Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Ode to Glenn


Glenn Beck is a modern-day Paul Revere who, instead of riding on a horse, is on a patriotic newschannel, warning Americans of the impending doom of Hussein Obama's radical and reckless liberal agenda.

Fortunately, there are enough patriots who are listening to Glenn's common sense presentations.

The results of Glenn's hard work will show up on the morning of November 3, 2010 when folk like me get to take their country back.

Take the country back? From what, Glenn and Bill? Here's our answer: We are taking our country back from those who hate it including HUSSEIN OBAMA, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID, BARNEY FRANK AND RICHARD DAWSON!

When the Honorable Rep. Boehner takes the gavel from that lesbian Communist witch Pelosi, a fleet of F150s will descend upon Washington honking horns with patriots in them screaming for joy! Toby will be singing about rightfully putting a boot in their assess and Glenn, yes Glenn will have a statue erected next to the Washington monument. What? A monument? Yes, a monument, because history will say that Glenn Beck saved this nation from the tyranny of a Godless Kenyan Muslim plant and his filthy helpers in the media and in Washington!

If you read enough of what I put out there on the Internets, I talk a lot about Christian religious freedom. I just went over to this Townhall site and what I read shocked me. Many gays are bashing Christians. This is what I'm talking about people. If you don't believe me, go on over to the eye-popping article.

Friday, October 15, 2010

We will STOP IT AT THE BORDER!

It's official. We The People in the Tea Party are going to win enough seats to begin the challenge to stop Obamacare! When I heard this, I nearly spit out Delores' cherry pie this morning! Delores says that I have a certain kick in my step and around 9 a.m. I may put off a few calls to spend some time with my bride upstairs if you know what I mean.

I think somehow I made a difference by telling people here in town, at church, at all the rallies about how Hussein Obama is a Kenyan Muslim plant who is hellbent on destroying our free markets to make way for Sharia Law in this country.

Now, I'm hearing and reading that states rights is going to be healthy, strong and ready to fight Obamacare which means this Socialistic plan will fail miserably - giving We The People time to inform our honorably elected congressmen the time and resources to start impeachment hearings.

In a very short time, We The People will get to choose our schools, doctors and F150s that patriotically consume patriotic oil. Taxe$ will be low or non-existent and just about everything will be privatized except for my aunt's Medicare, Social Security, Medicaid and any other assistance that her hard-working husband (who went to Georgia Tech on the GI Bill) earned, dammit!

My dreams are finally coming true and it's because more folk are listening to me. Amen and God Bless!