Thursday, July 2, 2009

The meaning of July 4th



I'm pecking away at my old HP with coffee stains all over the side of it. Is it time for a new fancy thing? Naw. You see I care about where my hard-earned dollars go as I reflect on the meaning of July 4th. I weep for this nation that is sliding down a slippery slope of seculars who want to over-tax responsible folk like me. They want to tell me what doctor I have to see and that good folk need to send their naive kids to government-controlled schools where they teach that it's OK to be gay and hate God. I'm on this blog because I feel that Jesus sent me on the Internet to stop this march towards a hideous secular nation that will be hellbent on waving the white flag to Islamists who want to wipe us off the face of the earth. I get on this ole HP and see what those evildoers are up to. As I look at that stuff, I wonder how this installed-president (whose numbers are thankfully falling fast and will be worse than GW Bush's approval numbers) can even think about sitting down with Ahmadinejad, Chavez, Castro, Mugabe and Leonardo di Caprio.
But July 4th is about Freedom and you know somethin', it ain't free! You should be free not to pay taxes if you're like me and can take care of his family. You should be free to teach your kids anything you want at home. You should be free to not see a doctor or dentist if you don't want to and I don't and I could care less about paying for any health insurance. But, I do respect the hard-working people who run the patriotic health insurance corporations. They're good people who don't need government on their backs ready to shut them down with their own Communist plans. I also love doctors who charge you the full price for anything that they charge because they're hard-working patriotic folks who put themselves through years of tough schoolin' -- well I am suspicious of those doctors from those liberal colleges. Oh yes, and I ran into some kid doctors in the past who are against guns - what a bunch of bedwetting Communists.
On this July 4th, I'll be thinking about those who aren't free in places like Iran. You see, even Iran has a bunch of great people who hate that disgusting Ahmadinejad. I know in my heart that they are good oil-producing Muslims who can give us the supplies that we need. Why can't this Godless president think about invading Iran to free those people to work for us? Because Lil Hussein Obama doesn't have the guts to do it! The Gipper would have gone in. GW would have gone in! Huckabee would have invaded while taking the oath and you know what, Huckabee might do that when he's rushed into the Oval Office when takes over after Hussein's fall from grace.
Here we are just a few months into the failure of a presidency and our nation's independence is ready to fall as a result of this dictator's failed Socialistic policies. I have a major suggestion for my favorite he-man in Congress, the honorable John Boehner: Impeach Now! That is the only way we are going to get this country back on track. With his deep rich tan and filterless cigarettes, Rep. Boehner is the man who can stop the insanity in Washington, D.C.
On this July Fourth, I'm taking Delores and the boys to fireworks, but we are planning staging a massive Hattiesburg Tea Party. I hope y'all come and join us. Secular Progressives can come and maybe become educated on how much hard-working folks are taxed. They all have no idea what it's like to be taxed because they don't work. If they do work, they're doing useless things like writing clueless lefty blogs full of drivel or operating left-wing media outlets like PMSNBC. By they way, can we take that Godless left-wing nut Keith Olbermann and flog him? What a coddled spoiled baby. I'm sorry, but that's a sorry excuse for a man -- plain and simple. He gets on that rotten channel with his Secular Europe eyeglasses and spews hatred and venom at conservatives every night. I have to change the channel and pray that that wonderful Hebrew Bernie Goldberg is on FOX. He was on the other night and I wanted more. You see, Bernie was at CBS for years. While there, he found out that the network was run by anti-Nixon Atheists. Then, he wrote a tell-all book and has been coming on FOX pointing out how there is so much liberal bias on the media. It's like 8 libs to every 1 conservative in the media. I agree, but you would never know it through the MSM - Mainstream Media.
Anyway, I pray that on July Fourth, we all wake up and realize what a great nation this was. We were once safe and had low taxes. Now, we're open to jihadists who want to kill us. We now have a president who wants to throw us all out of work. They're coming to get us, but you know what? I'm ready. I hate to so down on the nation, but to be honest, it's all over. If you're just getting out of gov't-controlled school, you're going to realize that there isn't opportunity because Hussein Obama took it all away. Have a happy July 4th.

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