Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Thoughts on the year and jihadists

How can I agree with all of the misguided, secular progressive fools that 2009 was a disaster? The answer is that we agree on this for different reasons. Liberals say that 2009 was a disaster because of the effects of the Bush years. I say it was a disaster because "Mr." Barack Hussein Nobama was installed into power and immediately wrecked this nation from the moment he screwed up the Oath at his party (oh, inauguration-excuse me). From that very moment on, this once-free nation started on a path to debauchery, Secularism, Socialism, Taxism, Environmentalism, Anti-Business-ism. Nobama coddled dictators Chavez, Castro, Ahamdinejad and Gadaffi. He traveled too much to places where we shouldn't be sending our president including Godless Norway where he took that silly prize that he should never have earned. The jihadists were empowered by Hussein's waving of the white flag in Iraq and then foolishly putting in more troops in Afghanistan where there is no reason to be there because there's no oil to get at. God knows that we need oil to make our cars run and keep the dang lights on! Secular Progressive September 10th McFlys don't get it. They think that windmills will replace patriotic oil. Guess what, you morons: it doesn't work that way! Lil Hussein is dangerous to America. He commits treason with every breath he takes -- just for being him. He hates America. He hates God. He hates life. In short, he's not leading a Christ-centered existence whereby life is respected. Instead he wishes to give more money to Godless scientists who wish to clone more Secular Progressive mean-spirited folk who wish to give up and let the jihadists invade. This is what happened with that airplane in Michigan. Yes, this is Nobama's fault. I told y'all so! I told you that jihadists are coming here and look at what happened. Nobama failed to protect us, so the passengers had to do Nobama's job. God bless the passengers who jumped that evildoer -- even if those passengers might be liberal. If they are, well then, I'll just have to take back that last line. I wrote it here all along that Nobama is weak. He took over and never got the right people to lead those once-patriotic arms of government that actually worked under the Honorable President George W. Bush -- who stared down the thugs during his eight very successful years. Remember President GW Bush kept us safe. Guess what folks: we are not safe under this installed president who might be a plant from Kenya. Is anyone besides the gorgeous Mrs. Cheney listening to me?

In 2010, I promise to step up my hard work here. I'm on a crusade to take this country back to its religious conservative roots. I'm praying that patriots will dismantle this joke of a health care bill with all of its unfunded mandates, death panels and high, high taxes. I'm praying for Crap and Trade to fade. I'm praying that there will be a bloodbath in our nation's Capitol whereby Wiccan Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Brain-Damaged Senator Reid board helicopters headed to Gitmo where they will face military tribunals for their anti-American, treasonous activities topped off with embarrassing us to the world through their weak actions. I'm praying that either Governor Palin or the Honorable Mr. Huckabee or Mr. Cheney are quickly elected into power to lead our nation to conservative greatness once again.

Dear readers, in my humble opinion, there is no President Obama. We are on a broken auto-pilot program out of Secular Liberal Washington, D.C. whereby Socialism is being implemented with each second. There is hope. The great Southern states are thinking about blocking Obamacare and if Nobama gets even more restrictive, then God-willing, these great states will break away and form a conservative successful country of its own.

God Bless,
Bill Orvis White

Thursday, December 24, 2009

'Twas the night before Christ-mas by Bill Orvis White

'Twas the night before Christ-mas
By Bill Orvis White

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Congress
The crooks were stirring, forcing evil on the land.
Wiccan Pelosi and Brain-damaged Reid, hung by the podium,
Twisting arms and forcing votes.

Our children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While the witch and the retard were hatching their plan.
And Pelosi on her broomstick, and Reid in his dunce cap,
Hoping we wouldn’t notice what they did during our nap.

When out on the Capitol lawn there arose such a clatter,
Patriots sprang from the beds to see what was the matter.
Tea baggers and the faithful flocked to that lawn
To protest this evil from dusk until dawn.

The patriots on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave a new fight to say no, no, no!
When, what to the tea baggers’ wondering eyes should appear,
Dick Cheney on eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
We cheered LOUDLY at the sight of “St. Dick.”
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Patriots! now, Tea Baggers! now, Country first, let’s take it back!
Oh, Condy! Oh Donald! Oh Georgy!
Through the front doors, they would attack!

As dry leaves that Pelosi’s broom,
When they were met with an obstacle of Democrats mounted to the room.
So up to the Capitol the patriots they flew,
With the sleigh full of free market incentives, and St Dick-o-less too.

And then, in a twinkling, the patriots heard on the dome
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As the tea baggers drew in their heads, and were turning around,
Down the Capitol’s chimney St Dick came with a bound.

He was dressed all in leisure suit, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with Halliburton soot.
A bundle of patriots he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they delighted! his shit-eating smirk, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His crooked mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the drool of his chin was as white as the snow.

The patriotic tobacco he held tight in his teeth,
And the stench it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a fat face and big ass belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I cried when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know Wiccan Pelosi’s career is dead.

He spoke many words, as he took to the stage,
Filled with documents, yes, page after page.
And laying his finger on each note,
I knew that we were all going to be in a conservative boat.

St Dick said, “Sorry I had to barge,”
But there’s a new sheriff here,
I’m in charge!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

My pledge to fight

I will fight. I will fight to keep my way of life. I will fight.

I promise from here on out that I am dedicated to the cause of freedom. Freedom for All! Freedom from the chains that shackle us from Washington. I will fight. From from the tyranny of taxism, secularism, Obamanism, Communism, Socialism and other "isms" that threaten my way of life.

If this means that I must guard the borders of my state, I will fight. If this means that I must protect my property, I will fight. If this means that I must protect my family, I will fight.

You Secular Progressives out there are rejoicing in the celebration of a Socialist victory, but you do not understand the problems that you're forcing upon this once-free land. We will all have to pay for your laziness, shiftlessness, apathy through much higher taxes. It's a fact! Don't believe what this installed-president and disgusting Democratic Congress are telling you. Y'all will learn fast how bad this health care system will be. Yes, Santy Claus, the Soviet Union has come to us and it don't look pretty!

Yes, you September 10th SP McFlys: I VOW TO FIGHT your Socialist agenda.

I will fight to save this once-free country. I will fight for Sean Hannity to keep his SUV. I will fight for the Ten Commandments to be displayed everywhere to preserve our conservative culture which is under attack. I will fight for Rush to keep his drug cache. I will fight for a culture of life. I will fight for good Hebrew Dick Morris to have proper fitting underwear so that he will continue to write his amazing opinions. I will fight for a strong defense that needs to regroup and fight al-Qaeda in Iraq. I will fight for the honorable Richard Cheney, Sarah Palin, Donald Rumsfeld, Michael Huckabee and other patriots to safely return to the top brass of our government and military.

A note to Democrats, Secularists, Humanists and others: You will lose. You will lose bad in 2010. The Real USA is a conservative country and that will be evident in 2010. You will hear from us loud and clear. We will shout it from the rooftops, churches, synagogues and Hardee's dining rooms.

Speaking of Hardee's I saw Sweet Baby Jesus on my Thickburger the other day. I cried so hard, the manager came over and gave me a huge Christmas hug. God, I love the Real America.

I will fight.

God Bless and Merry Christmas

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Report Card

A few months back, I wrote about how Hussein Nobama should have received an "F" for his miserable performance. Bill White was right. Look at what's going on now. I don't need to repeat it. Do I have any advice for this installed-president? Yes. "What?" you ask. Yes: "RESIGN!" Heck, that Socialist loser Al Gore screamed at a church a number of years back that President GW Bush's folks ought to resign, so why can't I call for the resignation of the worst "administration" in this country's history? Voters were bamboozled into this mess and they gave them a chance. They gave them enough time and now the honorable thing to do is resign and call for special elections. Y'all are probably saying that's unconstitutional, Bill. I disagree. If you read between the lines in that great document, you can easily see where it says that if a Secular Progressive president gets installed into power, then the Supreme Court has the option to remove him and call for a special election whereby an honorable Christ-centered man will win the election. See, it's in there and don't disagree with me. If you disagree, then you don't care about this country's future -- tantamount to treason. Yes, I use the word tantamount and my buddy Roger makes fun of me. Roger, listen to me, we're in trouble and we need to remove this president. He's dangerous. He goes around the world committing treason by apologizing to countries like Norway, Denmark, France, Chavez's Venezuela, Castro's Cuba, Ahmadinejad's Iran, Kim's North Korea and much more. When will we wake up and stop this nonsense?

Now, this conceded installed-president gives himself a B-plus. What? That's arrogant, pure and simple -- enough reason to remove him. Before Nobama, taxes were low, a culture of life prevailed, there was a strong military and Toby Keith was invited to the White House.

Please join me in my crusade to save this once-great country.

