Saturday, January 30, 2010

He always lies

This Internet things can be a bad and good thing. It's bad because too many seculars get on here shouting about how great it is to drink, do drugs and have homosexual "sex." When I come across such disgusting filth, I pray and cry every single dang time.

The good thing about this Web contraption with all of its pipes is that there are God-fearing Christians like me to fight the far left. This week proves it. Barack Hussein Nobama, our installed illegitimate president who is taking a vacation from history by killing this once-free country, decided to have a meeting with our patriotic self-reliant Republicans. Lil Hussein crashed their party which was going quite well as the Honorable Representative John Boehner was putting down his credit card for a new home tanning machine and a year's supply of patriotic Marlboro cigarettes.

There came Lil Hussein with his fancy Kenyan Muslim (non oil-producing Muslim type) swagger and took to their patriotic podium to chastise these wholesome patriots for doing their duty to Real America--which is by saying NO to big government-run health care, Socialism, secularism, anti-militarism, taxism, homosexualism and environmentalism.

I cried as patriotic Representative Tom Price asked our temporary "leader" what he should say to his people back home when they ask, "Why didn't you do anything on health care?" Lil Hussein bashed this great man by telling Mr. Price that he's an obstructionist and won't play with him on this Socialistic health care thing. Lil Hussein: YOU LIE, AGAIN!!!!! Mr. Price offered all kinds of market-based solutions to your Socialistic program and YOU SHUT HIM OUT!!!!! Mr. Price told Lil Hussein that insurance companies will offer 3% discounts if their members joined a church. He also told this "stuck-on-stupid" president that if Americans proved their allegiance to our military by supporting patriots like Vice President Richard B. Cheney, they will get a special sticker to put in the back window of their patriotic pickup truck, SUV or minivan. These are solid incentives that will solve this so-called health care crisis. Please, what crisis are we in anyway, Hussein?

Mr. Hussein Nobama, this proves that you are not only a liar, but you're not a Christ-centered individual. You seek to destroy patriots like Rep. Tom Price for your own conceited negligent Marxist agenda!!!! The truth is that your plan will tax us all out of existence and reward deadbeats. This is called massive income redistribution and good folk like me and Tom Price aren't going to let this happen. The truth here, "sir," is that you are taking care of your own lefties who are destroying this once-great and free nation. So, what's Mr. Price to do when you lie and tell everyone that he's done nothing. HUSSSEIN NOBAMA: YOU LIE YOU LIE YOU LIE YOU LIE.

I'm calling on Rep. Boehner to move to a speedy impeachment and removal hearing. If this doesn't happen soon, I urge all Southern Congressmen and Governors to hold an important closed door meeting to make a resolution to move towards secession.

God Bless,

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Sorry State of the Union

I viewed the Lil Hussein "speech" last night with my usual disgust. No, the cherry pie was not thrown at my 19-incher TV in this here shed. I had some restraint. If anyone followed my tweets, some of this is old news.

Where do I start? Lil Hussein put on the worst speech in the history of this once-free land. He is by far the worst president that this entire world has seen - pure and simple. The Community-Organizer-In-Chief (with still no experience) wrote the worst anti-free market/pro-Socialistic speech in the history of mankind. Every disgusting word is based in lies and Godlessness. There was no mention about going after the jihadists and preserving a culture of life. The whole rotten thing was about how he wants to control your life from your health care to education to what government agency you should work for.

The only time my blood wasn't boiling was when I saw He-man John Boehner on my TV. That man is the future and I cannot wait to see how he fights the liberal troika of Wiccan Pelosi, Brain-Damaged Reid and Nobama in the next year. But, my friends, there is a lot of work to do and I intend to strengthen my crusade against Godlessness and Socialism. I will write my Congressmen about how this administration is further destroying our Republic. I for one, WANT MY COUNTRY BACK! Yes, it has been taken away, hijacked by the far left pro-terrorist elements of our society.

