Monday, May 16, 2011
It's a fact that me and Roosevelt were the first people on the planet to endorse Herman Cain for president. I think we knew Herman was qualified for president even before Herman himself knew. Herman just needed someone like me who is always right to tell him.
Now, I don't like that Comedy Central channel with all of its liberalism for the most part. Sometimes I watch it if Mr. Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy are on. But, I want folks to join me in getting Herman on that Colbert fella's show. I know that "Mr." Colbert mocks us conservatives, but a lot of folks watch him. So, if WE THE PEOPLE can get Mr. Cain on that Colbert fella's show, more people will get to see Mr. Cain and give him the bump just like what happened to the honorable Governor Huckabee three years ago.
So now that Mr. Cain listened to people like me and Roosevelt, get behind us and DRAFT HERMAN TO GET THE COLBERT BUMP!
Also, guess what, Roosevelt and me are packing up the 150 and heading to Atlanta to see Mr. Cain make his official announcement for running for president!!!!!!!! WOO-HOO! We will see you there Atlanta!
Monday, May 2, 2011
OK, so they say Saddam Hussein's partner-in-crime is dead. Their cousin, Hussein Obama, is now going around making the hit all about him. Me, me, me, me, I'm Hussein Obama and I killed Usama bin Laden - WRONG! This is just a blip on the radar and WE THE PEOPLE can see right through what this installed-president is doing. It's all about next year's election. Look at me, I'm Hussein Obama, a Kenyan-born anti-colonialist who was installed as president that that I can implement Shariah Law on America while naively rushing in members of al-Qaeda through Mexico and Godless/Gunless Canada. Oo-wee! C'mon folks, can't you see that this is a big show put on my 'Lil Hussein?
Why are we forgetting the more important victory that took place in 2006? It was the death of the real mastermind, Saddam Hussein, the man who worked closely with Usama as a lieutenant to carry off September the 11th? Where were you when the world stood still and where were you when Saddam Hussein was rightfully hanged for all of his crimes?
OK, now where's the body? Hmm, I thought so. Y'all can't answer that one. Is Saddam's brother really dead and should we really care if he is? They say the body is at sea. It's probably out there with the real longform birth certificate and college records.
Big deal that we got Usama. He wasn't the real deal. Plus, there are millions of jihadists running around the earth ready to inflict pain on the West at any given moment. WE THE PEOPLE can easily see through Hussein Obama's charade.
Amen and God Bless