Merry Christmas, God Bless and Amen,

Monday, December 7, 2009


Socialist Denmark is holding some kind of meeting - talking about how the planet is in trouble and that the evidence of global warming is everywhere. As my mama used to say with her Confederate silver ladle that would smack down on her butcher block, "BALDERDASH, BOY!!!!!" I wish my mama were around today to whip these pansy Socialist Danes with their fancy suits, shoes and tiny stupid-looking glasses. I'm sorry my friends, but these Socialists are dangerous to our quality of life. Oh, they think that our quality of life is horrible with chemicals and pollution all around us. Let me tell you something, we're doing fine with our chemicals and pollution thank you very much. I know plenty of people in the good ole US of A who are doing just fine at 98-years-old after smoking on patriotic tobacco while working with fertilizer, pesticides and propane. I've got plenty of evidence right here in my hometown and throughout this beautiful "polluted land." Get over yourselves you stupid secular, Godless nutcases!

Here's what's even worse. We now have an installed Kenyan president who is selling out our economy to these morons by saying that we need to put a limit on how much pollution we spew from our smokestacks. Well, "sir" "Mr." Hussein Nobama, guess what? It costs millions and billions to do all of that. That means if I were a patriotic coal mine or factory owner, I'd have to tell a bunch of my men to go home. Sorry boys, but some Kenyan is making me pay to stop my pollution. I have no money for you. Y'all will have to go home and tell your bride that you can't work no longer. So, here' your last check and y'all can try to live off the land because "Mr." Hussein Nobama's got no money left for you either because his Socialist government went broke.

Gentlemen, there is no global warming. Do y'all remember this thing called global cooling? I kind of remember that - back when I was on the drink. I thought that would be OK since the cold weather would keep my whiskey a bit chillier - which I liked back then. Guess what, you dumb Secular Progressive Socialists in Denmark: Global Cooling didn't happen and now this warming thing is not happening either. Those videos that y'all show with melting ice caps are totally doctored, just like Hussein Nobama's birth certificate. Y'all are exaggerating this thing and for that, you should be tried in a military tribunal. Yes, that's right, military, because this meeting y'all are having is going to cost us jobs not only in the private sector, but the military as well. We won't be able to do testing and the such in our oceans because we might hurt those sea otters. So, we're going to wave the white flag of surrender for a bunch of sea otters? You Danish folk are insane! I don't think you're even from this planet.

I'm sitting here in my shed staring at my KISS "Love Gun" record wondering what that good Hebrew boy Gene Simmons would do. I just wish he would storm into that Denmark meeting, holding his tongue out and tell these pansies that they need to get real jobs like cleaning out sewers or become a righteous Christ-centered Republican in the U.S. Congress.

Anyway, folks, what's going on here? My country has been taken away from me. I'm worn out and on days like this, I don't have much fight. Maybe I'll more energy tomorrow to protest this thing with my tea bags.

Merry Christmas,
Bill Orvis White

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


OK, you pornography lovers, stop laughing at my title. Take your filthy minds into church, find God and put it in a clean place instead of the secular progressive gutter that you leave it in. Just remember, Ted Bundy acted the way he did because he was on the drug, drink and of course, pornography.

Now, the world does need more Dick. Why? Because he's right. He's right that our installed so-called "president" is only going into Afghanistan for political reasons. Dick's right! If Dick, the Honorable Governor Huckabee or Sarah went into Afghanistan, then it would be a patriotic act that would deter jihadists from coming to our shores. But, guess what you dumb Secular Progressive September 10th McFlys? The war isn't in Afghanistan. It's in Iraq. Get a map, you idiots! Al Qaeda has always operated out of Iraq under that filthy pig Hussein. Iraq attacked us for our freedom, success and David Hasselhoff.

And noticed how long it took Hussein Nobama to decide to add more troops into an innocent country like Afghanistan? MONTHS! AND MONTHS! "Mr." Hussein Nobama is not man enough to make decisions and for that, he needs to be removed and replaced with a big Dick, Governor Huckabee or Sarah immediately! Is anyone out there reading and agreeing with my words? We're about to have our troops sent into a territory that had nothing to do with September 11th. It's also a territory that doesn't have much value. We need to stick to our guns in Iraq where there is oil for my 150. If we were smart, we would find the money to go into Iran to bomb their nuke facilities. Then, we could control the oil supply because the world runs on oil, not stupid pansy-ass windmills. Jesus is crying at us now because he knows that we're waving the white flag of surrender. We're surrending our freedoms and that's a travesty.

Dick knows that if he were president, he would make a decision and stick with it. No delaying. No waffling. No wishy-washy long, drawn out speeches. Dick would be Dick and those are my thoughts and I will stick with them for eternity.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

A majority of GOP voters think ACORN stole the '08 election for Obama | Political Insider#comment-32032

A majority of GOP voters think ACORN stole the '08 election for Obama | Political Insider#comment-32032

My friend Jimbo Galloway in Atlanta posted this entry on this lefty blog. I just wanted to repeat this here with my response:

Yes, ACORN did steal the election. Secular Progressive September 10th McFlys deny this. They are simply wrong. As we saw with the recent deep investigation conducted by those patriotic heroic filmmakers who exposed ACORN, we know for certain that ACORN orchestrated this unlawful Socialistic government takeover of our government. Let’s not forget that our government was on the right track: the Iraq Surge was working; our taxes were low; our gov’t-run schools were reforming and improving; God was returning to those improving schools; we were winning the War on Terror; market-based principles were gaining steam; jobs were being created. All of this was happening under the honorable George W. Bush, Richard Cheney and Condolezza Rice. Unfortunately the honorable Donald Rumsfeld was unable to complete his second patriotic mission. He was run out of town by the far left press and liberals in government. Anyone who thinks that ACORN is innocent has his head in the sand. I challenge anyone who is man enough to refute this well-known fact.

Now look at what ACORN has done. We have terrorists being invited over onto our soil for tea and sandwiches. They will be within yards of our churches, schools and banks ready to unleash a fiery jihad-one that we have never seen before. When will you September 10th McFlys understand that we once had a strong government led by men of character and principle. Now, we have far left seculars who have hijacked our way of life. I fear for the future.

I just wanted to add to this and say that the future is bleak my Christ-centered friends. That's why I believe good God-fearing folk need to build fortified shelters stocked with plenty of canned food like pork and beans, water, money, guns and the Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity audio libraries.

God Bless,
Bill Orvis White

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The daughter that I never had

Miss Sarah is the daughter I never had.

Let me explain this: the MSM and the far left in gov't hounded Sarah the minute she got into politics. Nothing was found. There was no wrongdoing. The Palins are clean as a whistle.

Now why were these lefties doing this? Because she's a beautiful conservative woman-pure and simple. Just look at that cover of Newsweek. It's sexist and disgusting. There's such a left-wing bias in the media and our current gov't will stoop to any level to bring her down. Don't get me wrong: Sarah looks beautiful in that running outfit. Believe me, in another life, I would let the lust in my pants do the talking. I hear all you dumb secular progressives out there right now: Yuch Bill! You just wrote that she could be your daughter! You're a dumb hick inbred Southern jerk! There y'all go again, pushing those things that are all wrong about us rugged individuals who love God, guns, country and yes, my beloved Toby Keith.

But guess what is happening in the end? Sarah's winning. The Real America loves her. She can overcome lefty Oprah and that pig of a woman Miss Couric. She can fight Barney Frank, Keith Olbermann and Chavez-Lover Oliver Stone to the death. So you stuck on stupid Godless Democrats in the Godless Northeaster (former) United States, you bloodsuckers have no idea what it's like to lead a "pull-yourself-up-by-the-jockstraps" Christ-centered, Hannity-oriented lifestyle.

Sarah Palin is our hope -- maybe our only hope. Sure, the Honorable Michael Huckabee would make a great leader, but Miss Sarah would be legendary. If God-willing, Sarah becomes are fearless leader, we will have a choice as to where to send our children to school. OK, my preference is for the ladies to drop out of whatever job they have and join their stay-at-home sisters and run schoolhouses in their cities, towns and villages. But, the next best thing is to voucherize the Godless, government-run schools. This way, we can CHOOSE where to send our children. Hopefully, all of the children can attend Christian schools thus leaving all public and other private secular schools to shut down forever. Sarah will also fight for our Christian values which are under assualt from Hollyweird and that misfit Perez Hilton. Sarah will say no to taxe$, left-wing extremists, enviro-whackos, anti-war activists and secularists. In short, Sarah will take our country back and I cannot wait for her to do it.

You lefties just hate Sarah, GW Bush, Richard Cheney and Cliff from "Cheers." When y'all extract that deep hate for those who love God, country and our military, then you will see that Sarah is a beautiful intelligent woman with deep convictions.

