Thursday, December 22, 2011

My 12 Days of Christmas

I have my own 12 Days of Christmas. Yes, I love to type in that word, "Christmas!" I'm going to type it again and again and you, Hussein Obama, cannot arrest me! Here is it: Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

On the first day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me...
A liberal in an Oak Tree.
On the second day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me...
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree.
On the third day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me...
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me…
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me…
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me
8 Callistas-a-milkin’
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me..
9 oil rigs
8 Callistas-a-milkin’
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me…
10 privatized plans
9 oil rigs
8 Callistas-a-milkin’
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me….
11. mops for children
10 privatized plans
9 oil rigs
8 Callistas-a-milkin’
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Newt Gingrich gave to me…
12 Viagra tablets
11. mops for children
10 privatized plans
9 oil rigs
8 Callistas-a-milkin’
7 free market solutions
6 Newts-a-laying
5 Tiffany rings
4 conservative judges
3 used Bibles
2 ex-wives
And a liberal in an Oak Tree

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