Why does the MSM have to make such a huge deal over this 100 days thing? Who cares? I'll give you my report card on this disaster:
Foreign dealings: F-
Little Hussein travels to Secular Europe and practically inserts his tongue into every America hater's mouth. He said that he went to England to listen to them. I'm sorry but you don't tell the Brits that you're going to listen to them. You go over there and tell them that there is a War on Terror and you must stay on board. If you don't, then we'll invade your butts and eradicate the Islamists that are multiplying in your sewers. And no, I'm not anti-Muslim for the millionth time! We have the technology to weed out the good apples who can make oil for us and the bad apples who want to kill us.
Oh, then there's France. What more can I say? Sarko might be OK and fall in line, but Little Hussein's not doing that. If I were president, I would say, look, you got a great idea with your nuke plants. Let's put your lazy citizens, North Africans and Polish men to work in them. Y'all could power up half of the world. Oh yeah, stop that silly French cuisine. That food's ridiculous! How about taking the ladies and showing them some good ole fashioned Southern US cooking and the other half can become teachers.
Ah, the great Red Chinese -- good for keeping our prices low at Dollar General and Walmart! Just keep on making my plastics and electronics and y'all will catch onto democracy one day. I'm not worried about the Chinese because they work hard to serve us, but again, Little Hussein might sell out to them and their buddies, the North Koreans.
Somalia-Should have bombed them and explored for oil when we would have taken them over. These pirates are a waste of time and precious money.
Cuba and Chavez- This one I cannot believe. I guess Little Husssein loves his Secular brothers Castro and Chavez. Go get drunk with them, Hussein! They're your pals who won't help you. Hugo's got the oil, but he's sitting on it laughing at you with a fat cigar hanging out of his mouth. Believe me, they'll act like your best buds until they steal everything you got.
Terrorism is the main problem here. You Secular Progressives are so naive. I love and pray for y'all, but you're McFlys who don't get it. Now we have a leader who doesn't get it either. Rogue nations with enemy combatants need to be stared down and taken out. It's plain dumb that we can sit down with Iran, Russia and Pakistan and try to talk our way out. It's like a cat inside of a paper bag -- just pawing at scraps. It just don't make sense to talk with terrorist nations that come on our soil to the Godless United Nations and lecture us, the leaders in this world. But you know something, you idiot SPs, we won't be the leaders because of you and your pro-homosexual, anti-Christian/Hebrew/Good Oil-Producing Muslim leaders. It's time to throw some good ole American coffee down yer throats and defend yerselves!
Wall Street - F-
Little Hussein needs to let the free market work, period. Some of my buddies think that I'm wrong on this, but those hard-working fellas who achieved so much in life, need to have the tools to keep operating. I'm hiding my money in my gun vault for another reason. Hussein is coming after my money and guns. Let the big successful boys clean up the financial mess that was originally created by Bill Clinton.
Oh yes, you failed us on taxes too, Little Hussein. FAIRTax? It's OK, but let's scrap the whole things. You need water? Dig a well! You want some schooling? Get yer MaMa to learn you! You want a doctor for the deep cut? Pay the full price for it at the hospital where your doctor worked so hard to achieve that degree he earned.
Healthcare - F-
Here we go again for more Socialism! I'm scared that Little Hussein is going to confiscate my paycheck to pay for unemployed illegals' healthcare. I propose keeping the illegals to work at Walmart and/or put them in the military. Still, let the hard-working patriotic achieving healthcare companies do what they do best: charging premium premiums for those who can afford because they worked so hard. Me, I don't have no health insurance. I can take care of myself thank you very much. I don't whine like so many of you Secular Progressives do out there.
Schools and Religion - F-
In the early 1960s, Big Gov't kicked God and Baby Jesus out of the schools onto the front doorsteps never to be allowed back in again. Look what happened: Teen pregnancy, abortion, so-called equal rights, drug use and secularism exploded ever since. Just like the MSM newspapers, public schools are failing. Now that we have a far, far, far left gov't in place, the hope for vouchers looks to be dead. The people need to rise up and school themselves or fight like hell to get vouchers going again. Little Hussein is going to impose a Big Gov't education agenda whereby 4-year-olds are going to learn a gay curriculum laced with urgings to smoke the funny weed and to become Communist intellectuals.
The final result:
Little Hussein needs to be removed from the White House and replaced by former Gov. Mike Huckabee. If this doesn't happen, I fear for the union's future. It's no wonder that we might see Texas, Georgia and my home state of MS secede very soon. We don't want the Feds telling us what we can and cannot do with our money.