My solution to the NY terror trials

I'm floored. Why are we trying terrorists on this soil where thousands perished? Who made this decision? I just found out about this Communist Eric Holder fella. He wants to have trials for those who ultimately wish to destroy us and our freedom. \
Now, I love Bill O'Reilly and he's right that this is a stupid idea, but I have a shocker of an idea: I'm all for bringing them to New York for public beheadings. What Bill? What are you talking about? I'm talking about holding public beheadings just like they do in their countries. Why not? Let's take everyone from Gitmo, usher them to the World Trade Center site and hold the beheadings. Not one of these criminals deserves a day in court. It's still justice by the way. It's just swift justice. While we're at it, we need to look at swift justice for secular progressives who are engaged in ending the life of innocents on this soil. There is no middle ground. When you take a life, you need to give up your own. It's right. It's biblical. It's what we need for world survival. Instead, we adhere to secular Socialistic principles. I'm sorry my Communist liberal friends, that will be the death of us. We need to get back to a culture of life.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Sarah's new book

I love Sarah and I love her new book. Now, I never read much up until this year. My how things change when you are on a crusade. I'm now going to treat Sarah's new book like my Bible. From time to time, I will refer to it. Right here, I'm going to talk about how Sarah is right on the money when it comes to the fact that we did not get here by accident. The Lord Almighty created us.

It's a known fact that this nation was built upon Christ-centered principles. One of those principles is the fact that the Lord Almighty rose his palms and with a quick flick of both index fingers, created this beautiful planet with what we now have called Life As We Know It.

A little boy in church group named Peter asked me, "Mr. White, did the Lord Almighty also create evil? Why is there so much evil in the world today?"

I replied, "Little Peter, the Lord did not create evil -- that would be Adam's homosexual secular uncle, Steve, who cohabitated with Gary."

"Really, Mr. White?" Little Peter said.

"Yes, and that's why we have evil non-believers today. They either blow up buildings or try to raise your taxes to pay for health care that you didn't ask for," I explained. "Health care is not a right Little Peter. Health care is something that you have to work hard for to earn."

"Would Jesus want health care for the people in his village?" Little Peter asked.

"No, Little Peter. Jesus told the people in the village that if you want to see a doctor, you must work hard by pulling the fat rich healthy people around the town in rickshaws," I told him.

Little Peter said he never heard of these facts. I told Little Peter to try to read between the lines in his Bible. The conversation was cut short when Delores pulled me out of the room to tell me that the damage from the drink gets me going like that. Maybe my bride is right, but I stand by my word and Sarah stands by her word that God created us.

We did not come from apes like all you seculars scream about. It's just not true. But, if y'all want to teach this garbage in our gov't schools, we need to teach Creationism and Intelligent Design right along with it so that these indoctrinated children can make a choice. You know "CHOICE." Y'all scream about choice when it comes to terminating babies, but y'all don't want "CHOICE" when it comes to schools. I mean, that's hypocrisy right there, my liberal friends.
Anyway, I recommend all of you SPs go out and at least try to read Sarah's new book.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Crap and Fade

Our lecture in church was about this stupid Cap and Trade thing making its way through big bad Washington. We had a few fellas from the power company speak to us about how Cap and Trade is an un-Christian, Communistic, jobs-killer of a bill. We were all shaking in our seats. The evidence that these good men brought to the podium made me soil myself. I was quickly forgiven when Mildred cleaned me up in the Ladies Room. For some reason, Mildred is always ready to clean me up when I soil myself from such damning evidence. There's always a change of clothes and wet wipes in the church closet. "Oh Bill, I know how emotional you are," she always says to me like she's my mama who passed many moons ago. I sure do love Mildred and her country ham.
Anyway, this Crap and Fade thing is bad news. We need to stick to what we do best: use oil and coal.
God Bless and Amen.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

One more invited over for Prayer and Pie

Rep. Michelle Bachmann, you are more than welcome to come over our house for Prayer and Pie. What is Prayer and Pie? Prayer and Pie is something that Delores and I will do for any God-fearing conservative like you who is looking for a connection anytime - day or night.

Rep. Bachmann, you are one of the few voices of reason in this debate over health care. As you know, I feel that health care is something that you earn, not something given to you. Sure, I can afford to get health care, but I choose not to. I choose to keep my earnings. If I have an emergency, I ask one of the doctors at church for advice. If that doesn't work, then I go to the ER. Here's the thing: I can pay for it because I keep my cash locked up with my cache of weapons (aha-not going to tell your pretty face where that is). The point here is that I believe that you are one of the few folks who are standing up to a nation that wants to act like a bunch of pansy bed-wetters.

Mrs. Bachmann, we love you and you're welcome here anytime.

Bill Orvis White

Sunday, November 8, 2009

The Socialist Un-United States of Amerika

It's over. Yes, it's over. Freedom is officially dead. I don't need to go further with this explanation. Y'all know what I'm talking about here. The Wiccan woman got up there with her gavel and declared freedom dead for all in what was once a great nation. Forget it. It's over. We can't do anything for ourselves. We have been taken over by a bunch of cradle to the grave bedwetters who want Big Gov't to supply us with everything including their brand of air. I'm disgusted. I'm appalled. I'm crying for myself, my wife, my boys and our future.

The longer this huge gov't takeover happens, the longer it will take time for a President Palin or Huckabee to dismantle it. For now, we are in a gestapo state whereby an old Wiccan is going to tell me that I have to get health care for me, my bride, my boys and my workers. They're going to raise my taxes, dictate the type of truck that I drive, confiscate my money and guns.

I'm not talking about the day Lil Hussein is removed from office or the day he actually leaves it in 2013. I'm talking about what I have to live with now. I have to live under tyranny whereby every movement I make is going to be judged by a panel of far left secular progressives with gavels similar to Wiccan Pelosi's greasy gavel.

So why am I putting the disgusting symbol of the Nazis on this page? It's because what's happening to us is the same thing that happened to Hitler's victims. I don't have to go into gory detail. We all know how that turned out. I fear that this can happen again through a huge gov't expansion into our lives.

Me, I choose not to go to doctors. Why? What's the point? It's my choice. Don't force me. Don't tread on me.

God Bless and Amen,

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Hussein and Jimmah Show

So the Godless baby-killer way Northern Euro-seculars awarded Hussein Nobama the big ole peace prize. Now this installed-president has something in common with the other secular disaster that nearly wiped the USA off the map, Jimmah Carter. OK, now I hear all you Godless seculars out there saying that, "At least he's better than Bush." For just thinking that thought, you should be imprisoned and hanged after a few days. The Honorable George Walker Bush, the real president-my president, stood up to thugs. Your president, Hussein Nobama coddles them. He invites them over for tea and a game of basketball. Don't you people listen? Don't you people care? The ultra-left Euro-fascists who want us to embrace Socialistic health care, want us to become just like them! How can you just roll over and let this happen? What happened to rugged individualism and freedom? Am I the only one in this once-great country to say no to high taxes and forced health care? Am I the only one who believes that this is One Nation Under God?! This is One Nation Under God -- y'all can repeat with me: Toby Keith said so! Kid Rock said so! Lynyrd Skynyrd said so! OK? Enough!

Both Jimmah and Hussein are naive, Godless and just plain stuck on stupid. They're radical ideas are dangerous to all of the free world's security. If we give "men" of this character such power, I'm afraid our futures are doomed. So, when (it's a matter of when) the jihadists come to our shores, few people will be ready to take them out unless America and her allies act now. We act by removing the current administration and replacing it with one that will protect its citizens. Whether there is a President Huckabee, Cheney or Palin, we can all rest knowing that our freedom to protect ourselves will exist. We will also know that God will be with us. God will be in our churches, synagogues, massage parlors, schools, strip clubs, patriotic gas stations and NASCAR tracks. I know that you're thinking that I'm fantasizing, but I'm not. This can all happen if we take the patriotic tea party folks, band together and take immediate action everywhere. This is what I call taking back our country. We need to take it back from those who love Hugo Chavez and George Clooney. We need to take it back from those who make movies that complain about capitalism. We need to take it back from those who want to kill God! WE WILL TAKE IT BACK! And when we take it back, we will be strong again. The ladies will be at home learning the children. The men will be in the workplace helping to expand our economy.

This cannot happen if y'all just sit there.

God Bless,

Friday, September 25, 2009

My favorite Hebrew

I confess that I threw some pretty good cherry pie at the TV in my shed. I'm not even sure why I tuned into the Ghadaffi, Ahmadinejad and Chavez Show. These three stooges made me way beyond angry at that United Nations. Why is this building on our soil? The same soil where thousands of our fellow Americans perished. I just can't understand what went on this week. Why were these murderers permitted to come onto our soil and lecture the civilized world? These disgusting dictators should have been ushered underground, waterboarded, shocked and put before a firing squad with their victims' hands on the guns' triggers. OH MY LORD! What is going on here? There was one man and one man only who stood up to this circus: Benyamin Netanyahu, a man of decency, honor and principle. Why can't he be our president? This man makes me love the Jewish people even more. If I didn't have these dang bad knees, I would fight for the Israeli Army! What a breath of fresh air!

Instead, we got a parade of foolish dictators and weak, weak Western leaders including our very own Lil Hussein Obama, who told the world that he will lay down like a dead dog to appease evil in the world.

Look at what just happened: An evildoer was ready to pull off another 9-11 on Godless New York's soil! WHAT? I know that there are some good God-fearing people up there, but you never hear from them. The MSM drowns them out and treats us to coverage of far left nutcases like most of those dumb women on that "View" show.