Here's my suggestion on what Lil Hussein should have said and it would have only taken may 10 minutes:

I, Barack Hussein Obama, will resign the office of the presidency effective noon tomorrow. I will also ask my Godless Vice President, the Dishonorable Joseph C. (Communist) Biden, Wiccan installed-Speaker Pelosi, Brain-Damaged Harry Reid, my cabinet and every "Stuck on Stupid" Democrat in the House and Senate to do the same. I will call on either the Honorable Governor Palin or Huckabee to assume the role of President of the United States of America whereby a culture of life, liberty and the pursuit of happyness will prevail! We will place God-fearing conservative folk in the House and Senate where they will kill the Socialistic health care plan as well as the dumb jobs bill that I proposed. Next, they will slash taxes and institute the FAIRTax - which is OK, but still might not be enough to stimulate the economy that I wrecked. When I board the government-paid chopper at 12:15pm on January 28, 2010, I will direct the pilot to take me to Guantanamo Prison where I will become a prisoner and allow myself to be waterboarded along my fellow jihadists by the Honorable Richard B. Cheney. I admit that I was a plant-someone ready to overtake this once-free country and turn it into a weak Socialistic nation that is about to lose the important Global War on Terror-which is a war that last forever according to the Honorable Donald Rumsfeld who will re-assume his position as Defense Secretary.

Praise Allah,
Barack Hussein Obama

Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Big Court is Right

I just read on my HP here in this shed that the Supreme Court over there in Washington removed restrictions on corporate contributions to candidates. Whoo-hoo!

I'm tired of how far left candidates whine about how they can't raise money. Do you know why they can't raise money? Because they're liberals who wish to destroy American business with high taxes and regulation. What company would want that? It's that simple. Libs can't raise money because their supporters are lazy, shiftless, gov't-dependent folk who never achieved in life. Conservative, God-fearing candidates are able to raise money not only from patriotic corporations, but individuals who achieved in life. Sorry, you far lefty bedwetters: you can't win. The great thing is that the far left Democrat bloodletting that will take place in November, will be even worse than expected. There will probably be enough momentum to begin impeachment hearings on Hussein Nobama and his far left radical agenda. Face it, you dumb "stuck on stupid" Democrats: Game Over. It's time that this once-free nation return from its vacation from history and place leaders in high places who will give us our country back.

The big court made the right decision because there are some smart men who have what is called Common Sense, decency and a dedication to the Bible in which they swore upon to uphold our Constitution. Unfortunately, we have activist Secular Progressive members on the Supreme Court that seriously need to be removed.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010


Not only is the Pelosi-Obama agenda dead in the water, it's a referendum on Lil Hussein's abysmal performance in the last 12 months. But, guess what folks: This is a brief vacation from history. We all must remember that this is beyond temporary. We have three years at the most to fight Socialism before someone like Governor Palin, Governor Huckabee or Vice President Cheney grabs the top spot in our government. I repeat: This is the longest we have to endure because someone like Rep. Boehner can start speedy impeachment hearings which will lead to a very fast removal in the Senate.

Yes, my friends, we can celebrate as the Honorable Senator Brown votes NO against Wiccan Pelosi, Brain-Damaged Reid and Lil Hussein, but we must be more vigorous. I call on Sean, Rush, Glenn, Mr. O'Reilly, the beautiful Miss Coulter to be stronger in their arguments to simply remove this administration that 95% of the country didn't want in the first place.


Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Full circle

It was over 200 years ago when the Patriots in Boston led by our Founding Fathers said "NO" to tyranny of the invaders from the Indians and Secular Europe who wanted to impose huge tax increases and the taking away of religious freedom. Those God-fearing Patriots went to the harbor and made a statement.

Does all this sound familiar? Of course it does! You see, life is that simple. We repeat ourselves. As it says in in Hebrews 9:11, "What thy start and stood up to-shall return henceforth one day."

Here we are in Taxachusetts after more than 200 years of debauchery, statism, taxism and Socialistic rule for the most part (excluding the Honorable Mr. Romney's time in the governor's chair).

Dear Secular-Progressive friends: Your time has come as Camelot takes its final blow. Amen.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Lawyer Up, Boys!

What in God's name is going on? This scum of the Earth tries to blow up a plane and what does Lil Hussein Nobama do? He LAWYERS UP! That's right. Hussein Nobama and his thug helpers in the highest offices in the land, take this disgusting terrorist off the plane and escort him to a spa, give him massages, call girls and of course, lawyers. They're coddling this terrorist thinking that this SOB has more rights than our son, daughters and Chuck Norris. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE FOLKS?!!! I'm not sure if I can take any more of this. I think Lil Hussein and his buddies pray for the terrorists safety and well-being over all others in this once-free land. This Mutallab fella is lawyering up and he's not talking. He needs to be sent to a bigger, stronger Gitmo whereby he faces a military tribunal for a few minutes, taken down to a dungeon where he is waterboarded to extract vital information from him and then he needs to face a firing squad. These suck-up far lefty looney lawyers are dangerous to our way of life. They have no business even being in this country.