Anyway, yes, I'm sad that an SP will be our president. I accepted it in the last few weeks. OK, all you SPs up there in New York think that I'm a bigot. No I'm not! I love the Obamas and people of color. In fact, I was practically raised by my mama's helper Essie. Then there's Johnny, my bible study partner. He's a black Christian conservative and I love him like a brother.
But, I'm grateful that Mississippi is redder than red, baby. I'm thankful that queer Hollywood films don't come around here. I'm grateful that Delores bakes big ole delicious pies for me. Where will I be on Inauguration Day? I'll be workin' for a livin' and will think about how good Christians will save this country from ruin.
Here's the big news: What's even better these days is that up there in Alaska, beautiful Sarah's daughter chose life and had a baby boy! Whoo-hoo!! Another conservative, Christian boy in the world!!!! I'm giddy, y'all!!!!