Then, Usama bin Laden is out there again ready to strike. The far left picks on GW Bush that he didn't catch Usama. Well, Lil Hussein, you've been in office (and you really shouldn't have been in office) since January 2009: Where's Usama, you moron! Mark my words right here and now: Usama's plotting with his fellow jihadists-ready to take over the world and what's going on? We're asleep at the wheel. Wake up America!

Monday, September 21, 2009

The MSM takes Glenn on

I had to laugh when I heard that one of the MSM's magazine has Glenn on the cover. When I was in Roy's Gas 'n Go, I saw the silly thing on the mag rack. What a joke. I picked it up and threw it across Roy's counter and into the nacho cheese bucket. Gimme a break with that dumb headline that Glenn's angry. Glenn is far from angry. Glenn only wants what's best for America and her interests. Doesn't anyone get that????!!!! We have lurched too far away from our traditional values in this country. That's why people like me and Glenn are on a crusade to make this country great again with Judeo-Christian values and a strong military. So why oh why is the MSM saying that he's an angry white male? It's because they have an agenda to push affirmative action, sexual promiscuity, drug and the drink on our society. When someone is out there pushing and seeking the truth, the MSM mocks him. It's time for right-ward thinking Christians like me to stand up and say enough is enough. We want our country back.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Where were you on 9-11?

Eight years. I can't believe it's been eight years. It was eight years ago when Usama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein attacked the then-United States of America. Our wonderful president handled the entire tragedy with grace, class and humble style never before seen in such a leader. My president President George W. Bush stepped up to the plate and hit home run after home run for the next seven years by keeping us safe from the ugly jihadists who tried to tear this great nation's fabric. Those evildoers from Iraq took the previous 8 years to plan and execute this vile act. Because my president's predecessor failed to stop these filthy men, my president took the rest of his presidency to fight them head-on while lowering our taxes and creating a culture of life. My president and his helpers including the beautiful, brilliant and talented Condoleezza Rice, the he-man Donald Rumsfeld, the unbelievable Richard Cheney and many others executed a plan called The War on Terror. The War on Terror is a commitment to destroy the evildoers. That commitment lasts forever. Our brave men who are fighting these rotten people on their own soil are doing it because they don't want to see them on our soil.

The War on Terror falls under the umbrella of The Bush Doctrine which says that we will attack you if we think you are going to destroy us. No, we don't need evidence. Do you know why, you dumb September 10th Secular Progressive McFlys? Because September 11, 2001 is all the evidence we ever need!

The Bush Doctrine and the awesome Patriot Act rose from the ashes of 9-11 to defend and protect us from evil. There is no doubt that these much-needed plans and ideas were successful. Not one terrorist came over here to do anything for the next seven years.

Today, we are vulnerable. The far left says that we tortured. We do not torture. We use enhanced interrogation techniques to extract vital information. God, Sweet Baby Jesus, Dick Cheney and comedian extraordinaire Victoria Jackson are the only ones who know how many terrorist attacks were thwarted over the last seven years of the amazing George W. Bush administration.

Today, we are tearing apart the patriotic Bush Doctrine by wasting loads of money and time trying to find out who supposedly tortured. Who cares? Only Hussein Obama cares because his presidency if miserably failing and he needs stupid things like this to make sure no one is looking while he drives his deficit way up.

Facts: No one handed Hussein Obama two wars and a bad economy. He started it. I said it and it's that simple. Don't argue with me because this is the anniversary of 9-11, a tragedy that happened because "President" Bill Clinton had so much lust in his pants, he put his First Member before country. Why couldn't he be removed? Because that magnificent Congress went soft. When they decided not to remove him, I cried in my cherry pie of course. But, the Lord made things better only a few years later when He gave us George W. Bush, a man who restored dignity, honor, trust and duty back to the Oval Office.

History will show that Sweet Victory happened during the amazing Bush years. We defeated al Qaeda and took down an evil dictator and restored peace and democracy to Iraq.

Today, we are waving the white flag of surrender in Iraq by leaving. It says right there that we are rolling out the welcome mat for al Qaeda to come to our shores. God Almighty protect us from the impending doom!

But today, I remember September 11, 2001, a day that didn't need to happen no thanks to far left SP thinking. While all of the MSM concentrates on that awful day, I will stay focused by spreading the word about who caused this tragedy.

God Bless George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. History will also show that Bill Orvis White was always right.

I'm going to spin Alan Jackson's "Where were you when the world stopped turning?" I'll tell you where I was: expanding the economy by digging for pipes.

Bill Orvis White

There goes my hero

So I was watching Hussein Nobama's horrid health care speech last night groaning in pain more than I ever have. No, it wasn't the duct tape wrapped around me knees that was putting me in such pain. It was Hussein Nobama's lie after lie after lie. Do you know what really got my dander up? The idea that this foreign-born installed president is going to tell me that I have to be forced into buying health insurance! How dare someone - especially this man - tell me what I have to do. I hate to write this, but I'm ready to get out of the business. I'm ready to give up and not contribute to the economy. Yep, I'll have to lay off my apprentices Lil Roy Lee, Julio, Hector and Big Dave. They'll have to go out on the street begging for work because Hussein Nobama made it too expensive for me to employ anyone. That's it, I'm out. Now I know how the work working men in our doctor's offices, hospitals, insurance and drug companies feel: THAT'S IT, WE'RE OUT OF HERE. Don't imagine this happening. It will happen! This is no longer a nightmare, this is reality, folks. Wake up and smell the apple pie that my beautiful wife just made.

Now, there are many in that room that were showing defiance last night. Of course, as you can tell from the photo up top that I have my hero chosen for the night. The honorable Representative Joe Wilson from the beautiful state of South Carolina stepped up to the plate and told it all like it is. Now, I love our immigrants if they met certain requirements like Julio and Hector do. They need to be legal. If they're not legal, then they need to come to people like me or Walmart and work for a low wage to keep prices for hard-working customers low. If they don't want to work for people like me or Walmart, then ship them back and tag them to the patriotic Minutemen so they will remember them if they try to cross the border again. So Joe, I'm with you on standing up to the USS' Dear Leader, but you have no idea what good workers like Julio and Hector are. They lead straight lives by only looking at pretty women and they stay away from the drink.

So while the MSM (mainstream media) drools over this ridiculous highly partisan speech, drop by ole Bill's blog here. Everyone who reads this knows that Bill White is right.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009


The New USS. "What's that, Bill?" you September 10th Secular Progressive McFlys might be asking.
I'll tell you what it is.
It's the new United Socialist States -- and not of America. I'm sorry, but there is no more America. There is no more land of choice and opportunity. Why am I writing this? Have I gone off the deep end? Am I depressed? Maybe I can say yes to all of this. I'm just holed up here in my shed crying like a 4-year-old child while I see what was once the United States of America turn into a nation bent on weakening itself.
Look at what happened this week. Children were indocrinated by an installed and planted president who is ready to take their little hands and lead them down the path of Communistic thought. Then, the day after, this man is going to address this majority far left Congress and tell them that he's going to force a health care system on everyone. Has he even read the entire document? Did y'all know that Big Brother is going to fine you if you don't have health insurance? Hello everyone! Wake up!
I'm sorry, but this is no longer a free society. Am I optimistic that there will be a bloodbath in next year's election? Yes, but I'm still afraid that we won't be strong enough. I'm afraid that even with a solid Republican majority in Congress, these kind folks will still have to the far left. We're seeing it now with this speech.
I'm tired of speeches. I'm tired of this Kenyan-born dictator coming on my TV all the time talking and talking. That's all he's about. Lord knows patriotic Mr. Cheney and Mr. Bush DID. They didn't get up there and talk all the time. They said they would get Saddam. BANG! They did it! They said they would lower taxes. BANG! DONE! They didn't wait for anyone.
Now, we have this president talking the talk.
This isn't America. This is the new USS.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

