Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I love oil



I love oil. There, I said it and it feels good. Oil makes common sense. Wind, solar? What? Gimme a break. Let's be real here, you dumb Secular Progressive Enviro-whimps. You see that bird up there covered in it. It's not sad. It's the sign of freedom. In fact, we should think about replacing the eagle with this fella.

"Bill, you're an honorable man who goes by the Good Book word for word," you might say. "How can you be so insensitive to a poor little bird."

"Guess what, you idiot...birds have meat and in this photo, there's meat under that patriotic oil!" I say!

I know in my heart and mind that Lil Hussein, that despicable self-installed president of this once-free nation conspired with you dumb enviro-whackos to puncture this patriotic oil rig. I know it! Don't question me! I read enough to know that that Communistic group Greenpeace is behind this disaster. They wanted to do this with Lil Hussein to stop the Drill Baby Drill program instituted by my vice president, the Honorable Richard B. Cheney and his patriotic co-workers.

Time will prove that Bill White is right. Bill White was right about The Surge. Bill White was right about the patriotic tax cuts instituted by my president, the Honorable George W. Bush. It's just that Mr. Bush lost his way on very few things like giving seniors health care -- I think that his daddy (who also lost his way) made W do that one. Other than that, the bad economy was Jimmah, Bubba and Lil Hussein's faults.

Any way, oil is here to stay, you enviro-psychos. My 150 loves the oil just as must as that bird up there loves being covered in it. That's one patriotic bird which symbolizes the hard work that patriotic BP is doing for us. Sure, the Feds cannot cap off the oil spew because they can't do it! It's the private sector that can do these things. Government should just be Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard and nuclear-proof museums that house Toby Keith and NASCAR memorablia.

God Bless,
Bill

Monday, May 17, 2010

My Communist Neighbor and other thoughts



Why should this homosexual woman be dropped from the Supreme Court nomination? Because Newt said so.

My far left liberal neighbor Jared from New York said, "Why do you believe everything Newt Gingrich has to say?"
I said, "Newt knows everything, you Stuck-On-Stupid Democrat from the Godless Northeast who lost all his money on Wall Street and is now stuck in Mississippi with his wife who makes all the money in the house."

OK, maybe I was tough on Liberal Jared, but hey, someone's gotta try to make a man out of him. I mean, I respect the man who worked so hard with all of the other men on Wall Street to make money, but it's like Jared now has no manliness in him. His wife Sharon is a nurse and is the breadwinner. That's wrong. She should be home teaching the five kids they should have had by now.

Anyway, Newt knows everything. Why? Because and that's all I have to say. Well, Newt changed the way Washington did business when Bubba was in the White House messing things up with his job and in his pants. If Newt actually got Bubba to leave town and he took charge, then I know the World Trade Center towers would still be standing today.




Now, onto this homosexual woman that Hussein Obama wants on the Sup Ct. Newt says that she's anti-military because she wouldn't let patriotic recruiters who I see at the mall all the time -- onto that elitist Harvard campus in the Godless Northeast. Oh my Lord is this "woman" just plain dumb! Let me see: the honorable U.S. military wants to make men out of a bunch of pencil neck geeks who read books and this "woman" doesn't want that to happen? Yes, Newt, that is anti-military! We need to find a way to stop this madness!

Here I am in my shed crying for what was once a great nation that had a great military and now we are weakenining it with social engineering nonsense! I pray that the Honorable Senator Orrin Hatch becomes a new firewall to stop this woman.

Thank God for Newt Gingrich for talking common sense.
I wish Newt could meet my Communist neighbor and talk some sense into him, but for now, Jared has me. I'm sure I can fix Jared just like a stuck valve.

God Bless, Bill

Thursday, May 6, 2010

I must say something



OK, I know it's been a while since I posted here. With the Twitterin' and posting on other blogs, I found that I haven't been here in a while. Lately, I have had way too much to say. Delores thinks I need a good fishing trip to my aunt's in Georgia, but it's too hard to just set here and do nothing.

Where do I start? Lil Hussein is up to his old tricks again by starting an oil spill so that we cannot drill here, drill now. Anyone who knows how good companies like patriotic BP and Halliburton are, knows that they don't make mistakes like that-no sir. Companies with hard working men like them have the latest in drilling technology to get the resources that we need to power up this once-free nation. You see, it's such a joke when Lil Hussein and his tree hugger radical supporters talk about wind farms and solar panels. Those dang things never worked. I remember back in the day when I was on the drug and drink, Jimmah Carter tried that solar thing at the White House - what a joke. Now his Islamic parter-in-crime is doing the same thing, but much worse this time by causing an oil spill and then doing nothing about it. I pray that the Honorable Mr. Boehner, the Honorable Mitch McConnell and Dennis Miller investigate Lil Hussein's misdeeds in the Gulf.

OK, then we have this Times Square bomber. Look at how stuck-on-stupid September 10th Secular Progressive Democratic McFlys in Godless New York and Washington acted. They said that they thwarted this dirty jihadist: WRONG! Tell us the truth! Tell us the truth! You morons cannot admit that this cousin of Hussein Obama's from Pakistan was within seconds of blowing up most of New York City! Now, I feel for you New Yorkers after 9-11 and all, but folk like Bill Orvis White will not save you when the jihadist storm Battery Park and take y'all over! No sir, because I'll be saving Mississippi from my bunker filled with canned pork 'n beans, gold, water, weapons and Sean Hannity tapes.

When will y'all get it? I don't think you ever will! We are living in dangerous times and this installed-president is having a party!

I have been calling for this "man" to be removed. Will anyone out there join me? He's an Indonesian Kenyan-born jihadist plant who will have these dirty disgusting filthy people take over America. Very soon, we will be speaking Arabic and taking off time for Ramadan in our gov't-run schools.

America, wake up!!!!!!!