fourth, I'm taking Delores and the boys to fireworks, but we are planning staging a massive Hattiesburg Tea Party. I hope y'all come and join us. Secular Progressives can come and maybe become educated on how much hard-working folks are taxed. They all have no idea what it's like to be taxed because they don't work. If they do work, they're doing useless things like writing clueless lefty blogs full of drivel or operating left-wing media outlets like PMSNBC. By they way, can we take that Godless left-wing nut Keith Olbermann and flog him? What a coddled spoiled baby. I'm sorry, but that's a sorry excuse for a man -- plain and simple. He gets on that rotten channel with his Secular Europe eyeglasses and spews hatred and venom at conservatives every night. I have to change the channel and pray that that wonderful Hebrew Bernie Goldberg is on FOX. He was on the other night and I wanted more. You see, Bernie was at CBS for years. While there, he found out that the network was run by anti-Nixon Atheists. Then, he wrote a tell-all book and has been coming on FOX pointing out how there is so much liberal bias on the media. It's like 8 libs to every 1 conservative in the media. I agree, but you would never know it through the MSM - Mainstream Media.
Anyway, I pray that on July Fourth, we all wake up and realize what a great nation this was. We were once safe and had low taxes. Now, we're open to jihadists who want to kill us. We now have a president who wants to throw us all out of work. They're coming to get us, but you know what? I'm ready. I hate to so down on the nation, but to be honest, it's all over. If you're just getting out of gov't-controlled school, you're going to realize that there isn't opportunity because Hussein Obama took it all away. Have a happy July 4th.

The folly of Cap and Trade

2009-06-29T06:28:00.000-07:00

I've just been looking at stuff online about Cap and Trade. I heard that this ultra-liberal enviro-whacko stunt will kill our already Obamanomics-damaged economy even more. After going to a message board about this joke of a bill, I just learned that a lot of our congressmen have no idea what's in this clunker of a law! This whole thing could cost trillions of our hard-earned tax dollars to battle something that a bunch of tree-hugging, pro-Socialist, unemployed, state-sucking nutcases made up in their Commie red minds! This is a travesty on the largest of proportions and people like me, Joe the Plumber and Rep. Boehner are not going to take it anymore.
Here are the facts:
We need more energy to power up the things that make this country and her friends move around 24/7. Good ole clean coal, patriotic nuke plants, ultra-patriotic oil wells and Senator Carl Levin's Brylcreem can power up this great nation for the next 500 years. So y'all far left libs need to get over it. This Cap and Trade idea should be enough to get this installed-president impeached and removed soon.

He spoke from his heart

2009-06-25T05:47:00.001-07:00

OK, everyone's upset about Gov. Sanford. I'm not. He had lust in his pants. Even born again men like me get this, but sometimes we can't control it. So, Gov. Sanford fell off the tracks for the past eight years.

Now you lefties are out there saying that he's a hypocrite. Hypocrite is a word that the far left media created when they chased Rush around doctor shopping for his hurt back. But, y'all are out there saying here's a guy who didn't take the stimulus money and then he took state money to drive to Atlanta to fly out to talk with his Christian Latina lover in Argentina. First of all, it's right to use state money to do what it takes to repair your broken marriage. Governor Sanford went all the way down there to tell his beautiful mistress that she needs to find God again and be with her family. They agreed to it and he flew back to America -- after they made passionate hot Latino love for two days for the last time. OK, so the governor came back home to tell the world what happened. At least he came clean! At least he didn't say, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...."

Governor Sanford, if you're reading this, I'm with you. God is with you. Baby Jesus is with you. I know the good people of South Carolina are with you. Don't resign. Stay the course. Don't accept money that's not your's unless you need to do something that's patriotic or protects the USA.

Now, Mrs. Sanford, your honorable husband loves you and the boys. You're both good Christians who will be together forever. I know you'll make it through this mess even if the far left wing media keeps coming after you. Here's my message to the far left mainstream media: Leave the Sanfords alone! Keep your grubby paws off of Mrs. Sanford, Oprah!

A lot of you lefties are out there saying, "Oh, this is so like these conservatives!" Wrong! This is a problem for the far left like Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer! This list goes on and on! Patriots like Governor Sanford, Senator Ensign, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, Ronald Reagan, Rush and Sean -- WHOOPS! OK, I admit that I had a brief fling with Sean's wife back in the day, but at least I'm coming clean. We had lust in our pants at a conservative gathering, but we found God and we're good. You see, we're all not perfect, so good patriotic conservatives like us are excused when we fall off the tracks. When liberals play hanky panky with cigars in the Oval Office, we need to spend millions to investigate that -- because people like that enjoy less freedom, high taxes, abortion, secularism, drug use and so much more.