I love Rush

I love Rush. There I wrote it. Now I'm staring at it. Now I'm wondering why I love Rush Limbaugh so much. I have the answer. I almost never miss his show and I archive just about every thing he's ever done right here in my shed. I subscribe to the Limbaugh Letter and his amazing Web site. The man inspires me. The man educates me. I just realized that I've been ditto-ing since around 1991. I stumbled on this incredible man while on a call to Mrs. Lowenstein's house which was getting flooded by her washer. Mrs. Lowenstein was this nice older Hebrew lady who was at home most of the day wearing either spandex for her aerobics classes or in her tennis outfit ready to play some round robin with the other rich Hebrew ladies. I so respected her. I so loved going over there for calls and wished like crazy she would have more leaky pipes. Unfortunately, my personal pipes were leaky if you know what I mean. Wow, there goes my lust in the pants. Anyway, switched over to the AM station in town and heard Rush. I was blown away. I kept hitting the brakes saying, "Dang, I agree with this!" and, "Dang, I so agree with this!" I hook ever since. If Rush was pushing Snapple, I bought some Snapple. If Rush was smoking a cigar, I would go out and smoke a cigar. If Rush bought some Juicefuls candies, there I was at the local Quickie Mart buying Juicefuls from Rajiv, this hard-working legal Indian man who I still love and talk about Christ with to this day.
Anyway, I sit here in my shed knowing that Rush Limbaugh, thrice-divorced is devoted to the things that make America great: fiscal conservatism, a Christ-centered life and finding painkillers by any means necessary. Heck, I had to do that when my knees first started acting up. Me and Rush knew that doctor shopping was wrong, but we came clean and admitted and asked for Christ's forgiveness. I think in Rush's case, he asked for Dick Cheney's forgiveness, but that's OK! If Rush chooses to have Dick Cheney as his God, then so be it. At least he believes in a higher being, you McFly September 10th Secular Progressives!
So, Rush says that the MSM (mainstream media) are drooling over this Senator Kennedy being gone and all. I agree! It was totally sickening to watch this coverage on my television. Let's face it, Teddy was someone who couldn't control the lust in his pants and was against free markets. We didn't honor Bill Buckley like this or even Ronald Reagan. All I remember of the Reagan funeral was that light in the loafers son trying to get Nancy to stop sobbing so much. This Kennedy thing was way out of control because you know why: the MSM wants a big gov't takeover of health care! Rush is right about this! He says that the Democrats are using Teddy's death to push the biggest Socialistic takeover of our nation, ever!
So I ask, will the MSM honor Senator Hatch like this? Doubtful! No, they foam at the mouth when that racist Senator Byrd assumes room temperature, which he kind of has already, but still, Byrd's a Democrat and the MSM will be in mourning over him. They won't care when patriotic Mitch McConnell leaves this great earth.
I love Rush and I want to shout it from the mountaintops! In Rush's case, he can shout it from his sauna where his belly hangs loose and his cigar brilliantly burns.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Ole Liberal Lion

While the media sits around drooling and crying over the passing of Senator Kennedy, I must say my part here. This passing is symbolic in that it shows how one of the biggest supports of Barack Hussein Nobama is going so fast downhill. Kennedy's death is also the death of Big Government.

Only eight months in with this installed-president and look at what he created: recession, job loss, high deficits, higher taxes on everyone, an unsecure homeland, weakened military in Iraq and an even "not ready for duty, sir" military in Afghanistan, coddling dictators, equal rights for the gays, the death of traditional marriage, abortion on demand, God and Sweet Baby Jesus kicked even more out of the schools, a ridiculous energy policy and that's just the beginning.

This pop star president whose star is fading, hasn't even filled a bunch of jobs and then he goes on vacation. That's the icing on the cake. The jihadists are laughing at us as they plan their next attack and I'm afraid it's going to be a mushroom cloud. This will only be Lil Hussein's fault! I know that fat lazy film director Moore will come out and say that it was GW's fault, but that moron couldn't be more wrong.

So back to Teddy Kennedy. Dear Media, stop idolizing him just like Lil Hussein! Ted Kennedy had questionable character and only wanted a big, shiftless government that would only bankrupt the nation. I'm not thankful he's dead and I'll tell you why. He was great to have around so that we can all remember what the failed policies of the Great Society were all about. So, I'm sad on that account. RIP you Ole Liberal Lion.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Tom Ridge: Another Evildoer

Tom Ridge will be damned to hell for this drivel. GW Bush will be described as a hero 50 years from now after men like Mike Huckabee stare down the evildoers and exterminate them from the planet. How dare this Ridge Monster write about gifted men like Donald Rumsfeld, John Ashcroft, Richard Cheney and Condy Rice in such a vile, disgusting and false manner!

God and Sweet Baby Jesus will send him down to the dungeons of the most fiery part of Hell where he will suffer for eternity! Thomas Ridge: say hello to Hitler, Ted Bundy, Pol Pot and Saddam Hussein. You disgust me you evil human being.

There is no evidence that the honorable Bush team raised the very important terror threat level - none whatsoever! Ridge is making all of this stuff up so that he can sell books. This man doesn't know that he's helping the Hussein Nobamas wave the white flag of surrender thus compromising our national security.

This idiot joins the McFlys of the world including Michael Moore, Al Franken, Noam Chomsky, Gloria Steinem and countless other far lefties who have no problem destroying the fabric of our nation through forced health care, wrongheaded Obamanomics, reduced military spending, kicking God out of the schools and the gay curriculum in government-run schools.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Bowing to dictators

Why are we celebrating this Bill Clinton to North Korea thing? The ultra-Commie dictator Dear Leader summoned Bubba to come on over for a visit so that he can be used as a puppet to release those girls who work for the far, far, far, far left TV channel run by Algore. Gimme a break. A President Huckabee would have invaded to get those girls out even if they were Commie sympathizers who don't believe in free economic principles. Now that would be classy of a President Huckabee.

Now the MSM is all over this like Bubba's this big hero. I hope FOX and Rush tell the other side of the story. I'm sick to my stomach how they're gushing over this staged event. Everyone knows that Bubba and the Dear Leader are best friends who believe to taking away individual choice and freedom. Bubba wrecked the economy almost as bad as Lil Hussein is doing right now.

Now, onto Obamacare. It's failing big time, thank the Lord Almighty. I'm beyond thrilled to see these patriots confront these phony lawmakers at the town hall meetings. I love every single one of them. As everyone knows, I say, "Take care of yourself!" Don't tread on me to pay way higher taxes for your health care scheme and so-called "green jobs." You're killing us, Lil Hussein!

Next year will be a bloodbath for Lil Hussein as he is already a lame duck leader. He will lose Congress so bad, I can already see the headlines on FOX News. There is no hope for this administration that hasn't accomplished anything and will not accomplish anything in their remaining days. I hope more conservatives are with me here. I'm so optimistic for 2010 and 2012. We will win.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Health care thankfully failing

OK, I had a bunch of thoughts after Hussein Nobama's shameful speech last night. First off, the installed-president lied. I can't go into it all, but the basic thing to remember here is that trying to insure a zillion people is going to punish the achievers in this great nation. Those great men who worked so hard to get to the top are going to deal with a Soviet-like system whereby the taxman is going to come to their mansions to confiscate their hard-earned dollars to pay for lazy, shiftless, irresponsible people's health care. Sorry, but if you can't afford good health care, then don't even try to get something that you can't afford. I'm one of them! I run a business and I can't afford any plans and guess what? I'm still here and I don't go to emergency rooms and expect handouts. My knees are bad, so I just wrap them up in duct tape when they're hurting. Delores, Dale and Kyle get along just fine thank you very much. If they have anything, we treat it here at home with good old-fashioned remedies. Sometimes folks at church give us good advice, too.

This Sgt. Crowley fella is my hero. He just followed procedure

OK, so Nobama yaps on and on about health care and then he gets involved with the police thing in the Godless Northeast? I think this so-called president is a racist, pure and simple. We aren't white, black, yellow or purple, we're Americans and we shouldn't be exploiting our colors. Obviously this guy who says he teaches did something wrong. First off, I would haul this professor in because most likely he's a Communist. I'm sure there's something that he did that's un-American. I saw him screaming his head off being all disobedient. When the fine police come to talk to you and need to take you in, you act with respect. I have no sympathy for this far left elitist. This has nothing to do with color. Those good police folk need to check his papers just like Hussein Nobama's. I just saw his Kenyan birth certificate and you know, I think this might be true that he's trying to overthrow this great land over to the Jihadists which will complete his One World vision.

So, don't tax my non-alcoholic Jesus Juice. Don't force me to get health insurance. Don't force me to pay for my workers' health insurance. Don't come here and try to take my guns and Sean Hannity tapes. Don't tax me anymore!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Ultra Lib Communist

Beyond treason. Beyond anti-American. Beyond Secular-Progressive. This is the pinnacle of what's wrong with our great nation: Michael Moore, a fat, secular-progressive, cry baby, bed wetter, anti-Hebrew who spreads so much treasonous information, he ought to be jailed, court-martialed and flogged beyond recognition. This is what happens when a country lets someone like this run rampant without any controls whatsoever.
Now let's add another title to this disgusting animal: anti-Capitalist!!!!
When I heard that he's making another treasonous film about how bad Capitalism is, I almost blew a gasket. This slob has no idea what our great free market system is about. Oh what a minute-this pig does know because he makes millions off of these rotten untrue films. Every one of them needs to be destroyed because they all give aid and comfort to lazy SPs like this jerk and our enemies domestic and foreign. I don't like to say that I hate anyone, but I confess that this man pushes me to hate him. I typically pray for people like this, but this man needs to spend eternal life in Hell with all of his evildoer and Communist buddies.

Monday, July 6, 2009

My and my 150

I hate to take pictures, but I do like to shoot photos of my 150. It's my pride and joy. Nothing beats a ride in it on a hot summer day with my gun rack rattling in the back along with Dale and Kyle. Oh yeah, I never told y'all about by bloodhound Gomer. He loves it in the flatbed.

