Monday, September 26, 2011
Why Herman will be president
OK, let's tell the truth here: Herman Cain listens to Bill White because Bill White has always been right. Why is it that Herman just won the Straw Poll and is easily on his path to the White House? It's because WE THE PEOPLE are sick and tired of Washington's politics as usual. It's high time that someone like Mr. Cain becomes the president because he's not only like us, but he's someone who pulled himself up and has been living the American dream. THAT IS WHY HERMAN CAIN WILL BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! THIS IS WHAT'S CALLED LEADERSHIP, PEOPLE!
My only words of advice for Herman right now are:
ANNOY THE MEDIA!
DOUBT THE NAYSAYERS WHO SAY THAT THE FLORIDA STRAW POLL DOESN'T MATTER!
DO NOT SLEEP, JUST KEEP GETTING OUT THERE AND TOUCH THE PEOPLE, HERMAN! THIS IS YER MOMENT! WE WILL NOT FORGET YOU, HERMAN!
I'm proud to say that I have been on the Cain Train before it left the station!