It drove him out of his cotton-pickin' mind

2009-06-24T06:28:00.001-07:00

Everyone's picking on the South Carolina governor for walking into the wilderness. I can't say that I blame him. Sometimes I'm driven crazy for doing the right thing. You see, the honorable Mr. Sanford stood up to the far, far, huge left-wing federal government that told him to take money that wasn't his. Mr. Sanford said, "No thank you sir" and what did he get in return? Ridicule. Condemnation. Shame. All coming from the far left mainstream media that has been promoting this so-called president's Robinhood Agenda.

What's a good man to do when he's faced with something so large like this? What's he to do? I think it was in Job when it was said, "Thy deny stimulus money. It's not your money. It belongs to hard-working, Christian conservatives." I live that every day when I'm out on any plumbing call. It's their money until I charge them for a leaky faucet. That's when God has given me the blessing to charge thy client for my hard work.

So, to all you left-wing media members: Stop picking on Patriotic Governor Sanford. He just needed to clear his head from the trauma you put him through. It looks like he's returning to Columbia for y'all to kick around again. Y'all just amaze me.

Date night

2009-06-02T05:54:00.000-07:00

I did a 4 a.m. plumbing call and my way, I was thinking about Hussein Obama's date night. Here I am working on an early call, expanding the economy and then they take my hard-earned tax dollars to whoop it up in Godless New York. We have no control over this! Yeah, they can say that it's a small part of the budget, but this date night thing is just the start of all the wasteful spending and taxing starting with this president and his far left Congress. That's why right-thinkers like me and you need to hold these people accountable. Yes, God will judge them, but we need to step up to the plate and fire them.
Give every elected person a test on their commitment to low taxes, culture of life and their love/devotion to Jesus, God, oil and Glenn Beck.
I'm afraid most elected folks would flunk this test. That's why we need to be out there whether it's at a Tea Bag rally or in your Congressman's office. Do it and stop this insane date night thing.
Look what's happening folks. This judge that they're trying to put on the big court in the nation's capital is a disgrace. Rush says that she's a racist. I believe him and that thought scares me. I pray that some of those senators stand up and say, "You're a racist, because Rush says so!" I'll tell y'all, my folks stood up to racism and that's tough to do down here in the South. You heard that right. I grew up with black and brown folk who studied the Bible with me. It was only when I got on the drink that I lost some of those friends -- not because I didn't like them no more, but they looked at my hard-drinking ways and wanted no part of it. They were always better than me! Yep, I'm embarrassed by a lot of God-fearing folk who have a problem with color. I stand up to those racists. Now, Rush says this lady who wants to be on the big court is a racist. I can't believe this. I already had my doubts about her, but now, I'm even more shocked. Even Newt agrees with Rush and I love everything about Newt now more than ever because he has an even greater relationship with God.

Some gave all

2009-05-24T13:45:00.000-07:00

As I sit here in my shed with no plumbing business to attend to, I think of all the sacrifices of those who gave all. Yes, I'm shedding tears as I pound these thoughts into this blog while sitting on a rusty metal chair. I'll be grilling the venison in a bit while Delores will be baking the cherry pies. Every year we do this and I cry while she and the boys roll their eyes. Don't get me wrong. They know how serious Memorial Day weekend is, but they look at me cry while I give my speech about sacrificing. Boy, I wish I could ship those boys off to those wars, but Delores rebuffs my wishes. I think they could use the discipline because I'm always afraid that they can go on the drink at any minute.

But, this is Memorial Day weekend when we honor our fallen soldiers. Sure, the liberals say they honor them too, but actions are different from words. In an age when righteous militarism is being weakend and terrorists being let loose, I see a bunch of intellectuals willing to belittle the sacrifices of those fallen soldiers. So, I cry and I find myself crying more than ever because I see freedom dying right in front of me, I all of my hard work here not making much of a difference. But, I forge on with this crusade because I know that I'll be rewarded when I meet Baby Jesus and the Lord Almighty.

Liberalism, Secularism, Islamo-Fascism, Taxism, Communism, Socialism will all die one day. I know that from the bottom of my heart. So, I honor our fallen soldiers with my iced tea, venison, mashed potatoes, cherry pie, bad knees and a rusty chair in a leaky shed in Mississippi. As I gaze out the back window, I'm reminded of a time before I saw Jesus -- when nothing mattered to me and I cry.

God Bless,
Bill Orvis White

Call it like you see it

2009-05-20T05:48:00.000-07:00

I heard that the patriotic Republicans want to call the left-wing Democrats - the Democrat-Socialist Party. YES!!!!! Go get 'em!!!!! Finally the Republicans have the guts to do something to battle this Godless far, far overreaching left government. Like Rush says all the time: Words mean things. So, if you call those other people Democrat-Socialists, you've gotten off to a good start. The next steps will come easy including, the eradication of Secularism, the removal of Wiccan House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the rightful God-given election of the honorable former governor of Arkansas, Michael Huckabee. So, call them Democrat-Socialists. They hate enjoyment and love taxes. They want to release terrorists and take a vacation from history. Finally, real patriots are stepping up to the plate to put an end to this insanity. It's all just starting! Lil Hussein is caving and going down. It's only a matter of time. Whoo-hoo, I never felt so alive.