The important thing here is that this is a true man's vehicle. It's the type of machine that someone like Governor Palin or Ann Coulter like for in what a real man drives. When I'm in the driver's seat, I think about how much gorgeous conservative women beg for my attention and I'm happly to oblige.

We take this beauty out for hunting, fishing, NASCAR events and tea bag parties. By the way, our July Fourth Tea Bag party was a major success. I heard that there were thousands of others all across the country. What I don't understand is why we still have this far left taxation system in place. With so many people out there who don't want to be taxed, we should have enough power to end the IRS, the Fed and replace most of the bums in Congress and the White House. I know that change is going to come soon with low or even no taxes in a true Christ-centered environment.

God Bless,
Bill Orvis White

Putting her country first - God I love this woman

She's gorgeous. She's smart. And Delores and I love her so much. She's definitely invited to come over for prayer and pie any time of the day or night. Now that's what I call dedication to the beautiful, honorable Gov. Sarah Palin who is stepping down from her job in Alaska to put her country first. What a woman. What a conservative. I'm beyond choked up right now. I was so overwhelmed by the news of this, I had to talk about it at our prayer breakfast. All of us in the group voted to say that we support Sarah no matter what she decides.
When we got back home, we put FOX News on and some of those commentators were saying that Sarah's a quitter. I cried because they just don't get it. There's a higher calling coming from someone much more powerful than even our installed-president and that person is Jesus. I know he spoke to her just like he did with GW and knowing that, I'm sure that this gorgeous wonder of the world is going to make history. Stay tuned because I think my dream ticket to run this country is going to come true and I don't care if it's Palin/Huckabee or Huckabee/Palin!!!!!! I pray that this will happen soon after God, Jesus and the American people remove this president quickly. I'm sorry, but I cannot wait until 2013 when a new president will be sworn in. The time is now before more damage is done to our Republic. We need Sarah and Mike at the top levels of our government. Here I go again: Abortion on demand, government-run education, the gay agenda, enviro-whackos, secularists, peace at any price crowd, stem-cell research and Hollywood are destroying this nation.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The meaning of July 4th

I'm pecking away at my old HP with coffee stains all over the side of it. Is it time for a new fancy thing? Naw. You see I care about where my hard-earned dollars go as I reflect on the meaning of July 4th. I weep for this nation that is sliding down a slippery slope of seculars who want to over-tax responsible folk like me. They want to tell me what doctor I have to see and that good folk need to send their naive kids to government-controlled schools where they teach that it's OK to be gay and hate God. I'm on this blog because I feel that Jesus sent me on the Internet to stop this march towards a hideous secular nation that will be hellbent on waving the white flag to Islamists who want to wipe us off the face of the earth. I get on this ole HP and see what those evildoers are up to. As I look at that stuff, I wonder how this installed-president (whose numbers are thankfully falling fast and will be worse than GW Bush's approval numbers) can even think about sitting down with Ahmadinejad, Chavez, Castro, Mugabe and Leonardo di Caprio.
But July 4th is about Freedom and you know somethin', it ain't free! You should be free not to pay taxes if you're like me and can take care of his family. You should be free to teach your kids anything you want at home. You should be free to not see a doctor or dentist if you don't want to and I don't and I could care less about paying for any health insurance. But, I do respect the hard-working people who run the patriotic health insurance corporations. They're good people who don't need government on their backs ready to shut them down with their own Communist plans. I also love doctors who charge you the full price for anything that they charge because they're hard-working patriotic folks who put themselves through years of tough schoolin' -- well I am suspicious of those doctors from those liberal colleges. Oh yes, and I ran into some kid doctors in the past who are against guns - what a bunch of bedwetting Communists.
On this July 4th, I'll be thinking about those who aren't free in places like Iran. You see, even Iran has a bunch of great people who hate that disgusting Ahmadinejad. I know in my heart that they are good oil-producing Muslims who can give us the supplies that we need. Why can't this Godless president think about invading Iran to free those people to work for us? Because Lil Hussein Obama doesn't have the guts to do it! The Gipper would have gone in. GW would have gone in! Huckabee would have invaded while taking the oath and you know what, Huckabee might do that when he's rushed into the Oval Office when takes over after Hussein's fall from grace.
Here we are just a few months into the failure of a presidency and our nation's independence is ready to fall as a result of this dictator's failed Socialistic policies. I have a major suggestion for my favorite he-man in Congress, the honorable John Boehner: Impeach Now! That is the only way we are going to get this country back on track. With his deep rich tan and filterless cigarettes, Rep. Boehner is the man who can stop the insanity in Washington, D.C.
On this July Fourth, I'm taking Delores and the boys to fireworks, but we are planning staging a massive Hattiesburg Tea Party. I hope y'all come and join us. Secular Progressives can come and maybe become educated on how much hard-working folks are taxed. They all have no idea what it's like to be taxed because they don't work. If they do work, they're doing useless things like writing clueless lefty blogs full of drivel or operating left-wing media outlets like PMSNBC. By they way, can we take that Godless left-wing nut Keith Olbermann and flog him? What a coddled spoiled baby. I'm sorry, but that's a sorry excuse for a man -- plain and simple. He gets on that rotten channel with his Secular Europe eyeglasses and spews hatred and venom at conservatives every night. I have to change the channel and pray that that wonderful Hebrew Bernie Goldberg is on FOX. He was on the other night and I wanted more. You see, Bernie was at CBS for years. While there, he found out that the network was run by anti-Nixon Atheists. Then, he wrote a tell-all book and has been coming on FOX pointing out how there is so much liberal bias on the media. It's like 8 libs to every 1 conservative in the media. I agree, but you would never know it through the MSM - Mainstream Media.
Anyway, I pray that on July Fourth, we all wake up and realize what a great nation this was. We were once safe and had low taxes. Now, we're open to jihadists who want to kill us. We now have a president who wants to throw us all out of work. They're coming to get us, but you know what? I'm ready. I hate to so down on the nation, but to be honest, it's all over. If you're just getting out of gov't-controlled school, you're going to realize that there isn't opportunity because Hussein Obama took it all away. Have a happy July 4th.

Monday, June 29, 2009

The folly of Cap and Trade

I've just been looking at stuff online about Cap and Trade. I heard that this ultra-liberal enviro-whacko stunt will kill our already Obamanomics-damaged economy even more. After going to a message board about this joke of a bill, I just learned that a lot of our congressmen have no idea what's in this clunker of a law! This whole thing could cost trillions of our hard-earned tax dollars to battle something that a bunch of tree-hugging, pro-Socialist, unemployed, state-sucking nutcases made up in their Commie red minds! This is a travesty on the largest of proportions and people like me, Joe the Plumber and Rep. Boehner are not going to take it anymore.
Here are the facts:
We need more energy to power up the things that make this country and her friends move around 24/7. Good ole clean coal, patriotic nuke plants, ultra-patriotic oil wells and Senator Carl Levin's Brylcreem can power up this great nation for the next 500 years. So y'all far left libs need to get over it. This Cap and Trade idea should be enough to get this installed-president impeached and removed soon.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

He spoke from his heart

OK, everyone's upset about Gov. Sanford. I'm not. He had lust in his pants. Even born again men like me get this, but sometimes we can't control it. So, Gov. Sanford fell off the tracks for the past eight years.

Now you lefties are out there saying that he's a hypocrite. Hypocrite is a word that the far left media created when they chased Rush around doctor shopping for his hurt back. But, y'all are out there saying here's a guy who didn't take the stimulus money and then he took state money to drive to Atlanta to fly out to talk with his Christian Latina lover in Argentina. First of all, it's right to use state money to do what it takes to repair your broken marriage. Governor Sanford went all the way down there to tell his beautiful mistress that she needs to find God again and be with her family. They agreed to it and he flew back to America -- after they made passionate hot Latino love for two days for the last time. OK, so the governor came back home to tell the world what happened. At least he came clean! At least he didn't say, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...."

Governor Sanford, if you're reading this, I'm with you. God is with you. Baby Jesus is with you. I know the good people of South Carolina are with you. Don't resign. Stay the course. Don't accept money that's not your's unless you need to do something that's patriotic or protects the USA.

Now, Mrs. Sanford, your honorable husband loves you and the boys. You're both good Christians who will be together forever. I know you'll make it through this mess even if the far left wing media keeps coming after you. Here's my message to the far left mainstream media: Leave the Sanfords alone! Keep your grubby paws off of Mrs. Sanford, Oprah!

