Friday, September 25, 2009

My favorite Hebrew



I confess that I threw some pretty good cherry pie at the TV in my shed. I'm not even sure why I tuned into the Ghadaffi, Ahmadinejad and Chavez Show. These three stooges made me way beyond angry at that United Nations. Why is this building on our soil? The same soil where thousands of our fellow Americans perished. I just can't understand what went on this week. Why were these murderers permitted to come onto our soil and lecture the civilized world? These disgusting dictators should have been ushered underground, waterboarded, shocked and put before a firing squad with their victims' hands on the guns' triggers. OH MY LORD! What is going on here? There was one man and one man only who stood up to this circus: Benyamin Netanyahu, a man of decency, honor and principle. Why can't he be our president? This man makes me love the Jewish people even more. If I didn't have these dang bad knees, I would fight for the Israeli Army! What a breath of fresh air!

Instead, we got a parade of foolish dictators and weak, weak Western leaders including our very own Lil Hussein Obama, who told the world that he will lay down like a dead dog to appease evil in the world.

Look at what just happened: An evildoer was ready to pull off another 9-11 on Godless New York's soil! WHAT? I know that there are some good God-fearing people up there, but you never hear from them. The MSM drowns them out and treats us to coverage of far left nutcases like most of those dumb women on that "View" show.

Then, Usama bin Laden is out there again ready to strike. The far left picks on GW Bush that he didn't catch Usama. Well, Lil Hussein, you've been in office (and you really shouldn't have been in office) since January 2009: Where's Usama, you moron! Mark my words right here and now: Usama's plotting with his fellow jihadists-ready to take over the world and what's going on? We're asleep at the wheel. Wake up America!

Monday, September 21, 2009

The MSM takes Glenn on



I had to laugh when I heard that one of the MSM's magazine has Glenn on the cover. When I was in Roy's Gas 'n Go, I saw the silly thing on the mag rack. What a joke. I picked it up and threw it across Roy's counter and into the nacho cheese bucket. Gimme a break with that dumb headline that Glenn's angry. Glenn is far from angry. Glenn only wants what's best for America and her interests. Doesn't anyone get that????!!!! We have lurched too far away from our traditional values in this country. That's why people like me and Glenn are on a crusade to make this country great again with Judeo-Christian values and a strong military. So why oh why is the MSM saying that he's an angry white male? It's because they have an agenda to push affirmative action, sexual promiscuity, drug and the drink on our society. When someone is out there pushing and seeking the truth, the MSM mocks him. It's time for right-ward thinking Christians like me to stand up and say enough is enough. We want our country back.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Where were you on 9-11?



Eight years. I can't believe it's been eight years. It was eight years ago when Usama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein attacked the then-United States of America. Our wonderful president handled the entire tragedy with grace, class and humble style never before seen in such a leader. My president President George W. Bush stepped up to the plate and hit home run after home run for the next seven years by keeping us safe from the ugly jihadists who tried to tear this great nation's fabric. Those evildoers from Iraq took the previous 8 years to plan and execute this vile act. Because my president's predecessor failed to stop these filthy men, my president took the rest of his presidency to fight them head-on while lowering our taxes and creating a culture of life. My president and his helpers including the beautiful, brilliant and talented Condoleezza Rice, the he-man Donald Rumsfeld, the unbelievable Richard Cheney and many others executed a plan called The War on Terror. The War on Terror is a commitment to destroy the evildoers. That commitment lasts forever. Our brave men who are fighting these rotten people on their own soil are doing it because they don't want to see them on our soil.

The War on Terror falls under the umbrella of The Bush Doctrine which says that we will attack you if we think you are going to destroy us. No, we don't need evidence. Do you know why, you dumb September 10th Secular Progressive McFlys? Because September 11, 2001 is all the evidence we ever need!

The Bush Doctrine and the awesome Patriot Act rose from the ashes of 9-11 to defend and protect us from evil. There is no doubt that these much-needed plans and ideas were successful. Not one terrorist came over here to do anything for the next seven years.

Today, we are vulnerable. The far left says that we tortured. We do not torture. We use enhanced interrogation techniques to extract vital information. God, Sweet Baby Jesus, Dick Cheney and comedian extraordinaire Victoria Jackson are the only ones who know how many terrorist attacks were thwarted over the last seven years of the amazing George W. Bush administration.

Today, we are tearing apart the patriotic Bush Doctrine by wasting loads of money and time trying to find out who supposedly tortured. Who cares? Only Hussein Obama cares because his presidency if miserably failing and he needs stupid things like this to make sure no one is looking while he drives his deficit way up.