Notre Dame speech

2009-05-17T16:11:00.000-07:00

There's so much fuss over Lil Hussein speaking at Notre Dame so I'm jumping in on this one. In an age when secularism has taken hold of the nation with debauchery in our schools and far left media, it's no wonder that we have such a president who fits into this vile, filthy puzzle. So, here we are with Lil Hussein showing up in a Holy institution to lecture us on the Value of Life. I'll tell you what: Lil Hussein has no right to speak on the Value of Life when he supports killing babies for so-called research and cloning. This speech was a disgrace to everyone that values human life. There's no argument here. I'm sorry, but inviting him there was poor judgment and whoever decided on this invitation, should be fired and tried in a court of Law. If it were up to me, I would have that abortion supporter locked up so that he couldn't harm more innocent life in the future.
OK, now I'm tired of people saying, "Well, you support the death penalty and torture..." So what! So what! Evildoers, rapists and their supporters are NO LONGER INNOCENT! So, yes, eliminate them!!! OK, supporters might get a chance at getting fixed, but those who commit crimes on those scales need to be silenced so that innocent lives are protected.
I'm sorry you naïve Secular Progressive Communist/Socialist Liberals. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
OK, I'm not playing God. I'm listening to God and He tells me what's morally right and wrong. Conservatives are right. Liberals are wrong. Tax cuts work. Tax increases don't. Killing babies is wrong. Saving them is right.
Do you see how simple this is? This is what I refer to when I'm talking about a Christ-centered life which I and millions of others subscribe to. Barack Hussein Obama is a Secular Progressive who uses the excuse of Godless Science to funnel money to homosexual medicine people so that they can create more homosexual medicine people. If that happens for the next 50 years, then there will be fewer Americans on Earth which will mean we will be weaker and there will be an evetual surrender to the Jihadists. I thank God that another beautiful African-American, Alan Keyes show his disgust with Lil Hussein at ND. Dr. Keyes is an amazing, brilliant man who believes in low/no taxes, strong military that eliminates terrorists and leades a pro-life, Christ-centered existence. I love Dr. Keyes so much. If you ever read this sir, please come over to my shed where I will worship you--just don't surprise me because I might get a heart attack from the over-excitement of your presence.I loved it when you ran for president and gave an example to kids in New Hampshire that bashing a child over the head is what an abortion doctor does. That was so incredible that I have that on a gold DVD and play it when I'm down. God Bless Alan Keyes!

Teabaggery, patriotic torture and my hero, Mr. Cheney

2009-05-12T06:14:00.001-07:00

The following are a collection of serious thoughts that I have been including on some other lefty blogs including my Godless fellow blogger Chez. Since he's been kind enough to link me, I'll return the favor right here: Chez's anti-American/pro-Secular Europe/pro-weak US Defense blog -- just to show all of my fellow conservative bloggers just what these good-meaning, yet clueless leftists are up to these days.

Our forefathers never meant for gov't to expand the way it has. So here we are with Obamanomics exploding our deficit to historic levels and we defiant Teabaggers are here to say no more handouts!
I suppose you liberals don't understand how your taxes are calculated. Well, I calculate my own and my fed taxes are too dang high! If I could keep my money, I could buy Delores the velvet lifesize Elvis portrait that she's been wanting for 30 years. I could hire that special boy Darren (who takes pictures of everything and I mean everything) down the street to sweep my shed out. You see, if I get to keep more of my money, I will buy more and create jobs. With a little money left over, I can put the funds into the church donation box. But, since Mr. Obama wishes to confiscate my money and send it up the river to liberals and illegals who don't deserve it, well then, I can't help the economy grow. As I repeat like a broken Toby Keith CD, this president's economy is a failure and it needs to be stopped.
We need to eliminate taxes and you will see jobs popping up like dandelions that are growing around my 150 that I wrecked and is up on blocks.
Happy days will be here again when every man can provide for his lady. Soldiers can go back to practicing enhanced interrogation techniques. Marriage between a man and a woman will be protected. And good clean TV like Hee Haw will be #1!!!!! You see, we teabaggers have always been right. We're holding our heads up high to annoy all of you Godless Libs. We are the majority and the mainstream: hard-working conservative and God-fearing folk who want government out of our lives-except for our churches, schools and bedrooms. Rush and Mr. Cheney said not to compromise and I won't! Rush never compromised when he ran out of patriotic Oxycontin. Richard Cheney never compromised with that Socialist Sen. Leahy when he got in that old Pinko's face and said, "Go *uck yourself!" That stands as one of the US's best moments in history--right after Mr. Reagan telling Mr. Gorbachev to tear that wall down.Richard Cheney is golden.

