Friday, May 30, 2008

Genetic problem with SPs

I was thinking the other day about Secular Progressives. My theory is that they have a genetic deficiency. SPs just don't get it. They don't get that Islamo-Fascists would like to kill them. They don't get that HillaryCare would bankrupt the nation. They don't get that lower taxes or even no taxes generate revenue and put more money in your pocket to do anything that you wish to do. What's wrong with SPs? Oh yeah, they say they care about others. Well, I have this to say: That's what your church is for! Hello all you McFly SPs! Wake up and smell the roses for God's sake! Oh yes and then there's the environment. Guess what all of you SPs: There is no Global Warming and there's nothing you can do about it. If there is warming, then why are the temperatures going down this year? Oh, now you're going to say, "Bill, look at all those tornadoes. That's warming evidence!" Gimme a break, you crazy SPs. Tornadoes have been around since God created this gorgeous earth. Stop your whining. I'm getting in my F-150 right now. See y'all later!

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