Facts: No one handed Hussein Obama two wars and a bad economy. He started it. I said it and it's that simple. Don't argue with me because this is the anniversary of 9-11, a tragedy that happened because "President" Bill Clinton had so much lust in his pants, he put his First Member before country. Why couldn't he be removed? Because that magnificent Congress went soft. When they decided not to remove him, I cried in my cherry pie of course. But, the Lord made things better only a few years later when He gave us George W. Bush, a man who restored dignity, honor, trust and duty back to the Oval Office.

History will show that Sweet Victory happened during the amazing Bush years. We defeated al Qaeda and took down an evil dictator and restored peace and democracy to Iraq.

Today, we are waving the white flag of surrender in Iraq by leaving. It says right there that we are rolling out the welcome mat for al Qaeda to come to our shores. God Almighty protect us from the impending doom!

But today, I remember September 11, 2001, a day that didn't need to happen no thanks to far left SP thinking. While all of the MSM concentrates on that awful day, I will stay focused by spreading the word about who caused this tragedy.

God Bless George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. History will also show that Bill Orvis White was always right.

I'm going to spin Alan Jackson's "Where were you when the world stopped turning?" I'll tell you where I was: expanding the economy by digging for pipes.

Love,
Bill Orvis White

There goes my hero


So I was watching Hussein Nobama's horrid health care speech last night groaning in pain more than I ever have. No, it wasn't the duct tape wrapped around me knees that was putting me in such pain. It was Hussein Nobama's lie after lie after lie. Do you know what really got my dander up? The idea that this foreign-born installed president is going to tell me that I have to be forced into buying health insurance! How dare someone - especially this man - tell me what I have to do. I hate to write this, but I'm ready to get out of the business. I'm ready to give up and not contribute to the economy. Yep, I'll have to lay off my apprentices Lil Roy Lee, Julio, Hector and Big Dave. They'll have to go out on the street begging for work because Hussein Nobama made it too expensive for me to employ anyone. That's it, I'm out. Now I know how the work working men in our doctor's offices, hospitals, insurance and drug companies feel: THAT'S IT, WE'RE OUT OF HERE. Don't imagine this happening. It will happen! This is no longer a nightmare, this is reality, folks. Wake up and smell the apple pie that my beautiful wife just made.

Now, there are many in that room that were showing defiance last night. Of course, as you can tell from the photo up top that I have my hero chosen for the night. The honorable Representative Joe Wilson from the beautiful state of South Carolina stepped up to the plate and told it all like it is. Now, I love our immigrants if they met certain requirements like Julio and Hector do. They need to be legal. If they're not legal, then they need to come to people like me or Walmart and work for a low wage to keep prices for hard-working customers low. If they don't want to work for people like me or Walmart, then ship them back and tag them to the patriotic Minutemen so they will remember them if they try to cross the border again. So Joe, I'm with you on standing up to the USS' Dear Leader, but you have no idea what good workers like Julio and Hector are. They lead straight lives by only looking at pretty women and they stay away from the drink.

So while the MSM (mainstream media) drools over this ridiculous highly partisan speech, drop by ole Bill's blog here. Everyone who reads this knows that Bill White is right.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

THE NEW USS


The New USS. "What's that, Bill?" you September 10th Secular Progressive McFlys might be asking.
I'll tell you what it is.
It's the new United Socialist States -- and not of America. I'm sorry, but there is no more America. There is no more land of choice and opportunity. Why am I writing this? Have I gone off the deep end? Am I depressed? Maybe I can say yes to all of this. I'm just holed up here in my shed crying like a 4-year-old child while I see what was once the United States of America turn into a nation bent on weakening itself.
Look at what happened this week. Children were indocrinated by an installed and planted president who is ready to take their little hands and lead them down the path of Communistic thought. Then, the day after, this man is going to address this majority far left Congress and tell them that he's going to force a health care system on everyone. Has he even read the entire document? Did y'all know that Big Brother is going to fine you if you don't have health insurance? Hello everyone! Wake up!
I'm sorry, but this is no longer a free society. Am I optimistic that there will be a bloodbath in next year's election? Yes, but I'm still afraid that we won't be strong enough. I'm afraid that even with a solid Republican majority in Congress, these kind folks will still have to the far left. We're seeing it now with this speech.
I'm tired of speeches. I'm tired of this Kenyan-born dictator coming on my TV all the time talking and talking. That's all he's about. Lord knows patriotic Mr. Cheney and Mr. Bush DID. They didn't get up there and talk all the time. They said they would get Saddam. BANG! They did it! They said they would lower taxes. BANG! DONE! They didn't wait for anyone.
Now, we have this president talking the talk.
This isn't America. This is the new USS.