After seeing Mr. Cheney swatting that clueless Bob Schieffer's questions on liberal CBS this weekend, I'm more convinced that Jesus and God know that the Bush administration did the right thing by instituting coercive techniques and opening up Gitmo.
So go ahead and sling words at me, Mr. Cheney and everyone else who helped to keep you safe for almost eight years. You know that there is right and wrong in life. The Islamists who want to destroy us are wrong and must be dealt with accordingly. God and Baby Jesus will judge us when we meet them. I know that they will understand and reward Richard Cheney. I know, you're gasping right now. Do you something? Richard Cheney loves his country and he fears for it because Secular Progressives like you and our installed-president are weak on everything and defense is at the top of the list.
I just heard Rush and he read my formerly alcohol-soaked brain. He said that Mr. Cheney doesn't have an agenda. He can go out and golf and hunt if he so wishes. But he decided to go on a crusade through the far left media to warn them that what this so-called adminstration is doing is flat-out dangerous!
When will you wake up and realize that history will prove that the Bush Doctrine was the right course of action? I'm warning y'all right now that cancelling these much-needed programs like waterboarding and Gitmo will provoke an attack on our soil that even I cannot imagine. Pulling out of Iraq when the Surge was becoming successful will provoke another attack that we will not be able to rise up from. That's why it's essential to stock up and be ready with canned goods, weapons, duct tape and photos of Sean Hannity in your deep underground bunker. Oh yeah, did I mention the full Rush Limbaugh audio/video/text library is also essential in the bunker?

Hello McFlys, they all want to kill us for our freedom, SUVs and Dennis Miller!
If Jesus were alive today, I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with enhanced interrogative techniques if it means it all saves millions or even billions of good, innocent lives even if many of those lives wish to have a massive nanny state.
We need to return to a Christ-centered world whereby we worship human life.
God Bless all of you SPs out there.
-Bill Orvis White

LIAR!

2009-05-09T12:25:00.000-07:00

Wiccan House Speaker of the Castro District in San Francisco, Nancy Pelosi is a liar. There, I said it again. Why? Because she knew that patriotic torture was going on and rightly so. Then, when her installed-president is in power, she acts like she never knew that torture was going on and that patriotic leaders like GW Bush, Dick Cheney, gorgeous Condy Rice, the honorable Donald Rumsfeld ought to pay the ultimate price.
Let's clear all of this up right now, you idiotic Pelosi: You're a Secular-Progressive witch who knew that we gained valuable information from horrible terrorists who wanted to kill us back then! I could care less if we waterboarded those people. If a few of them were innocent, so what? They were probably connected in some way. We gave them enough justice, food, clothing and medicine all of these years. We shouldn't have given them anything, but you know what? We did anyway. Y'all whined that the Bush folks were making you agree with them because it would have been political suicide. C'mon! You knew torture was the right thing to do then and it's still the right thing to do now. Why the change? Because that inexperienced Secular-Progressive president is in power and you're doing everything you can to soften him and then call all of the shots when he's not looking. Y'all are a waste and dangerous to our country. Hello McFly, you're making us less safe! That patriotic senator from Missouri said it all. Do you remember that this War on Islamo-Fascists is still on now more than ever? Just because Hillary Clinton took the words out don't mean that it's over. As the honorable Mr. Rumsfeld said, "This is a war that lasts forever!" He told the truth and you rotten liberals ran him out of town! God help us when they come to attack again. We were safe for 7 years. Now we're not! Stop selling us out and do the right thing by resigning and turning over your job to good, solid pro-American folk like Jeb Bush, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and the wonderful Gary Bauer who can bring God back into the home or village schools run by good straight obedient women; put most our money into national defense; and scrap everything else by privating!!!!!
Now, you're going to release these awful terrorists from Gitmo? I hope they all come to San Francisco and attack y'all. Believe me, they'll win because you don't believe in defending yerselves!

100 Days Report Card

2009-04-28T06:37:00.000-07:00

Why does the MSM have to make such a huge deal over this 100 days thing? Who cares? I'll give you my report card on this disaster:

Foreign dealings: F-

Little Hussein travels to Secular Europe and practically inserts his tongue into every America hater's mouth. He said that he went to England to listen to them. I'm sorry but you don't tell the Brits that you're going to listen to them. You go over there and tell them that there is a War on Terror and you must stay on board. If you don't, then we'll invade your butts and eradicate the Islamists that are multiplying in your sewers. And no, I'm not anti-Muslim for the millionth time! We have the technology to weed out the good apples who can make oil for us and the bad apples who want to kill us.

Oh, then there's France. What more can I say? Sarko might be OK and fall in line, but Little Hussein's not doing that. If I were president, I would say, look, you got a great idea with your nuke plants. Let's put your lazy citizens, North Africans and Polish men to work in them. Y'all could power up half of the world. Oh yeah, stop that silly French cuisine. That food's ridiculous! How about taking the ladies and showing them some good ole fashioned Southern US cooking and the other half can become teachers.

Ah, the great Red Chinese -- good for keeping our prices low at Dollar General and Walmart! Just keep on making my plastics and electronics and y'all will catch onto democracy one day. I'm not worried about the Chinese because they work hard to serve us, but again, Little Hussein might sell out to them and their buddies, the North Koreans.

