Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Love the sinner



Now, I love the gays because they're part of life. I even like this Elton John fella who I followed for most of my life. I'm just not comfortable with his personal choices and things that he says off the stage - especially about religion. Now, I hear that he has a baby in the house with his "husband."

"But Bill, Elton and his partner are in love and they'll make great parents. You're so ignorant," says any of you secular-progressives out there.

Well, you have a right to express your incorrect feelings and I have a right to express my accurate opinions so help me God!

Like I said a million times before: I'm not politically correct and I could care less. The last time I checked it was supposed to be a free nation whereby I can say what I want so as long as no one gets hurt. Well, I'm here to say that homosexuality is like cannibilism and that's that. I don't need to say any more than that. It's how I feel and it's a centerpiece of my crusade.

Just because Mr. Elton over there in England, Italy or in that secular part of Atlanta has a "husband" who is lean, muscular, tanned with a square jaw and dresses nice, doesn't make him so darn special and doesn't give him the right to say that God is dead. When he says that, he's committing an abomination and ultimately, treason. Now, he's just some guy who sings and plays piano, so he cannot do as much damage as Bawney Frank. But enough folk listen to what he says where he can contribute to moral decay whereby the gays concentrate on decorating their fox holes in the military to putting up those steamy bathhouses where unlimited sexual debauchery happens.

The Lord Almighty will judge Mr. Elton on his actions. We will see how that one turns out.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

My guvna


First Miss Sarah. Then Miss Christine. Now it's Haley. I'm sick and tired of the far left mainstream media going after women and men of fine upstanding moral character. All over that Socialist PMSNBC yesterday was trash talk about my governor, the Honorable Governor Haley Barbour. Governor Barbour is a man who believes in faith, family, country and Pat Boone.

How dare those secularists Scarborough and his anti-American friends falsify everything Haley meant. Let me explain you traitors: Governor Barbour and hundreds of others like him in Yazoo City knew from the get-go that the Klan lost its way. WE KNEW THEY WERE WRONG AND WOULD RUN THEM OUT OF TOWN! Guess what? You wouldn't know that by watching PMSNBC!!!!!! All you would get is them saying that Haley and the rest of us in Mississippi are racists. WRONG! Come on down here, Mr. Scarborough and meet Roosevelt, a man of color who I have been proud to call my best friend for over 30 years!!!!! Roosevelt is far more dedicated to the Ronald Reagan legacy than you ever will. Plus, Roosevelt is a God-fearing family man who believes in low/no taxe$, a culture of life, honor, duty, country more than anyone at PMSNBC and FOX News combined!

So Haley was looking at the girls rather than listening to Dr. King. It's nature you moron liberals! I was looking at girls, too. You know who was listening? Roosevelt. Today, Roosevelt carries a lot of what Dr. King said and guess what, you idiots: Roosevelt says that Doctor King would be a conservative these days! YES! Dr. King would be for the FAIR Tax, family values and dollars for the churches.

So, where does anyone get off trashing one of this country's best governors ever? It's because Haley Barbour is a Southern white conservative religious gentleman. THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO EXPLAIN THIS! This fine governor grew our state and has fought for fairer taxation, educational choice, jobs and my rights as a businessman. So, GIVE 'EM HELL, HALEY! RUN FOR PRESIDENT AND ANNOY THE SECULAR FAR LEFT MEDIA THAT WANTS TO DO YOU IN!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Why is FOX News Number One?

The dominant liberal media culture has always been around with Communists like Edward "I never met a Pinko that I didn't like" Murrow through the Cronkite and Rather years all the way up to Socialist-Democrat Party members Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann.

When Rush brought back talk radio, he created an alternative to this dominant liberal media culture that subverted the country through "investigative reporting." Folk like Roger Ailes took the idea to television and brought it to the masses who realized that there is finally a news outlet that they can identify with and the proof has been in the pudding for over a decade.

It's a fact that this has been a conservative center-right nation from its founding. Over the past 70 years, we have had Hollyweird and the left-wing media shove leftist values down our throats with movies and TV programming filled with the enviro-whackos' view of the world, anti-family values, anti-religiousness, anti-businessism and pro-taxism.

It was a disgrace how the left-wing media viewed conservatives like Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Phyllis Schlafly, Antia Bryant and the Rev. Jerry Falwell while giving the Kennedys, Jimmah Carter, Bill Clinton and now Hussein Obama the star-glitzy Hollyweird royal red carpet treatment.

Finally, FOX News came along and called out the leftists onto their red carpet. Let's look at the results: Most of the sane members of this nation watch FOX News and only the blowhard elites in the Godless Northeast and Left Coast are watching the other cable news nets.

Facts are facts and no one can argue with them. FOX News is THE news leader because they tell the truth and the others have a leftist agenda which is harmful to this once-free nation.

Let's look at the recent election night. Who won? What? I didn't hear you, you stupid secular-progressive September 10th fools! OF COURSE IT WAS FOX! And now FOX will be doing something dynamic that no other network can do: they will be picking the 2012 GOP presidential nominee this upcoming year! Stay tuned and watch this unprecedented phenomenon. I cannot wait to see how this unfolds with Glenn, Sean, Bill O', Greta, Ann, Brian, the Dooce and rest of the gang. Take that, you Godless secular-progressive idiots at the other networks!

Sunday, December 12, 2010

The New SCOTUS

I know that y'all know what SCOTUS stands for - The Supreme Court of the United States. I'm here to tell everyone about The New SCOTUS: The Southern Coalition of the United States.

I've been talking about The Southern Coalition for years, but lately, I've seen people giving it a bad rap. Why? They think that the idea is racist. Well, I'm here to tell y'all that the critics are racist. They don't want opportunity for all. They just want handouts for some and those handouts come from the achievers. The Southern Coalition would put an end to all of this nonsense.

Supporters of the Southern Coalition of the United States are not racist by any means. My best friend, Roosevelt is a fine African-American man who is a huge supporter of this coalition idea. WE THE PEOPLE in the South feel that the federal government in Washington has grown way too much and has invaded our decisions down here. This is not about returning to the Confederacy which was right in its day when it came to how the North was using our dollar$ for its own gain. We’re in a similar position today. From Texas to the GA Coast up to Tennessee and down to Louisiana and Florida, we thrive better than the rest of the country. If these great states banded together to say, “We are going to be a force of one where we state the trade issues, currency, health care laws, enviro laws and education.” For far too long, Washington politicians have been dictating a rabidly liberal secular ideals down our throats.

Folk like me and Roosevelt say enough is enough. Enough of Bawney Frank handing out home loans to deadbeats. Enough of Nancy Wiccan Pelosi forcing debauchery down our throats. Enough of Hussein Obama raising taxe$ on us! Enough of Harry Reid telling us that we’re stupid. If you love your state and country, then you would be a supporter of the Southern Coalition of the United States. Am I nuts? I’m nuts about freedom. I’m nuts about jobs. I’m nuts about opportunity. I’m nuts about prosperity for all!