Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Obama Idol

Hi y'all. I know y'all are saying that I bummed about today. Well, I treated today like any other day. I didn't watch any of that dang inauguration except when I was fixing a shower pipe at the Whitfield's house. Lureen called me over to her television when Rick Warren was on. OK, I cried during his prayer and I cried even harder when I saw Vice President Cheney in a wheelchair and W and his beautiful family leaving Washington. Lureen took good care of me after that. Speaking of, "taking care of..." I will watch that beautiful woman Faith Hill sing at one of the balls tonight. There's some plumbing I'd like to help her out with! Whoo-hoo!
But you know something, I worked for a living today. It kept my mind off of this Obama Idol crap. I'm sorry, but y'all who voted for this Obama fella are treating it like American Idol, a show that promotes the gay agenda. But, all I have to say is God Bless you W, Cheney and your gorgeous families. As I keep writing here, I pray for our future. As that queer Seacrest says (I don't know why Delores watches that Idol show), "I'm out." I bet that Seacrest is "out."

Thursday, January 15, 2009

JOE THE PLUMBER FOR U.S. SENATE

After writing my last post, I came up with a great idea: JOE THE PLUMBER FOR U.S. SENATE IN 2010! When I heard that secular progressive Senator Voinovich was retiring, it got me to thinking. Why not Joe the Plumber? Finally a real man for the real people of Ohio and America. C'mon everyone, let's draft Joe the Plumber! Let me know what you think.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

My friend Joe the Plumber

Open Letter to My Fellow Plumber and Christian Soldier, Joe

Joe, I love you. You're over there doing the right thing. You're fighting for the Hebrews' land. Today, I know that you will return to this country an even greater man by speaking the truth. You said that it's not the media's business to report on war. That was just brilliant! You're standing up to the evildoers and the far, far left-wing media in one shot. Know that God, Jesus and Mel Gibson are making sure that you will make a safe return from that war-torn land. And when you come back, boy, will there be a day and thankfulness for that. I hope that your loved ones will throw a huge Welcome Home/Prayer Party for you. You deserve the attention that you're getting, Joe. Just look at you in this photo that I grabbed from my TV! FOX TV says that it's looking for another "American Idol." Well, sir, I'm lookin' at a real American Idol in that photo up there. You're an Idol who fights for lower taxes, less government, Hebrew and Christian Rights and Males Rights.
Onward Christian Soldier!
God Bless You,
Bill White
Hattiesburg, MS