Somalia-Should have bombed them and explored for oil when we would have taken them over. These pirates are a waste of time and precious money.

Cuba and Chavez- This one I cannot believe. I guess Little Husssein loves his Secular brothers Castro and Chavez. Go get drunk with them, Hussein! They're your pals who won't help you. Hugo's got the oil, but he's sitting on it laughing at you with a fat cigar hanging out of his mouth. Believe me, they'll act like your best buds until they steal everything you got.

Terrorism is the main problem here. You Secular Progressives are so naive. I love and pray for y'all, but you're McFlys who don't get it. Now we have a leader who doesn't get it either. Rogue nations with enemy combatants need to be stared down and taken out. It's plain dumb that we can sit down with Iran, Russia and Pakistan and try to talk our way out. It's like a cat inside of a paper bag -- just pawing at scraps. It just don't make sense to talk with terrorist nations that come on our soil to the Godless United Nations and lecture us, the leaders in this world. But you know something, you idiot SPs, we won't be the leaders because of you and your pro-homosexual, anti-Christian/Hebrew/Good Oil-Producing Muslim leaders. It's time to throw some good ole American coffee down yer throats and defend yerselves!

Wall Street - F-
Little Hussein needs to let the free market work, period. Some of my buddies think that I'm wrong on this, but those hard-working fellas who achieved so much in life, need to have the tools to keep operating. I'm hiding my money in my gun vault for another reason. Hussein is coming after my money and guns. Let the big successful boys clean up the financial mess that was originally created by Bill Clinton.

Oh yes, you failed us on taxes too, Little Hussein. FAIRTax? It's OK, but let's scrap the whole things. You need water? Dig a well! You want some schooling? Get yer MaMa to learn you! You want a doctor for the deep cut? Pay the full price for it at the hospital where your doctor worked so hard to achieve that degree he earned.

Healthcare - F-

Here we go again for more Socialism! I'm scared that Little Hussein is going to confiscate my paycheck to pay for unemployed illegals' healthcare. I propose keeping the illegals to work at Walmart and/or put them in the military. Still, let the hard-working patriotic achieving healthcare companies do what they do best: charging premium premiums for those who can afford because they worked so hard. Me, I don't have no health insurance. I can take care of myself thank you very much. I don't whine like so many of you Secular Progressives do out there.

Schools and Religion - F-

In the early 1960s, Big Gov't kicked God and Baby Jesus out of the schools onto the front doorsteps never to be allowed back in again. Look what happened: Teen pregnancy, abortion, so-called equal rights, drug use and secularism exploded ever since. Just like the MSM newspapers, public schools are failing. Now that we have a far, far, far left gov't in place, the hope for vouchers looks to be dead. The people need to rise up and school themselves or fight like hell to get vouchers going again. Little Hussein is going to impose a Big Gov't education agenda whereby 4-year-olds are going to learn a gay curriculum laced with urgings to smoke the funny weed and to become Communist intellectuals.

The final result:
Little Hussein needs to be removed from the White House and replaced by former Gov. Mike Huckabee. If this doesn't happen, I fear for the union's future. It's no wonder that we might see Texas, Georgia and my home state of MS secede very soon. We don't want the Feds telling us what we can and cannot do with our money.

Lord I miss them!

2009-04-23T09:16:00.001-07:00

I miss Condy Rice and Dick Cheney. There I admit it. I'm not ashamed of it. Their record on the War on Terror will always stand as first-rate. You so-called conservatives out there who want to abandon the Bush Doctrine's commitment to eradicating terror, I say, "Shame on you!" Go ahead and join the clueless McFlys who are jumping around and screaming that, "We torture!" Condy and Dick support the use of coercive techniques to extract necessary information out of those who want to kill us, OK? It's that simple. So why is Mr. Hussein Obama going after those who honorable served under Mr. Cheney and the gorgeous, intelligent Ms. Rice? Because far, far, far,far, far left-wing Web sites, blogs, dying mainstream liberal rags (thank God and Jesus they're going out of business), Hollywood and television networks (excluding FOX-God I love them so much -- note to self: kiss the FOX building when visiting Godless New York).

Why, oh why are we giving up the use of finding out information from key players in terrorist networks? What's wrong with the Obama administration? What's wrong with our country and its people? Hello! Is anyone out there!?

Instead, we are selling out. Look at what happens when a leader becomes best friends with a murdering dictator! I nearly had a heart attack when I saw this photo:

This is beyond sick. Wake up, my pals! We are at war and don't need to be coddling these awful tyrants!

God Bless, Bill Orvis White

I was there!