A lot of you lefties are out there saying, "Oh, this is so like these conservatives!" Wrong! This is a problem for the far left like Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer! This list goes on and on! Patriots like Governor Sanford, Senator Ensign, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, Ronald Reagan, Rush and Sean -- WHOOPS! OK, I admit that I had a brief fling with Sean's wife back in the day, but at least I'm coming clean. We had lust in our pants at a conservative gathering, but we found God and we're good. You see, we're all not perfect, so good patriotic conservatives like us are excused when we fall off the tracks. When liberals play hanky panky with cigars in the Oval Office, we need to spend millions to investigate that -- because people like that enjoy less freedom, high taxes, abortion, secularism, drug use and so much more.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

It drove him out of his cotton-pickin' mind

Everyone's picking on the South Carolina governor for walking into the wilderness. I can't say that I blame him. Sometimes I'm driven crazy for doing the right thing. You see, the honorable Mr. Sanford stood up to the far, far, huge left-wing federal government that told him to take money that wasn't his. Mr. Sanford said, "No thank you sir" and what did he get in return? Ridicule. Condemnation. Shame. All coming from the far left mainstream media that has been promoting this so-called president's Robinhood Agenda.

What's a good man to do when he's faced with something so large like this? What's he to do? I think it was in Job when it was said, "Thy deny stimulus money. It's not your money. It belongs to hard-working, Christian conservatives." I live that every day when I'm out on any plumbing call. It's their money until I charge them for a leaky faucet. That's when God has given me the blessing to charge thy client for my hard work.

So, to all you left-wing media members: Stop picking on Patriotic Governor Sanford. He just needed to clear his head from the trauma you put him through. It looks like he's returning to Columbia for y'all to kick around again. Y'all just amaze me.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Date night

I did a 4 a.m. plumbing call and my way, I was thinking about Hussein Obama's date night. Here I am working on an early call, expanding the economy and then they take my hard-earned tax dollars to whoop it up in Godless New York. We have no control over this! Yeah, they can say that it's a small part of the budget, but this date night thing is just the start of all the wasteful spending and taxing starting with this president and his far left Congress. That's why right-thinkers like me and you need to hold these people accountable. Yes, God will judge them, but we need to step up to the plate and fire them.
Give every elected person a test on their commitment to low taxes, culture of life and their love/devotion to Jesus, God, oil and Glenn Beck.
I'm afraid most elected folks would flunk this test. That's why we need to be out there whether it's at a Tea Bag rally or in your Congressman's office. Do it and stop this insane date night thing.
Look what's happening folks. This judge that they're trying to put on the big court in the nation's capital is a disgrace. Rush says that she's a racist. I believe him and that thought scares me. I pray that some of those senators stand up and say, "You're a racist, because Rush says so!" I'll tell y'all, my folks stood up to racism and that's tough to do down here in the South. You heard that right. I grew up with black and brown folk who studied the Bible with me. It was only when I got on the drink that I lost some of those friends -- not because I didn't like them no more, but they looked at my hard-drinking ways and wanted no part of it. They were always better than me! Yep, I'm embarrassed by a lot of God-fearing folk who have a problem with color. I stand up to those racists. Now, Rush says this lady who wants to be on the big court is a racist. I can't believe this. I already had my doubts about her, but now, I'm even more shocked. Even Newt agrees with Rush and I love everything about Newt now more than ever because he has an even greater relationship with God.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Some gave all

As I sit here in my shed with no plumbing business to attend to, I think of all the sacrifices of those who gave all. Yes, I'm shedding tears as I pound these thoughts into this blog while sitting on a rusty metal chair. I'll be grilling the venison in a bit while Delores will be baking the cherry pies. Every year we do this and I cry while she and the boys roll their eyes. Don't get me wrong. They know how serious Memorial Day weekend is, but they look at me cry while I give my speech about sacrificing. Boy, I wish I could ship those boys off to those wars, but Delores rebuffs my wishes. I think they could use the discipline because I'm always afraid that they can go on the drink at any minute.

But, this is Memorial Day weekend when we honor our fallen soldiers. Sure, the liberals say they honor them too, but actions are different from words. In an age when righteous militarism is being weakend and terrorists being let loose, I see a bunch of intellectuals willing to belittle the sacrifices of those fallen soldiers. So, I cry and I find myself crying more than ever because I see freedom dying right in front of me, I all of my hard work here not making much of a difference. But, I forge on with this crusade because I know that I'll be rewarded when I meet Baby Jesus and the Lord Almighty.

Liberalism, Secularism, Islamo-Fascism, Taxism, Communism, Socialism will all die one day. I know that from the bottom of my heart. So, I honor our fallen soldiers with my iced tea, venison, mashed potatoes, cherry pie, bad knees and a rusty chair in a leaky shed in Mississippi. As I gaze out the back window, I'm reminded of a time before I saw Jesus -- when nothing mattered to me and I cry.

God Bless,
Bill Orvis White

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Call it like you see it

I heard that the patriotic Republicans want to call the left-wing Democrats - the Democrat-Socialist Party. YES!!!!! Go get 'em!!!!! Finally the Republicans have the guts to do something to battle this Godless far, far overreaching left government. Like Rush says all the time: Words mean things. So, if you call those other people Democrat-Socialists, you've gotten off to a good start. The next steps will come easy including, the eradication of Secularism, the removal of Wiccan House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the rightful God-given election of the honorable former governor of Arkansas, Michael Huckabee. So, call them Democrat-Socialists. They hate enjoyment and love taxes. They want to release terrorists and take a vacation from history. Finally, real patriots are stepping up to the plate to put an end to this insanity. It's all just starting! Lil Hussein is caving and going down. It's only a matter of time. Whoo-hoo, I never felt so alive.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Notre Dame speech

There's so much fuss over Lil Hussein speaking at Notre Dame so I'm jumping in on this one. In an age when secularism has taken hold of the nation with debauchery in our schools and far left media, it's no wonder that we have such a president who fits into this vile, filthy puzzle. So, here we are with Lil Hussein showing up in a Holy institution to lecture us on the Value of Life. I'll tell you what: Lil Hussein has no right to speak on the Value of Life when he supports killing babies for so-called research and cloning. This speech was a disgrace to everyone that values human life. There's no argument here. I'm sorry, but inviting him there was poor judgment and whoever decided on this invitation, should be fired and tried in a court of Law. If it were up to me, I would have that abortion supporter locked up so that he couldn't harm more innocent life in the future.
OK, now I'm tired of people saying, "Well, you support the death penalty and torture..." So what! So what! Evildoers, rapists and their supporters are NO LONGER INNOCENT! So, yes, eliminate them!!! OK, supporters might get a chance at getting fixed, but those who commit crimes on those scales need to be silenced so that innocent lives are protected.
I'm sorry you naïve Secular Progressive Communist/Socialist Liberals. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
OK, I'm not playing God. I'm listening to God and He tells me what's morally right and wrong. Conservatives are right. Liberals are wrong. Tax cuts work. Tax increases don't. Killing babies is wrong. Saving them is right.
Do you see how simple this is? This is what I refer to when I'm talking about a Christ-centered life which I and millions of others subscribe to. Barack Hussein Obama is a Secular Progressive who uses the excuse of Godless Science to funnel money to homosexual medicine people so that they can create more homosexual medicine people. If that happens for the next 50 years, then there will be fewer Americans on Earth which will mean we will be weaker and there will be an evetual surrender to the Jihadists. I thank God that another beautiful African-American, Alan Keyes show his disgust with Lil Hussein at ND. Dr. Keyes is an amazing, brilliant man who believes in low/no taxes, strong military that eliminates terrorists and leades a pro-life, Christ-centered existence. I love Dr. Keyes so much. If you ever read this sir, please come over to my shed where I will worship you--just don't surprise me because I might get a heart attack from the over-excitement of your presence.I loved it when you ran for president and gave an example to kids in New Hampshire that bashing a child over the head is what an abortion doctor does. That was so incredible that I have that on a gold DVD and play it when I'm down. God Bless Alan Keyes!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Teabaggery, patriotic torture and my hero, Mr. Cheney

The following are a collection of serious thoughts that I have been including on some other lefty blogs including my Godless fellow blogger Chez. Since he's been kind enough to link me, I'll return the favor right here: Chez's anti-American/pro-Secular Europe/pro-weak US Defense blog -- just to show all of my fellow conservative bloggers just what these good-meaning, yet clueless leftists are up to these days.

Our forefathers never meant for gov't to expand the way it has. So here we are with Obamanomics exploding our deficit to historic levels and we defiant Teabaggers are here to say no more handouts!
I suppose you liberals don't understand how your taxes are calculated. Well, I calculate my own and my fed taxes are too dang high! If I could keep my money, I could buy Delores the velvet lifesize Elvis portrait that she's been wanting for 30 years. I could hire that special boy Darren (who takes pictures of everything and I mean everything) down the street to sweep my shed out. You see, if I get to keep more of my money, I will buy more and create jobs. With a little money left over, I can put the funds into the church donation box. But, since Mr. Obama wishes to confiscate my money and send it up the river to liberals and illegals who don't deserve it, well then, I can't help the economy grow. As I repeat like a broken Toby Keith CD, this president's economy is a failure and it needs to be stopped.
We need to eliminate taxes and you will see jobs popping up like dandelions that are growing around my 150 that I wrecked and is up on blocks.
Happy days will be here again when every man can provide for his lady. Soldiers can go back to practicing enhanced interrogation techniques. Marriage between a man and a woman will be protected. And good clean TV like Hee Haw will be #1!!!!! You see, we teabaggers have always been right. We're holding our heads up high to annoy all of you Godless Libs. We are the majority and the mainstream: hard-working conservative and God-fearing folk who want government out of our lives-except for our churches, schools and bedrooms. Rush and Mr. Cheney said not to compromise and I won't! Rush never compromised when he ran out of patriotic Oxycontin. Richard Cheney never compromised with that Socialist Sen. Leahy when he got in that old Pinko's face and said, "Go *uck yourself!" That stands as one of the US's best moments in history--right after Mr. Reagan telling Mr. Gorbachev to tear that wall down.Richard Cheney is golden.

