Thursday, October 23, 2008

Look at what I got!

Hey y'all! Look at what I got in the mail. It scares the Baby Jesus out of me! Dale and Kyle (my sons) if you are reading this, we have an emergency prayer meeting in your room tonight.

My dreamgirl Sarah

I'm so sorry that I have been gone for so long. I promise that I will be back more often folks. You see, I'm so dang busy with my plumbing business. But, wow, so much has happened. I don't know where to start. I'll keep this brief and tell y'all how much I love Sarah Palin. I have never seen a woman who is so smart and gorgeous at the same time. Sorry Delores! Yes, Delores is my wife that I'm committed to forever and forever-I made that promise at Promise Keepers about 10 years ago. But, Sarah has it all and the best part is that she's committed to low taxes, God, guns and most of all, life. She is everything a true lady should be these days. And how about that Todd! That's a man's man. I must confess that I was ready to vote for Bob Barr. I didn't know if Senator McCain was a true patriot. Now that my beautiful Sarah is on the ticket, I'm so dang excited that I can't stand up straight. I can't believe I admitted that. Woo-hoo!