2009-04-16T06:26:00.000-07:00

What can I say? I had the time of my life! Sean and Joe The Plumber, I love you! We finally got fair treatment from a media outlet that is looking out for honest, hard-working, God/Jesus-fearing folk like me. The drive from Hattiesburg in the 150 was worth it! I joined thousands of others who get up every morning, get showered, see the wife and kids off and soldier on by expanding the economy 10-15 hours a day or more. We're sick and tired of a humongous faceless government that confiscates our dollars. They don't want us to choose our doctors or schools, but they'll choose to take our babies away, put our teenagers on the drink and drugs, kill our churches and synagogues, sell us out to the Mexicans, Communists, Islamo-Fascists, Secular Europe and SPs who want to take God out of everything including The Pledge. We got together last night and said, "Enough is enough! Don't Tread On Me!" We're tired of lazy, good-for-nothing Secular Progessive elitist bloodsuckers from the US coasts, Canada and Secular Europe who think they're better than us. We want our country back, you liberal Obama lovers. You are destroying our nation through this out-of-control, ridiculous tax code and massive handouts that will cost our great-grandchildren and their children! You McFlys who voted for this progressive government are finished. We are here and energized. I'm more convinced than ever that we will have a President Huckabee in the White House ready to end the handouts, return a culture of life to the world and give the people their money back.
It was also great to see Mike Huckabee, Glenn, Neal, Greta, Bill and Newt on the big monitors during Sean's show. It was like my other Gods were talking to me. People love the new media as seen on FNC, the Internet and talk radio. It's all cutting-edge media that is killing the left-wing mainstream media. All of the newspapers and old-time TV channels are thankfully dying. One day, we'll have more channels like FNC.
I'll have more thoughts here, but I'm telling y'all, 4-15-2009 was the night of my life. Delores, Kyle and Dale are energized as well. Oh, and I know you SPs are out there saying that you don't care what we did and our president didn't notice. You're all wrong! Mr. Hussein Obama is now shaking in his boots. He knows the end of his term is near. He's playing a shell game by telling us that we're getting a tax cut. No "sir," we're not getting any cut with all of those programs that you're putting together like, how cows pass gas and buying snow tires for your cars in Chicago. Mr. Hussein Obama, you know you're wrong on everything. It's time to hand over the keys to the honorable former governor of Arkansas, Mr. Mike Huckabee. Please leave before more damage is done to us and our future.
God Bless America, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and my family,
Bill Orvis White

Headin' back to Georgia

2009-04-09T04:57:00.000-07:00

You can see that I put this photo to the right because that's where everything in life should be. That's the Georgia state capitol and guess what? I'm heading there on Government Confiscation Day. Me and a zillion other like-minded, hard-working, over-taxed Americans are joining to protest the burdensome, meddling, ridiculous tax code. Delores, Dale, Kyle and me are loading up the 150 with cases of tea bags and a bunch of signs.

This is gonna be a huge party like no other. I know the Dominant Liberal Media Culture will be there to mock us, but I could care less because we have more of our own media who will be there to protect us. Thank God Sean Hannity will be there live! I hope I can get close to him. I would have to put Sean about third on my list of those whom I worship: God, Jesus, Sean and then my wife and boys, Rush, Ann, my pastor Rev. Sparks and Ernie (my Bible study buddy).

We will be there to tell the world that we're not gonna take it anymore. I know a lot of the folks will be kind and yell about reforming the code with lower rates and the FAIRTax, but I'm taking further. I propose to totally scrap the entire system and shut down most of government. No more confiscatory tax policies, ever! No more handouts, ever!

Why Patriotic Dick Cheney is RIGHT

2009-04-08T07:36:00.000-07:00

An Open Letter to the most patriotic man on earth, Former Vice President Richard Cheney:

I love you, Dick Cheney. History loves you as well. When you said that America has become weaker in the first few months of the Hussein Obama administration, you were right on! It was unpopular, yes. So what? You are following your instincts which say that you must do what it takes to protect America from those who wish to harm it.
Mr. Former Vice President, I'm scared. We are being taxed to death. We are being subjected to harsh tree-hugging environmentalists who are killing our jobs. We are being sold out by a Secretary of State and president who are apologizing to Secular Europe. The tools that are being used to get information out of the terrorists are being taken away from our fighting men who were doing a great job at preventing future attacks. The Surge was working. Our fighting machines are going away.

So what do we do now Mr. Former Vice President? I'm telling you what I'm doing. I'm building a survival hut stocked with cash, food, water, weaponry, ammunition and the entire Rush Limbaugh audio and video library. I'm preparing for when these anti-Americans, anti-life, anti-Christians/Hebrews are coming to get me and my family.
God Bless you for all your efforts. I so love you.
-Bill Orvis White

What Global Warming?

2009-04-07T05:03:00.000-07:00

OK, I'm freezing my fat butt off in April in the South. That goes to show you that Global Warming is a hoax. End of discussion. Fire up the coal plants. Throw more fuel and water into the nuke reactors. Drill for more oil, baby and shut up about how we're losing ice shelves in places that we could care less about. Oh yeah, burn up all the docudramas that have scientific proof that we have an environmental crisis. Find the Secular Progressive whimps who write and make up this crap and jail them. You enviro-whacko-nuts and berries-vegetarian-Godless morons can go climb up in those ole rotted-out trees to live until I come over and chop the things down.