After seeing Mr. Cheney swatting that clueless Bob Schieffer's questions on liberal CBS this weekend, I'm more convinced that Jesus and God know that the Bush administration did the right thing by instituting coercive techniques and opening up Gitmo.
So go ahead and sling words at me, Mr. Cheney and everyone else who helped to keep you safe for almost eight years. You know that there is right and wrong in life. The Islamists who want to destroy us are wrong and must be dealt with accordingly. God and Baby Jesus will judge us when we meet them. I know that they will understand and reward Richard Cheney. I know, you're gasping right now. Do you something? Richard Cheney loves his country and he fears for it because Secular Progressives like you and our installed-president are weak on everything and defense is at the top of the list.
I just heard Rush and he read my formerly alcohol-soaked brain. He said that Mr. Cheney doesn't have an agenda. He can go out and golf and hunt if he so wishes. But he decided to go on a crusade through the far left media to warn them that what this so-called adminstration is doing is flat-out dangerous!
When will you wake up and realize that history will prove that the Bush Doctrine was the right course of action? I'm warning y'all right now that cancelling these much-needed programs like waterboarding and Gitmo will provoke an attack on our soil that even I cannot imagine. Pulling out of Iraq when the Surge was becoming successful will provoke another attack that we will not be able to rise up from. That's why it's essential to stock up and be ready with canned goods, weapons, duct tape and photos of Sean Hannity in your deep underground bunker. Oh yeah, did I mention the full Rush Limbaugh audio/video/text library is also essential in the bunker?

Hello McFlys, they all want to kill us for our freedom, SUVs and Dennis Miller!
If Jesus were alive today, I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with enhanced interrogative techniques if it means it all saves millions or even billions of good, innocent lives even if many of those lives wish to have a massive nanny state.
We need to return to a Christ-centered world whereby we worship human life.
God Bless all of you SPs out there.
-Bill Orvis White

Saturday, May 9, 2009


Wiccan House Speaker of the Castro District in San Francisco, Nancy Pelosi is a liar. There, I said it again. Why? Because she knew that patriotic torture was going on and rightly so. Then, when her installed-president is in power, she acts like she never knew that torture was going on and that patriotic leaders like GW Bush, Dick Cheney, gorgeous Condy Rice, the honorable Donald Rumsfeld ought to pay the ultimate price.
Let's clear all of this up right now, you idiotic Pelosi: You're a Secular-Progressive witch who knew that we gained valuable information from horrible terrorists who wanted to kill us back then! I could care less if we waterboarded those people. If a few of them were innocent, so what? They were probably connected in some way. We gave them enough justice, food, clothing and medicine all of these years. We shouldn't have given them anything, but you know what? We did anyway. Y'all whined that the Bush folks were making you agree with them because it would have been political suicide. C'mon! You knew torture was the right thing to do then and it's still the right thing to do now. Why the change? Because that inexperienced Secular-Progressive president is in power and you're doing everything you can to soften him and then call all of the shots when he's not looking. Y'all are a waste and dangerous to our country. Hello McFly, you're making us less safe! That patriotic senator from Missouri said it all. Do you remember that this War on Islamo-Fascists is still on now more than ever? Just because Hillary Clinton took the words out don't mean that it's over. As the honorable Mr. Rumsfeld said, "This is a war that lasts forever!" He told the truth and you rotten liberals ran him out of town! God help us when they come to attack again. We were safe for 7 years. Now we're not! Stop selling us out and do the right thing by resigning and turning over your job to good, solid pro-American folk like Jeb Bush, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and the wonderful Gary Bauer who can bring God back into the home or village schools run by good straight obedient women; put most our money into national defense; and scrap everything else by privating!!!!!
Now, you're going to release these awful terrorists from Gitmo? I hope they all come to San Francisco and attack y'all. Believe me, they'll win because you don't believe in defending yerselves!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

100 Days Report Card

Why does the MSM have to make such a huge deal over this 100 days thing? Who cares? I'll give you my report card on this disaster:

Foreign dealings: F-

Little Hussein travels to Secular Europe and practically inserts his tongue into every America hater's mouth. He said that he went to England to listen to them. I'm sorry but you don't tell the Brits that you're going to listen to them. You go over there and tell them that there is a War on Terror and you must stay on board. If you don't, then we'll invade your butts and eradicate the Islamists that are multiplying in your sewers. And no, I'm not anti-Muslim for the millionth time! We have the technology to weed out the good apples who can make oil for us and the bad apples who want to kill us.

Oh, then there's France. What more can I say? Sarko might be OK and fall in line, but Little Hussein's not doing that. If I were president, I would say, look, you got a great idea with your nuke plants. Let's put your lazy citizens, North Africans and Polish men to work in them. Y'all could power up half of the world. Oh yeah, stop that silly French cuisine. That food's ridiculous! How about taking the ladies and showing them some good ole fashioned Southern US cooking and the other half can become teachers.

Ah, the great Red Chinese -- good for keeping our prices low at Dollar General and Walmart! Just keep on making my plastics and electronics and y'all will catch onto democracy one day. I'm not worried about the Chinese because they work hard to serve us, but again, Little Hussein might sell out to them and their buddies, the North Koreans.

Somalia-Should have bombed them and explored for oil when we would have taken them over. These pirates are a waste of time and precious money.

Cuba and Chavez- This one I cannot believe. I guess Little Husssein loves his Secular brothers Castro and Chavez. Go get drunk with them, Hussein! They're your pals who won't help you. Hugo's got the oil, but he's sitting on it laughing at you with a fat cigar hanging out of his mouth. Believe me, they'll act like your best buds until they steal everything you got.

Terrorism is the main problem here. You Secular Progressives are so naive. I love and pray for y'all, but you're McFlys who don't get it. Now we have a leader who doesn't get it either. Rogue nations with enemy combatants need to be stared down and taken out. It's plain dumb that we can sit down with Iran, Russia and Pakistan and try to talk our way out. It's like a cat inside of a paper bag -- just pawing at scraps. It just don't make sense to talk with terrorist nations that come on our soil to the Godless United Nations and lecture us, the leaders in this world. But you know something, you idiot SPs, we won't be the leaders because of you and your pro-homosexual, anti-Christian/Hebrew/Good Oil-Producing Muslim leaders. It's time to throw some good ole American coffee down yer throats and defend yerselves!

Wall Street - F-
Little Hussein needs to let the free market work, period. Some of my buddies think that I'm wrong on this, but those hard-working fellas who achieved so much in life, need to have the tools to keep operating. I'm hiding my money in my gun vault for another reason. Hussein is coming after my money and guns. Let the big successful boys clean up the financial mess that was originally created by Bill Clinton.

Oh yes, you failed us on taxes too, Little Hussein. FAIRTax? It's OK, but let's scrap the whole things. You need water? Dig a well! You want some schooling? Get yer MaMa to learn you! You want a doctor for the deep cut? Pay the full price for it at the hospital where your doctor worked so hard to achieve that degree he earned.

Healthcare - F-

Here we go again for more Socialism! I'm scared that Little Hussein is going to confiscate my paycheck to pay for unemployed illegals' healthcare. I propose keeping the illegals to work at Walmart and/or put them in the military. Still, let the hard-working patriotic achieving healthcare companies do what they do best: charging premium premiums for those who can afford because they worked so hard. Me, I don't have no health insurance. I can take care of myself thank you very much. I don't whine like so many of you Secular Progressives do out there.

Schools and Religion - F-

In the early 1960s, Big Gov't kicked God and Baby Jesus out of the schools onto the front doorsteps never to be allowed back in again. Look what happened: Teen pregnancy, abortion, so-called equal rights, drug use and secularism exploded ever since. Just like the MSM newspapers, public schools are failing. Now that we have a far, far, far left gov't in place, the hope for vouchers looks to be dead. The people need to rise up and school themselves or fight like hell to get vouchers going again. Little Hussein is going to impose a Big Gov't education agenda whereby 4-year-olds are going to learn a gay curriculum laced with urgings to smoke the funny weed and to become Communist intellectuals.

The final result:
Little Hussein needs to be removed from the White House and replaced by former Gov. Mike Huckabee. If this doesn't happen, I fear for the union's future. It's no wonder that we might see Texas, Georgia and my home state of MS secede very soon. We don't want the Feds telling us what we can and cannot do with our money.