Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Heading to Georgia

Hi folks,
Business has been picking up lately.

I'm finished for the week and Kyle, Dale and me are headin' to Georgia to canvass for Saxby Chambliss! I can't wait to tell my brethren in the great Southern state of Georgia what a great man Senator Chambliss is and how lucky they are to have him.

We're goin' deer huntin' in the northern part of the state and then after that, it's Thanksgiving supper at my Aunt Marge's deep in the hills near Brasstown. I do hope that we get to run into the only dang good Democrat that ever lived--Zell Miller! I met Zell a few years back and I'm tellin' you, he's hilarious! Anyway, back to T-giving. Marge has been fryin' turkeys for 45 years and I swear they get better each year. Plus, we're stayin' through the weekend so that we can see the gorgeous Sarah Palin when she comes to the Atlanta area where she's stumpin' for Saxby! I'll catch y'all later. We gotta gas up the 150 for the long haul! With beer, deer and pickup trucks, who needs women?--except for fryin' turkeys! Whoo-hoo!!! OK, I'm jokin' 'bout that last line. Sorry I'm out of line, Miss Marge, I'll be a good boy in front of you.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

D-Day

So this is it. Today symbolizes the end of freedom as we know it. Tomorrow, we will see the death of God and the escalation of debauchery. Today, Christ-loving people who are in the majority will start to become silenced. Tomorrow, the evildoers, the liberals, the gays will drown us out.



Businessmen like me will see his taxes go through the roof to fund these people. What can we do? We won't be able to take up arms against the enemy because they will be coming after my cache. You see, our founding fathers at least had that advantage! What can we do? My answer is prayer. I know, you're probably saying, "Bill, you're going soft." Maybe so. I'm 55 and tired. Tired of high taxes. Tired of the liberal media subjecting me to Rosie O'Donnell. Tired of tree-huggers who want to tell me that plastic bags are going to kill the squirrels that I love to eat anyway. Tired of the gays wanting to re-decorate my toolshed.



I'm also sorry to say that Joe the Plumber stole my thunder. I only wish John McCain would have taken me on the trail. I would have told those crowds about how Christ gets us through everything. He saved me the night I turned my truck over and I know that even if the Right keeps losing power, there is Christ who will get us through Obama-Pelosi-Reid.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Pray

Pray for our country. Pray for my family and yours. Pray for our future. Pray for our nation to one day return to a Christ-centered life. Pray no one will tax me to death. Pray that the evildoers will not come to our nation and attempt to take it over. Pray that God will be allowed to come back to school. God Bless Y'all, Bill.