Y'all are weak and are making us weaker. Now we have a president who wrecked the economy through environmental regulations and high taxes. How do y'all feel now?

WTF?

2009-04-03T06:40:00.001-07:00

I don't do today's abbreviations and jargon much, but I'm going to do it now: WTF?
What is Hussein Obama doing trying to make nicey-nice with Secular Europe? OK, you SPs out there are probably saying that Sarkozy fella is different, but once a whimpy French Godless "Man" always a whimpy French Godless "Man." After giving away our secrets and strength, Hussein goes over to suck it up to the French people who hate us for our freedom and power. I'm sorry, but why didn't we invade France right after World War II? They're snobby. They're Secularists. They failed to stare down Hitler. They kicked the Hebrews out. They have no idea how to hunt so they eat snails to survive. They get drunk on their girly wine. What good ever came out of Peace-At-Any-Price France? Oh, there is one: Nuclear Power! Yeah, baby! You woose-asses actually got one thing right, but you what do you power up? Your rotten restaurants? In short, France sucks and we have an installed president who caves into them. Oh sweet Baby Jesus and God, what's this world coming to?

And I saw what that slobby leader of England said. He said that we aren't going to listen to Washington anymore. Well, I don't listen to Washington, I listen to Jackson, Mississippi, God, Jesus and Bill Orvis White's instincts. Rugged individualism I say! So Mr. Slobby England with yer funny accent, go ahead and don't listen to Washington. Listen to your Queen, you whimp. If you don't respect us in America, then we don't need you.

This G-20 thing was a waste of time. I'm sure my taxes went to pay for these intellectual leaders to get together and put on this phony show for the world. Come back home Hussein and let's work on removing you from office so that Mike Huckabee can come in and clean up your huge mess!

If I had choices

2009-04-01T07:15:00.000-07:00

This song speaks to me like no other. "If I had choices/I wouldn't be here today." It brings tears to my eyes. For those who don't know, I did a 360 with my 150 into a Mississippi ditch over 30 years ago. My life was a mess at the time with my drinking. I must have gone through 3-5 Jim Beams fifths each week. My life changed forever when Jesus pulled me out of that truck. To make my long story short, I went to night school to become a plumber. But that's about me. Just click on this George Jones classic and enjoy.

Why Bill O'Reilly Still Matters

2009-03-31T08:58:00.000-07:00

I came across a great interview with FOX News' Bill O'Reilly on Yahoo and it just reminded me of why I love Bill O'Reilly so much. So many folks like me watch him because he speaks the truth and fights for the values of the average tax-paying guy like me. No one's hardly watching any of the other channels because they mock us for who we are. People like Bill White represent the mainstream of America. We believe in a small government where it's just about a strong military and nothing else! We believe in strong churches where we teach respect through the Lord Almighty! So as mainstream newspapers fall like dominoes and people like Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity are out there, I guess that there's hope for a better tomorrow. Do I hope that this president fails? Yes! Because we sometimes have to taste the bitterness of far, far liberal policies in order to understand that small government with no taxes is the answer.

I'm sorry folks, but here we go again with people like Hillary Clinton apologizing for America to Secular Europe. This War on Terror is meant to last at least 50 years. That woman scares me. She extremely dangerous by going on overseas soil to tell those Godless humans that we have been wrong! When will we wake up and realize that Islamo-fascists are coming to get us? We need to be ready. Instead, we have a leader going over there to tell them that we're willing to give up our own soil for them to come over and turn this into a Godless Socialistic nation! Where's the outrage?

Birds 'n bees

2009-03-26T16:51:00.000-07:00

I loved raising my boys Dale and Kyle, but I confess the worst time was when my wife Delores made me have "that talk" with them. One night many years ago when Dale was 13 and Kyle was 11, I set them down and said, "Boys, you know you have a sausage between yer legs."
"Can I eat it, Daddy?" Kyle queried. "Like that Jimmy Dean does?"
"Nah, not the same kinda sausage, boy. It's like a sausage." I told 'em.
"Why does my sausage squirt funny milk instead of wee-wee, Daddy?" Dale asked.
"Oh boy, this is gonna be tough," I tole 'em.
"Well, I'll get to that later, big boy. For now, I just tell you that you have a sausage and yer mama don't," I said.
"Really? Then what she got?" Kyle asked.
"She got a straight ole carpet where I put my sausage to rest and I tell ya, it make Daddy feel good," I confessed.
"Eww, Daddy that's gross!" Kyle screamed.
"Well, when you find a mama to marry, you'll like it. Trust me," I promised.
"You both know that your sausage grows," I said. "And when your sausage grows a lot and you rub it, then that's why that funny milk comes out, Dale. Just try not to do it.That funny milk has seeds that you can't see in it. Those seeds get planted in yer mama's carpet which then make babies. I hope you both make lots of boys that I can learn them to shoot deer just like you both like to do now."
"But Daddy, I like to rub my sausage. It feels gooood," Dale confessed.
"Well,it's against God and that's all!" I yelled with tears streaming.
"So, now boys, that sausage means that you're a man and you're in charge," I said. "So when you have your own mama, you make her stay at home, make you feel good, clean yer clothes and cook your meals. If you're lucky, yer mama will teach your boys at home. Well, that's it boys.That's our birds 'n bees talk."
You see, we don't need government teaching sex in schools. I did it years ago and my boys are still livin' with me. Kyle spends hours in his room with his buddy Fred making loud grunting noises. Dale spends a lot time in his room alone drilling holes and fills them with whipped cream. They turned out great.

Why there will be a President Huckabee in March '10

2009-03-25T05:26:00.000-07:00

I was sitting down after eating Delores' cherry pie when the president came on my TV last night. I confess that this is probably the beginning of the end. He looked nervous trying to answer questions from those secular progressive reporters who seemed to be doing their jobs for the moment. I'm sure they'll go back to idolizing him very soon.

By this time next year, I know the country will make the right choice by telling the president to resign leading the way for Mike Huckabee to take his place. Everyone knows that this big government agenda is not working and before it gets even more out of control, we must stop him. If I had to give a grade out, it would have to be an F-. Dale got a few of those in school which I didn't really care about because I knew that he was going to fail anyway. So, I told Dale, "Look, you're no good at this English thing. No big deal. Just find a trade and stick with it." So, he found out that he's good at welding. Dale got straight A's in that and now look at him. Dale goes around town welding signs. You see, God and Baby Jesus assign you certain things in life. They knew that George W. Bush was destined to be the best president ever. This president we have now operated against nature. Barack Hussein Obama was chosen to help his folk out back home in that big ole city of Chicago. But, a bunch of secular progressives in the big corrupt political machine up there saw to it to go against nature and find a way to make the president. Somehow a bunch of people voted who were either illegal or illegitimate voted this guy into office. I'll say it again: Why didn't they investigate Virginia and North Carolina? It's just plain wrong. You know something: I will be right just like Rush, Ann, Sean, Bill, Laura, Dennis, Michael and all the rest who go out there as good Christian/Hebrew soldiers fighting for the right values.

Dom. Lib. Media Culture

2009-03-20T05:13:00.000-07:00

After seeing that the president showed up on the Jay Leno show, I had to write a few thoughts here. This is total evidence of the Dominant Liberal Media Culture. Rush always talked about this and he is so on the money. Everyone is falling all over this and gloating today (March 20, 2009). It just makes me sick. Would GW, Cheney, Rev. Warren, Ann Coulter, Toby Keith or Rush himself get this star softball treatment? The answer is of course, NO! God-fearing, Christ-centered folks like me -- and there are millions -- feel alienated because the liberal media worlds in New York and Los Angeles make fun of the values that we hold dear. All you have to do is read the papers or watch that Couric lady on TV and you'll see that they cheerlead for more gun control and big government. So when I see blatant liberal bias like I did on the Jay Leno program, I feel sick to my stomach. Yes, Leno had McCain and gorgeous Sara on, but this is the president of the free world. Yeah, Leno acted like he was speaking for us, but that was a set-up to get people on Obama's side so that he will pass his big government agenda down our throats to take away our guns and sign us all up for a Soviet-style health care system. I'm not waiting in an emergency room for three days after I shoot my foot off from trying to find dinner. No way, Mr. President! Where's the outrage over this! Can't anyone see that Obama is swinging through liberal California to sell higher taxes to the country? What has this world come to?

Culture of life

2009-03-10T09:28:00.000-07:00

How about someone who fights for a culture of life?

I say it every single day: "What's happening to this country?" I don't want to say it every single day, but I have to these days. You see, we went from being a country that celebrates life to one that celebrates death. My hero GW Bush said no using human eggs as if they were the main dish over at Denny's on Washington Avenue in Ocean Springs. I'm sorry, but all you scientists and school-read folks out there are plain sick. Anyone who knows about a Christ-centered life knows that this stem cell thing is wrong and out of control. What's next? Are they going to duplicate people like robots? I'm telling you that the world really won't need men like that red-headed lesbian from the New York Times writes about. Those mad secular progressive scientists will just sit in their laboratories producing copies of lesbian women who will turn this once-great nation into one big gay commune in a few years.

That's why I love that Boehner fella from Ohio. Now if you're ever gonna do any duplicatin', copy this he-man up a million times, gentlemen. Just look at him. He's muscular, trim, tanned and ready to fight the liberals to the death. If we had thousands of John Boehners running this great land, we wouldn't have any crime. The evildoers like these scientists would be put away so that they couldn't do any more harm to our future.

I like a guy who fights for America's values, not some over-educated Harvard-type who talks down to you as if you just stumbled out of the Mississippi Delta over having your head under water for a few days. I'm not sure what I'm writing here, but I'm hot under my plumber's overalls. God Bless, Bill Orvis White